• Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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microwave toaster how is a person this stupid
[QUOTE=Xieneus;46824576]microwave toaster how is a person this stupid[/QUOTE] Lethal weed overdose.
They still haven't cleaned up the pineapple :I
Doesn't look like there will be a stream tonight. Probably tomorrow though
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46823573][video=youtube;MUo4maOxXN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUo4maOxXN8&[/video] The Daily DISS In this episode Eli microwaves a piece of paper with "That gay guy" from southpark eli is so high he thinks the microwave is a toaster[/QUOTE] Honestly someone could make a TV show out of these videos. This shit is seriously hilarious.
Anyone have a clip of when that dude pretended he got mortared/shelled while skyping with Jace?
[QUOTE=AaronM202;46824591]Lethal weed overdose.[/QUOTE] Eli I think may actually be a bit retarded. But hes that lovable kind of dummy that you cant help but smile at every achivment he does, as he reminds us a little bit about ourselves everyday... Tyce fried his brains with heavy, harmfull, homemade drugs. Some involve poo. By contrast, Tyce is really easy to hate. He hates blacks because "they get dem goverment checks" which he admits he is jealous of, as he wants them to buy weed and hotwheels. Edit: Its also important to remember that even though theese people are chronic potheads, its inconclusive whether weed has any longterm effects. So saying that they smoked themselves stupid is kinda... wrong? I dunno.
[QUOTE=Helios127;46825966]Edit: Its also important to remember that even though theese people are chronic potheads, its inconclusive whether weed has any longterm effects. So saying that they smoked themselves stupid is kinda... wrong? I dunno.[/QUOTE]You cannot ever convince me that the massive amounts of THC that has entered their bodies has not damaged their brains in some significant way. I just cannot bring myself to believe that, they've smoked their already dumb selves even more dumb. Much better than most other things they could have done.
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46823573][video=youtube;MUo4maOxXN8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUo4maOxXN8&[/video] The Daily DISS In this episode Eli microwaves a piece of paper with "That gay guy" from southpark eli is so high he thinks the microwave is a toaster[/QUOTE] fruit cocktail still on ground [img]http://i.imgur.com/TyNsYOD.png[/img] again, why
[QUOTE=Wii60;46826935]fruit cocktail still on ground [img]http://i.imgur.com/TyNsYOD.png[/img] again, why[/QUOTE] What a waste of good fruit cocktail
I'm getting fairly heavy Jerkcity vibes from all of this recent activity.
[quote] Hey Guys Eli Here Jace Sayz I Can Cum Online Again Like Baiscly He Told Me 2 Stay Off Twitter N Shit And He Didnt Want Trolls Ruinin Da Surprise Of Da Xbox 1Been Fukin Gamin Since I Got It But Ne Wayz Ima Be Comin On Here A Lot More And Shit Now Cuz Like Thats The Way It Is So Hope U Ready 4 A Wicked Ride. N Also Im Thankin U Guys N Shit Ur Fukin Ballerz And Shit Like Money Dunkas Dunkin The Greens On Me N Shit Like 50 Cent Ok I Got A Fuckin Bad Ass Joke What Do U Call Sum 1 Whos 2 Cheap 2 Buy Fuckin 50 Cent Cds. U Call Them 25 Cent I Tried That Joke On Tyc Cuz He Stole a 50 Cent CD From My Neighbors Yard Sale When We Hung Out Like A Long Time Ago But He Said His Rap Name Was 25 Dolla Not 25 Cent Because He Was Mor XPensive Thin That Idk Hes A Fag So What Evs Im Basically LIke Just Slammin Da Truth On The CCompueter Nigga Ya So Um What Was I Talkin About Ya So Like Cuz I Got A Crazy New Idea 4 A Video Series Ima Be Showin Off 2 Morrow So Look 4Ward 2 Da 1st Episode Of My New EVlogz That Stand 4 Eli Vlogz EVlogz Ok Im Out Ima Go Play More XBox One Thanks U Guys Thanks 2 The Fight Fuelers WhO Fuckin Donated Their Money 2 This Shit Ima Be Happy And I Already Got A Fuckin Job ANd Im Reachin For The fuckin Ceiling Every Day I Heard Kyle Say That When He Was Doing Yoga Its Pretty Cool If U Think About It Cuz Like Its A Meraphor N Shit So Uh Basicly Keep It Up Fight Fuelersz IWill Pray 4 Ur Protection Under Odin And Zeus Peace Off[/quote] [URL]http://deaglenation.tv/thanks-guys-heres-the-fukin-vid-happy-solstisce/[/URL] My translation so it won't hurt your eyes: [quote] Hey guys, Eli