Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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Is there some way to contact someone who gives a shit about these fucking knuckleheads? Does anyone who knows these guys who isn't a blithering retard know that one of them is is [I]stranded in the Middle East[/I]?? And is on his way to fucking [I]Gaza[/I]?? I feel legit worried this Eli kid is going to get shot or something now.
Properly speaking, I expect the appropriate people to contact would be the US embassy/consulate.
Eli is not going to get into Gaza without authorization. Even when Israel and Hamas aren't actively firing explosives at each other, those crossings are tightly controlled. If he's lucky the police/IDF will clue in that he's a risk to himself and shouldn't be there, and he'll get handed over to the US embassy or just plain deported and put on the next flight to the states.
If he's aiming for a Darwin Award he'll assault IDF soldiers and shit will go terrible quick.
[img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54123195/Operation.png[/img]
I have been contacted by the hugest moron of all time
[QUOTE=Mister Sandman;45541809][img]https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/54123195/Operation.png[/img]
I have been contacted by the hugest moron of all time[/QUOTE]
[url]https://twitter.com/rampageturke/status/493053442420903936[/url] :v:
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45541818][url]https://twitter.com/rampageturke/status/493053442420903936[/url] :v:[/QUOTE]
KYLE HERE'S A PLANE TICKET I'LL GIVE YOU AN XBOX ONE
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hzD0enh.png[/IMG]
[editline]30th July 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE]This is like an episode of "It's Always Sunny"... "The Gang Solves the Middle East Crisis". Tyce, the "mastermind" is Dennis. Jace is a carbon copy of Mac... and then we got Eli as Charlie.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Chubbs;45515996]I don't know man, [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Toe_Wound]he[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Suburban_Warfare]is[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=The_Execution_of_Jace_Connors]pretty[/url] [url=http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace%27s_Failed_Enlistment#Attempted_Poisoning]gullible[/url][/QUOTE]
[quote= The Toe Wound]
He injured his big toe during this search, ripping off most of the toenail in a bloody mess. Trolls advised Jace to "clean" the wound to avoid infection - or worse, amputation. [B]While the trolls suggested using bleach or some other potentially toxic chemical[/B]
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I'd say that the people who do shit like this are far more fucked in the head than Jace is
I feel like one day shit will truly hit the fan, and then everyone who encouraged him to keep going along the way will feel like crap.
I'm not gonna lie, I enjoy watching him do harmless things. I enjoy watching fact zone and wolf zone because I find it amusing that he doesn't know what he's talking about.
But this whole sending Eli into Israel and trolls making him pour bleach on his wound to "avoid infection" is beyond fucked up.
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45544034][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsLmuNrjmPA[/media][/QUOTE]
Fuck me the way he's holding and using that bow.
He sure makes great poses for avatars
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45543252][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hzD0enh.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
That poor woman...
I wonder if she'll try to do anything about this.
[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;45547067]That poor woman...
I wonder if she'll try to do anything about this.[/QUOTE]
According to the wiki she carries mace with her. Don't know if it's true or not but I wouldn't doubt it.
I wonder if anyone made a "book of eli" joke yet
[QUOTE=Wii60;45549929]I wonder if anyone made a "book of eli" joke yet[/QUOTE]
There is already a really long article written about Jace and Eli which is named 'Tupacaplypse, The Book of Eli'
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45540886]Properly speaking, I expect the appropriate people to contact would be the US embassy/consulate.
Eli is not going to get into Gaza without authorization. Even when Israel and Hamas aren't actively firing explosives at each other, those crossings are tightly controlled. If he's lucky the police/IDF will clue in that he's a risk to himself and shouldn't be there, and he'll get handed over to the US embassy or just plain deported and put on the next flight to the states.
If he's aiming for a Darwin Award he'll assault IDF soldiers and shit will go terrible quick.[/QUOTE]
Rating optimistic because I can only hope so...
I can't get grip or believe someone went to Israel to find a dead rapper for a fucking xbox one, it sounds so fucking fake but reading into this it's not
I can't choose whether to laugh or feel superbad for this guy but he needs to get his ass into Europe ASAP because shits hitting the fan in Israel
[QUOTE=Xubs;45551464]I honestly feel shocked and worried about it even if the situation is totally, incredibly humorous, because honestly...
These two are [I]delusional[/I], not stupid, and it's an important distinction to make. I'm not going out and saying they're geniuses, but I'm saying that even stupid people would know [I]not[/I] to do the stunt Eli did, their past history proves it and this whole Israel incident proves it. These two are delusional. They're not aware of what they're doing.
It would be funny if they were stupid, because that implies they're aware of the situation. But this, however, is way different and also scarier.
The fact drawn from this is that these two are just SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY that they [U]honestly don't deserve[/U] the trouble Eli's putting himself up against. Neither of these two DESERVE to have Eli starve from homelessness or get shot from the conflict going on near the area. And Jace doesn't deserve the potentially very real police response he might get for this incident. Neither of these two REALLY deserve those consequences because they're not aware of them. And the fact is, even if Eli survives (which is likely), it's STILL likely Jace and Eli will be in serious trouble for this, somehow. They don't deserve that.
What Eli deserve is to stay in America and get the proper psychiatric evaluation that he needs, and Jace deserves the same treatment. The problem is their family around them are not helping them with that. All of this is not honestly their fault, it's the fault of the people around them because these two are so out of touch they can't be held responsible. The families have to [I]know[/I] by now stuff is up with them, they had to be the first. Jace's mother, whoever Eli might have close contact with that is aware of his mental problems, THOSE are the people responsible, because they're the ones aware enough to get them the help they need.
