• Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Wii60;46881320]people managed to get a frame of jace's most visited websites in the latest stream (?) [URL]http://i.imgur.com/V52fFlz.jpg[/URL][/QUOTE] Actually, that might have been the person streaming Jace's UStream in case it was pulled and not Jace himself. Still, though, I'd love to have it confirmed that Jace sneaks on over to Facepunch sometimes.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46881443]Actually, that might have been the person streaming Jace's UStream in case it was pulled and not Jace himself. Still, though, I'd love to have it confirmed that Jace sneaks on over to Facepunch sometimes.[/QUOTE]He has been here. Not posted in this thread, but the forums themselves.
[video=youtube;2F7REq3JwNs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2F7REq3JwNs[/video] Sick parkour in Runescape by Eli
Edit: Put in the youtube video wrong, also someone beat me to it. As for the Kiwi/cwcki forums? Yeah, hes been to them in the past although he doesnt go to them anymore for reasons I do not feel like disclosing at the moment. However, if he did he would see that its where the majority of trolling things go on, and that Deagledad is CIAdude. Oh, he has been here too. One funny thing someone once did to him was that they gave him a LUA Trojan-horse that after a while deleated all players. I forget what his name here is, but it isn't PKD, surprisngly. I would also like to point out that every time he uploads a video, he gets (at last check) 11 bucks from donators. Sooner or later, He's going to really milk this... Edit II: Jackie Chin (the guy who made the retrospective) is a mad genius for his intermixing of The Dark Knight Returns soundtrack with the crazy of Jace. Jesus Christ I cant wait for Arkham Knight.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46881443]Actually, that might have been the person streaming Jace's UStream in case it was pulled and not Jace himself. Still, though, I'd love to have it confirmed that Jace sneaks on over to Facepunch sometimes.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Wii60;46881320]people managed to get a frame of jace's most visited websites in the latest stream (?) [URL]http://i.imgur.com/V52fFlz.jpg[/URL] also 2014 year in review (fanmade): [video=youtube;pu3I7jfizR8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pu3I7jfizR8[/video][/QUOTE] That's a screenshot of my most viewed websites. Jace actually said he has a Facepunch account from long ago with a completely unrelated username.
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Is it wrong if i want to try and get Jace to "play'"[url=https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1410/03/1410034429943.swf] this[/url] (NSFW) on his next stream? Just because it looks innocent at first. [sp]And then its your daily dose[/sp]
[QUOTE=AaronM202;46886422]Is it wrong if i want to try and get Jace to "play'"[url=https://img.4plebs.org/boards/f/image/1410/03/1410034429943.swf] this[/url] (NSFW) on his next stream? Just because it looks innocent at first. [sp]And then its your daily dose[/sp][/QUOTE] Thanks Doc Anyways I wonder when he'll even stream next he's been pretty quiet lately
That's probably a good sign.
On the other hand, if we do hear from him, we know he's still at home, probably smoking and/or playing games and not getting himself into trouble with the law :v:
[QUOTE=Recurracy;46886759]On the other hand, if we do hear from him, we know he's still at home, probably smoking and/or playing games and not getting himself into trouble with the law :v:[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46886569]Thanks Doc Anyways I wonder when he'll even stream next he's been pretty quiet lately[/QUOTE] [quote=Video Discription] Hey Guys Whats Up Eli Here With Another Video This Is My Friend Jace's Account Lol I Post On Here Some Times But Ne Wayz If U Dont Kno Wat This Video Is Then Its Basicly A Montage Of Parkour But In Like RuneScape I Think I Invinted It Like Basically Discovered Cause Like I Dont Think Any Ones Ever Thought Of Doing That Also Like Jace Let Me Use His Pc Cuz He Watched Dis Shit On Info Warz 1 Day When We Were Blazin N Ever Since Got All Afraid 2 Come Online Cause He Thinks Obamas Gonna Log His Search History N Kill Him With Spy Cameras Or Sum Shit So Im Just Postin On Here 4 Him Since Hes Goin All Crazy And Stuff But Hes Schitzo So Its Like Normal For Him You Know Lol Ha But Seriously Schizos Like A Fucked Up Disease If You Think About It Because Like It Makes Your Brain Shady And Like Damn Thats Scary If I Was Schizo I Would Be Like Damn Thats Weird Damn Lol Lol #Funny Yea So Thats Basicly Why Im Caled A Comedian Guyz Lol Not Hatin On Schizos [/quote] Jace watched Info Wars and thinks Obama's going to kill him
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46886569]Thanks Doc Anyways I wonder when he'll even stream next he's been pretty quiet lately[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Eli]Hey Guys Whats Up Eli Here With Another Video This Is My Friend Jace's Account Lol I Post On Here Some Times But Ne Wayz If U Dont Kno Wat This Video Is Then Its Basicly A Montage Of Parkour But In Like RuneScape I Think I Invinted It Like Basically Discovered Cause Like I Dont Think Any Ones Ever Thought Of Doing That [B]Also Like Jace Let Me Use His Pc Cuz He Watched Dis Shit On Info Warz 1 Day When We Were Blazin N Ever Since Got All Afraid 2 Come Online Cause He Thinks Obamas Gonna Log His Search History N Kill Him With Spy Cameras Or Sum Shit[/B] So Im Just Postin On Here 4 Him Since Hes Goin All Crazy And Stuff But Hes Schitzo So Its Like Normal For Him You Know Lol Ha But Seriously Schizos Like A Fucked Up Disease If You Think About It Because Like It Makes Your Brain Shady And Like Damn Thats Scary If I Was Schizo I Would Be Like Damn Thats Weird Damn Lol Lol #Funny Yea So Thats Basicly Why Im Caled A Comedian Guyz Lol Not Hatin On Schizos[/QUOTE] That's the description of Eli's newest video btw. Explains why Jace is keeping it on the down low. EDIT: Ninja'd.
