Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Pr0fane;45523969]-+=Eli Da Playboy=+- @IcyPlayboi69 · 46 min
Sorry 4 No updates Or Vids But Ive Been Really Fuckin Paranoid N Shit Tryin 2 Find a New Hotel And Kinda RUnnin Low On $$$$ Here Guys[/QUOTE]
Well shit I hope Jace and Tyce can bail him out of there soon.
My favorite moment so far in the saga is the [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=aemY7VmVpLE#t=15502"]dog video[/URL] and the resulting broken monitor.
[QUOTE=Chubbs;45515996]I don't know man, [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Toe_Wound]he[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Suburban_Warfare]is[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Execution_of_Jace_Connors]pretty[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace%27s_Failed_Enlistment#Attempted_Poisoning]gullible[/url][/QUOTE]
"We know this man is simple, paranoid and has problems with substance abuse so we told him we'd put a bomb in his house and poisoned him, then said he should pour bleach on an open wound."
How sick in the head do you have to be to do this sort of thing?
[QUOTE=lazyguy;45527345]"We know this man is simple, paranoid and has problems with substance abuse so we told him we'd put a bomb in his house and poisoned him, then said he should pour bleach on an open wound."
How sick in the head do you have to be to do this sort of thing?[/QUOTE]
The internet is a bad place.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45526099][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/gc0DINv.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]No... No Eli, seriously. Just take what little money you have left and try to find someway to get out of the country. Anywhere in Europe, just don't go to Gaza.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;45528884]No... No Eli, seriously. Just take what little money you have left and try to find someway to get out of the country. Anywhere in Europe, just don't go to Gaza.[/QUOTE]
Chances are he'd have to either head for the border, or try to route himself through an eastern European country (to my knowledge the US and most of western Europe have ceased air travel directly in and out of Israel), and the latter seems unlikely as it would require two airplane tickets and he seems to be running out of money. Let's hope the IDF can hold this guy back. If not, well it'll at least be interesting to see how Jace reacts to Eli's death. Would also be interesting to see how the public handles the affair.
Like, are we going to get a video of Eli in a few days running around an active conflict zone, at risk of being shot by sniper and hit by bombs an artillery? This kid may come back with a legitimate case of PTSD.
Though hell at least at the end of it, if he does and somehow survives, he may have a deeper understanding of the problems in the region and war in general. Depending just how much shit he sees, he may give up the whole "Pro Call of Duty soldier" type thing.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;45529060]Depending just how much shit he sees, he may give up the whole "Pro Call of Duty soldier" type thing.[/QUOTE]
[i]Or,[/i] he'll claim that he was a true soldier and fought bravely there, thus making him a true Marine; when really he was cowering somewhere, or, more concerning, actively trying to get involved in the fighting thinking it related to Tupac.
Really, which do you think is more likely?
Or the third and most likely option [b]he's going to get killed.[/b]
[video=youtube;GCrtdUZUaEQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCrtdUZUaEQ&feature=youtu.be&a[/video]
Update time
He speaks like a child who has been grounded, yet his mom kicked him out of the house [B]for sending his fucking friend to the Middle East and then stole her car. [/B]
[QUOTE=Mini Shot;45522490]Holy shit that video with the tarot card reading is gold. Kyle seems too much like a character. It's like some adult swim show or something. Seriously, a tarot card reading using apples to apples cards? How did Jace end up surrounded by this type of people? It's like he's the main character of a tv show who somehow ended up in the real world or something.[/QUOTE]
It's Apples to Apples Junior Edition as well as if it couldn't get any more ridiculous.
I can't help but feel sad for him to some extent since he does not compromise for any view he holds no matter how insane it seems to us, but yeah it'd be difficult to get this level of hilarious insanity even with writers.
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i never want jace to stop its too good
we are following a real life tim and eric sketch
[editline]29th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45499173][video=youtube;XW_rfwseydI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XW_rfwseydI[/video][/QUOTE]
how did this man manage to make jace seem like the reasonable one here
"i..i don't know. i've never seen a tarot reader use apples to apples kyle."
[video=youtube;TrhTNSELtbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrhTNSELtbM[/video]
Update on Eli
Dear god he's heading towards Gaza
[editline]29th July 2014[/editline]
[video=youtube;45ilTQvKj3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ilTQvKj3g&feature=youtu.be&a[/video]
Meanwhile back in America Jace is using a bow to shoot arrows.
Does this guy remotely care for the safety of Eli.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45536157][video=youtube;TrhTNSELtbM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrhTNSELtbM[/video]
Update on Eli
Dear god he's heading towards Gaza
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..Is that a construction site? :v:
I want this story on the news!
[QUOTE=AaronM202;45537777]..Is that a construction site? :v:[/QUOTE]
No it's obviously a building that got blown up by the islams check the video mate.
[sp]It probably is knowing him[/sp]
[editline]29th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;45537975]I want this story on the news![/QUOTE]
If Eli makes it into Gaza somehow I can guarantee there will be a news article about it.
[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;45537975]I want this story on the news![/QUOTE]
As long as it doesn't involve Eli getting kidnapped and or killed in Gaza strip.
I somehow doubt he will be able to get to the border without border guards noticing. After all its Israel-gaza border, they monitor it constantly.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45536157][video=youtube;45ilTQvKj3g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ilTQvKj3g&feature=youtu.be&a[/video]
Meanwhile back in America Jace is using a bow to shoot arrows.[/QUOTE]
Can you just chill for me ese?
[QUOTE=Furioso;45538514]Can you just chill for me ese?[/QUOTE]
I swear Kyle is from some Adult Swim show.
I can totally see him as some sort of street wizard from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
I just want a headline that says local idiot flies to gaza in search of tupac for xbox one.
jesus christ
what the fuck
i thought this person was a harmless idiot i could laugh at but what the living fuck
[QUOTE=QuickShot;45537622]Does this guy remotely care for the safety of Eli.[/QUOTE]
i don't think eli cares for the safety of eli
They are all marines so of course they can survive.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45536157]
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=45ilTQvKj3g&feature=youtu.be&a[/url]
Meanwhile back in America Jace is using a bow to shoot arrows.[/QUOTE]
Kyle seems really sarcastic, and knows a bit of Jace's history. Is he with the trolls? I hope not.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;45539735]Kyle seems really sarcastic, and knows a bit of Jace's history. Is he with the trolls? I hope not.[/QUOTE]
It's possible. It's also possible that he's just a stereotypical dim-witted stoner.
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