Yet, they refuse, they've let the members of this 'Deagle Nation' group go without trying to get them help. That's why this isn't funny, and this incident could very well be the last straw for Deagle Nation as well as their parents/caretakers if a third party takes note of this, and it very well might happen.
[sp](though yes, this situation is incredibly humorous so I won't blame anyone for laughing at it, but still, it's dire and speaks volumes about how much these two and the rest of Deagle Nation need help, bad)[/sp][/QUOTE]
I'm laughing but the Eli situation is genuinely worrying
[QUOTE=Xubs;45552154]no, you're not understanding, that's my point, it's humorous BUT this is all very worrying and so is this dude's life
I am not saying anyone shouldn't laugh, I am saying laughing AT him seems kinda mean to me[/QUOTE]
Nah, I get you, I'm just saying I'm worried
Seriously, does his mom know where he's at? Someone should find out who she is and find a way to contact her.
[QUOTE=Xubs;45551464]I honestly feel shocked and worried about it even if the situation is totally, incredibly humorous, because honestly...
These two are [I]delusional[/I], not stupid, and it's an important distinction to make. I'm not going out and saying they're geniuses, but I'm saying that even stupid people would know [I]not[/I] to do the stunt Eli did, their past history proves it and this whole Israel incident proves it. These two are delusional. They're not aware of what they're doing.
It would be funny if they were stupid, because that implies they're aware of the situation. But this, however, is way different and also scarier.
The fact drawn from this is that these two are just SO OUT OF TOUCH WITH REALITY that they [U]honestly don't deserve[/U] the trouble Eli's putting himself up against. Neither of these two DESERVE to have Eli starve from homelessness or get shot from the conflict going on near the area. And Jace doesn't deserve the potentially very real police response he might get for this incident. Neither of these two REALLY deserve those consequences because they're not aware of them. And the fact is, even if Eli survives (which is likely), it's STILL likely Jace and Eli will be in serious trouble for this, somehow. They don't deserve that.
What Eli deserve is to stay in America and get the proper psychiatric evaluation that he needs, and Jace deserves the same treatment. The problem is their family around them are not helping them with that. All of this is not honestly their fault, it's the fault of the people around them because these two are so out of touch they can't be held responsible. The families have to [I]know[/I] by now stuff is up with them, they had to be the first. Jace's mother, whoever Eli might have close contact with that is aware of his mental problems, THOSE are the people responsible, because they're the ones aware enough to get them the help they need.
Yet, they refuse, they've let the members of this 'Deagle Nation' group go without trying to get them help. That's why this isn't funny, and this incident could very well be the last straw for Deagle Nation as well as their parents/caretakers if a third party takes note of this, and it very well might happen.
[sp](though yes, this situation is incredibly humorous so I won't blame anyone for laughing at it, but still, it's dire and speaks volumes about how much these two and the rest of Deagle Nation need help, bad)[/sp][/QUOTE]
I love how after every mass shooting, people like to go off on how the mental health system in this country needs to be reworked if people like them can fall through the cracks, but honestly this just goes to show that maybe the problem isn't a system, but rather with people. It's not some inhuman entity we can scapegoat, it's you and me and everyone else for not getting these people the help they need in the first place
But no, the problem is with the [I]system[/I], because that's easier for me to accept and heaven forbid I'm a part of the problem
It just occurred to me: these guys are basically what would happen if the TF2 soldier was born in the 90s and never gained access to heavy weaponry or shadowy megacorporations in need of idiot mercenaries.
My friend told me about this guy. I didn't believe a word of what he told me. I started reading the wiki two hours ago. Sweet fucking jesus. I can't even wrap my head around being okay with sending your friend into a legitimate warzone under the premise that a very much dead rapper is hiding out in a terrorist group.
I was laughing, now I feel awful. Is Eli still alive?
apparently nothing has happened since july 29th according to the wiki/eli vids
so if anything happened to Eli we don't know i think.
[QUOTE=Wii60;45555840]apparently nothing has happened since july 29th according to the wiki/eli vids
so if anything happened to Eli we don't know i think.[/QUOTE]
[url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494933298838523905[/url]
[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]
hes royally fucked it seems
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45555877][url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494933298838523905[/url]
[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]
hes royally fucked it seems[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]hope your happy.This mission is officially over. Your on your own. You sealed your own grave.[/QUOTE]
Holy shit, so Jace is just going to leave Eli stranded there. This is so fucked.
[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45555877][url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494933298838523905[/url]
[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]
hes royally fucked it seems[/QUOTE]
This is fucking awful, i feel so sorry for Eli right now.
Jace has done alot of shit, but this is fucked.
even the troll against jace is seemingly stopping this so he can get home
Eli's currently looking for a homeless shelter right now.
[URL="https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494933511904952320"]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494933511904952320[/URL]
Tell him to find the US embassy and beg to be sent home before he starves as a homeless tourist with no ticket home before his visa expires. He might not listen, but that's sort of part of the point of establishing diplomatic offices.
[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]
Also, Jace is going to get Eli killed if he keeps telling him to pull tactical stealth shit on the goddamn IDF. Or any army, but especially at one of the most volatile borders around right now.
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