Jace doesn't want obeme seeing his furry porn.
Jace really needs therapy. Just dress it up as getting over PTSD as hes a badass war hero who fought for your freedom! [B]YOUR FREEDOM![/B]
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46886770]Jace watched Info Wars and thinks Obama's going to kill him[/QUOTE] Now to wait for the inevitable prank call where somebody from the NSA knows Jace has wolf porn in his history, which is suddenly illegal.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46888120]Now to wait for the inevitable prank call where somebody from the NSA knows Jace has wolf porn in his history, which is suddenly illegal.[/QUOTE] I don't like these pranks because they put him further into his paranoia-driven downward spiral.
[QUOTE=wauterboi;46889383]I don't like these pranks because they put him further into his paranoia-driven downward spiral.[/QUOTE] This is something I plan to get into more, but if its any consolation the people involved with Jace trolling kicked people like Team Gamerfood to the curb. What I am curious in that regard is how he views the millitary goverment heirarchy. To any semi-rational person, if Obeme is as bad as the radicals say he is (SECRET MUSLIM WANTING TO DESTROY AMERICA!1) then woulden't that mean the people under his command (CIA, FBI, the US Army and [B]THE MARINES[/B]) are yknow, corrupted? I actually want a call-in for him to explain this. After all, if Obama is truely the antichrist, I would not be waving around the "I AM A MARINE!1" tag
[QUOTE=Helios127;46889621]This is something I plan to get into more, but if its any consolation the people involved with Jace trolling kicked people like Team Gamerfood to the curb. What I am curious in that regard is how he views the millitary goverment heirarchy. To any semi-rational person, if Obeme is as bad as the radicals say he is (SECRET MUSLIM WANTING TO DESTROY AMERICA!1) then woulden't that mean the people under his command (CIA, FBI, the US Army and [B]THE MARINES[/B]) are yknow, corrupted? I actually want a call-in for him to explain this. After all, if Obama is truely the antichrist, I would not be waving around the "I AM A MARINE!1" tag[/QUOTE] If I was a betting man I'd say he probably thinks that the marines are duped into fulfilling the Muslim agenda, but that there are factions inside the government who are aware of the truth and are actively trying to stop the islam takeover...
I know it's been proved otherwise time after time but I just cannot get the idea out of my head that this is the greatest troll to ever have existed, and that one day we're all going to be supremely bamboozled when we find out it's fake However the 90% of my mind that thinks it's real makes me feel quite depressed for them
[QUOTE=Phil5991;46889671]If I was a betting man I'd say he probably thinks that the marines are duped into fulfilling the Muslim agenda, but that there are factions inside the government who are aware of the truth and are actively trying to stop the islam takeover...[/QUOTE] Heres a theory. Its like Task Force 141 in, you know, COD. In Modern Warfare 2 (at least! I want to beat 1 and 2 before moving onto 3, and I only started 2 because I wanted to try out the No Russian mission myself) Capt. Peirce (Is it? Fuck if I know the peoples names) says this about Makarov pinning a terrorist attack on the americans "We are probobly the only ones who know the truth about the deal" Maybe, probobly, he thinks Marines are like that, alongside many being 'duped' but some totatally know the truth! Would be a good thing to ask him. Honestly, instead of sitting back getting high while people beat him off or playing Sims 3 (as much fun as that is) I kinda want to see him play Advanced Warfare. Im just going to come out and say that the bad guy is Kevin Spaceys character, and if you can't figure that out, you are stupid. But can Jace figure it out? After all, he is *incredibly* nice to you in the begining (calling you Son for instance... one of the tragic things about J-Dog is his relationship with his father...) but then has no hesitation to inact a kill order once you discover uh oh, atlas is evil! And you don't even get any kind of option to stick with him or the illusion that such an option exists (ala Deus Ex) its just "OH HEY BY THE WAY Kevins the bad guy" then he walks in the room and says "BOY I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED IN YOU SON" Please, for the love of god, have Jace play Advanced Warfare singleplayer.
