Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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our commander lives on
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our commander lives on[/QUOTE]
That was faster than expected
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He seems to be rocking quite the facial hair. More than I've seen on him until now.
Holy shit I just listened to the full Reuben interview and that was hilarious. Jace was screwing with his head like the entire time. I lost it during the Fast & Furious 5 part along with the rap battle.
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Also there are people on twitter thinking they are master detectives by figuring out that Jace isn't a marine.
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;47093130]Also there are people on twitter thinking they are master detectives by figuring out that Jace isn't a marine.[/QUOTE]
Hey, at least they beat NeoGAF to the punch. Give them credit where credit is due. :v:
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Also there are people on twitter thinking they are master detectives by figuring out that Jace isn't a marine.[/QUOTE]
And that's an achivement? Even Tyce's Jenkem clouded mind knows that.
[QUOTE=Phil5991;47093422]And that's an achivement? Even Tyce's Jenkem clouded mind knows that.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but Jaces mind doesnt.
He is so delusional, I think he really thinks he was in the marines. As in he reshaped his perception of reality to where its totally true.
Jace needs help
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OH SHIT
OH SHIT
COMMS DOWN COMMS DOWN
Jace gon' be PISSED.
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Get ready for the imminent [del]chimp[/del] wolf out that Jace will post on twitter.
I'm probably going to be blamed for this by people, aren't I?
Jfc....
So...did we ever find out what happened to Eli? Considering how Jace hasn't freaked out any more on twitter I'm going to assume he's okay and that his status is still being kept under wraps
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Jace is mentioned in the first part.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47096868]So...did we ever find out what happened to Eli? Considering how Jace hasn't freaked out any more on twitter I'm going to assume he's okay and that his status is still being kept under wraps[/QUOTE]
Wasen't Eli traveling with his dad or something? that his dad was going to canada to skii or some shit?
I'm pretty sure he's stuck in canada with his dad, while high, or in jail because of the airsoft guns. I have no idea how most canada laws work, but someone told me that airsoft guns are treated differently up there
Sadly, It's hard to which is likely seeing as we don't have a single clue how his dad cares about the shit he does.
[QUOTE=timothy80;47097907]Wasen't Eli traveling with his dad or something? that his dad was going to canada to skii or some shit?
I'm pretty sure he's stuck in canada with his dad, while high, or in jail because of the airsoft guns. I have no idea how most canada laws work, but someone told me that airsoft guns are treated differently up there
Sadly, It's hard to which is likely seeing as we don't have a single clue how his dad cares about the shit he does.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure they're legal but it's like here in freedomland you need to have the orange tipper thing on the end of the barrel.
It's probably just like Israel in the sense that he's too busy smoking that cold dank maple kush and enjoying the finest selection of Canadian hookers
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his mom took his shit from him again
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It's a never ending cycle isn't it?
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47099626]It's a never ending cycle isn't it?[/QUOTE]
I think we figured that out long ago.
Oh boy I sure hope mumbles (I forgot his name) interviews everyone's favorite analchest next
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wu is so dumb even jace called her bluff on her "calling the police"
It seems like Gail is now checking Jace's twitter to make sure that he isn't cursing or anything.
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Also i'm sure that this is some kind of copy-paste, how you like a twitter post is beyond me.
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Yep Gail is just telling Jace what to post at this point.
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God damn it gail.
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Watch out Wu! He's going to summon Skelitinz to fight you!
edit: I seriously love that skeleton mask.
what if Gail is posting on Jace's twitter account pretending to be him?
[QUOTE=iamgoofball;47102800]what if Gail is posting on Jace's twitter account pretending to be him?[/QUOTE]
Gail sucks at computering, and the responses are phrased like Jace does.
Knowing Jace, theese are 'clever' coded messages or something equally :downs:
[QUOTE=Helios127;47102971]Gail sucks at computering, and the responses are phrased like Jace does.
Knowing Jace, theese are 'clever' coded messages or something equally :downs:[/QUOTE]
Yeah, you gotta beLIEve!
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;47100088]It seems like Gail is now checking Jace's twitter to make sure that he isn't cursing or anything.
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Also i'm sure that this is some kind of copy-paste, how you like a twitter post is beyond me.
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Yep Gail is just telling Jace what to post at this point.
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God damn it gail.[/QUOTE]
This shit sounds like dril tweets.
[QUOTE=MrBob1337;47104163]This shit sounds like dril tweets.[/QUOTE]
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