here. Jace told me I can come online again, and I was offline because trolls might spoil the supries of the XBOne. I've been fucking gaming since I got it but anyways I'm going to be coming on here a lot more and shit, because thats the way I Like it. I hope you are all in for a wicked ride. Also, I'm thanking you guys and shit for your fucking (ballerz)? and shit like money (dunka dunkin the greens on me and shit like 50 cent, [Thanks for giving me money]). Ok, I got a bad ass joke. What do you call someone who is too cheap too buy 50 cent CDs? You call them 25 cent. I tried that joke on Tyce because he stole a 50 Cent CD from my neighbors yard sale when we hung out a long time ago. Bhe he said his rap name was "25 dollar" not "25 cent" because he was more expensive than that. I don't know, he's a fag so what ever. I'm basically like just slamming the truth on the computer nigga. So what what was I talking about? Yeah, I got a crazy new Idea for a video series I'm going to be showing off tomorrow, so look forward to the first episode of my new E-VLOGS. That stands for Eli VLOGS. Ok im out, I'm going to play more XBOne thanks to you guys. Thanks to the Fight Fuelers who fucking donated about it cuz it's a metaphor and shit. So Basically, keep it up fight fuelers. I will pray for your protection under Odin and Zeus. Peace out. [/quote]
That post made me imagine Eli going to Kyle's place to get weed and having to watch Kyle do yoga while Kyle starts laying some spiritual seminars on him
[video=youtube;InmuPqcwNXQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InmuPqcwNXQ&feature=youtu.be&a[/video] Thanks Eli Also stream tonight so get ready
So why does Eli have a (presumably fake) katana anyway?
doesn't everyone?
Also update Jace isn't using youtube to stream anymore you can watch the stream here [url]http://deaglenation.tv/livestream/[/url] [editline]saDZXV[/editline] [QUOTE=AaronM202;46830030]So why does Eli have a (presumably fake) katana anyway?[/QUOTE] cuz its a sword and swords r sick
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46827210][URL]http://deaglenation.tv/thanks-guys-heres-the-fukin-vid-happy-solstisce/[/URL] My translation so it won't hurt your eyes:[/QUOTE] You missed the part about Kyle. Kyle says, "I'm reaching for the ceiling," when he does yoga and that's what Eli thinks is pretty cool because it's a metaphor. Even an idiot respects the metaphor (although somehow I suspect that Kyle uses it literally as much as figuratively when he's doing yoga).
he's probably a closet weeaboo too
Aw yisss. I have one bag of Doritos and some pringles left, time to make em count. How many hours until stream?
[QUOTE=Killbane;46830048]Aw yisss. I have one bag of Doritos and some pringles left, time to make em count. How many hours until stream?[/QUOTE] 6 PM EST so about 4 and a half hours
that song splice "and a fuck you and a fuck her too and a fuck you and a fuck her too"
Delayed? Hes screaming for some sort of audio test, soon?
Here's the bingo card for tonight's stream it's starting in like 10 minutes [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/boVP222.png[/IMG]
How is the stream so far?
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46831566]Here's the bingo card for tonight's stream it's starting in like 10 minutes [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/boVP222.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] Shouldn't the free space be the prank call? Pretty much all the calls he gets are either a joke or Tyce.
[QUOTE=Siminov;46831910]How is the stream so far?[/QUOTE] Eli's making moves on Jace's girlfriend. On the sims ofc. EDIT: Jace and Eli are about to duel to determine who gets the most pussy. The people have spoken... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/H3Lgst0.png[/IMG] [editline]1st January 2015[/editline] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W110Pfr.png[/IMG] Eli is born again in the Church of the Commander.
Someone tried gifting him a game about a gay guy can't remember the fucking title of the game
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0WJAMCq.png[/IMG] Shame he didn't read the description.
Damn, Jace is having way too much fun playing Duke Nukem Forever. Seeing as how they made it a modern shooter emulating CoD, of course he would love it.
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