[QUOTE=Helios127;46890460]mbd Im just going to come out and say that the bad guy is Kevin Spaceys character, and if you can't figure that out, you are stupid. But can Jace figure it out? After all, he is *incredibly* nice to you in the begining (calling you Son for instance... one of the tragic things about J-Dog is his relationship with his father...) but then has no hesitation to inact a kill order once you discover uh oh, atlas is evil! And you don't even get any kind of option to stick with him or the illusion that such an option exists (ala Deus Ex) its just "OH HEY BY THE WAY Kevins the bad guy" then he walks in the room and says "BOY I AM VERY DISSAPOINTED IN YOU SON" Please, for the love of god, have Jace play Advanced Warfare singleplayer.[/QUOTE] Oh god, can you imagine if he begins to take Kevin Spacey's character as a surrogate father figure(an other one)? His betrayal would break Jace's heart... And cause him to blame muslims somehow.
[QUOTE=Phil5991;46890542]Oh god, can you imagine if he begins to take Kevin Spacey's character as a surrogate father figure(an other one)? His betrayal would break Jace's heart... And cause him to blame muslims somehow.[/QUOTE] To be honest, seeing him play ANY of the COD games would be memorable. One of my favorite traits about Jace is that he insists that the COD games are based off of real life instead of being escapist fantasy. As such, we would get war storys of how X is like his time spent in the millitary for real. Notably, I kinda want him to touch upon the Treyarch games (World at War, Black Ops 1 and 2) and seeing what his interpretation of events is. He probobly thinks we won vietnam or something. Edit: Also if you have to just pick one of the games to pick up, you should really play Black Ops. I don't care if its too "Modern" or whatever, its a good game and Viktor Reznov is definetly one of the best characters in the whole damn series.
[QUOTE=Helios127;46891348]To be honest, seeing him play ANY of the COD games would be memorable. One of my favorite traits about Jace is that he insists that the COD games are based off of real life instead of being escapist fantasy. As such, we would get war storys of how X is like his time spent in the millitary for real. Notably, I kinda want him to touch upon the Treyarch games (World at War, Black Ops 1 and 2) and seeing what his interpretation of events is. He probobly thinks we won vietnam or something. Edit: Also if you have to just pick one of the games to pick up, you should really play Black Ops. I don't care if its too "Modern" or whatever, its a good game and Viktor Reznov is definetly one of the best characters in the whole damn series.[/QUOTE] the original black ops or black ops 2?
[QUOTE=Svinnik;46892089]the original black ops or black ops 2?[/QUOTE] Black Ops 1, cause I don't think Reznov appears in the second one. But I have my doubts Jace even knows what the cold war is, in fact I don't think he knew there were other countries on earth besides America before 9/11.
Although i absolutely love Black Ops 2's zombie maps. (In particular Buried is defintely my favorite.) I have to admit that overall Black Ops 1 is a better game in general.
[QUOTE=Phil5991;46892196]Black Ops 1, cause I don't think Reznov appears in the second one. But I have my doubts Jace even knows what the cold war is, in fact I don't think he knew there were other countries on earth besides America before 9/11.[/QUOTE] Technicly, Reznov doesn't, but... [video=youtube;qt3x-n_7X2k]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qt3x-n_7X2k&feature=player_detailpage#t=270[/video] [QUOTE]Woods: So we're in a desert, burried up to here. And who does your father think he sees? Section: Reznov... Woods: See? You're just like him! No, if you think it was him, don't you think he would have stuck around? Maybe... explain some shit?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE] But I have my doubts Jace even knows what the cold war is, in fact I don't think he knew there were other countries on earth besides America before 9/11.[/QUOTE] He would know about Russia because one of his big trolls nowadays (maybe the ONLY real troll that isn't a Judas-Troll) goes by the name Ivan Kromarov, who has the persona of being a muslim russian. Likewise the plot of COD4 is russia funding muslim islamic-terrorists. So I am sure he knows that Russia, China and Korea exist (seeing as how they are the normal bad guys in most modernday FPS games) but how much of a threat they are? MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD ASK HIM.
Doesn't he think Ivan is Albanian or some shit?
I'm legitimately impressed that Jace has managed to stay away from the online for this long. I wonder how he's doing.
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;46905135]I'm legitimately impressed that Jace has managed to stay away from the online for this long. I wonder how he's doing.[/QUOTE] Out doing "parkour" or just watching some offline stash of pirated anime, probably. He's might just be staying away from twitter/the forums and dicking around on Eli's XBOne.
Wouldn't XBone also allow for online activity to be tracked, considering how much connectivity is pushed as a selling feature for the console (even once they changed the DRM)?
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