Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[GayIlluminati]

Do we know the name of the church that Gail and Pastor Faggot are from? That seems like the only thing we'll get out of Jace that might help us find out who this illusive faggot is.

[Devil Traitor]

[QUOTE=GayIlluminati;47136420]Do we know the name of the church that Gail and Pastor Faggot are from? That seems like the only thing we'll get out of Jace that might help us find out who this illusive faggot is.[/QUOTE]

We can ask Jace in a Forum.

[Helios127]

I'd just like to remind people that Jace does read this thread so do watch your tounges to an extent and to make sure not to spill top secret information, like how Big Stank Dick Dad is actually some guy called Jeff Claymore who lives in a small igloo in antartica.

[timothy80]

Still curious about Eli. I'm sure he's okay and all, but did Jace ever try to contact his dad to find out where they are? after all, Eli went this dad apparently.

[editline]14th February 2015[/editline]

Jace has a new account apprantly. We don't know what it is yet because Jace was sent the details of it earlier.

[Xieneus]

This new Deagle Nation forum is fancy.

[murple]

with the amount of time Eli has been gone surely the news would have picked up if he try'ed anything stupid... right?

[Lamar]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47137065]I'd just like to remind people that Jace does read this thread so do watch your tounges to an extent and to make sure not to spill top secret information, like how Big Stank Dick Dad is actually some guy called Jeff Claymore who lives in a small igloo in antartica.[/QUOTE]

Does Jace have an account here?

[Nahash]

My personal theory on what happened to Eli is that he got confused and boarded another flight to Israel.

[Xieneus]

[video=youtube;1X85nrDZYu4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1X85nrDZYu4[/video]

I made a parody intro for all of our marines.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Xieneus;47151308]I made a parody intro for all of our marines.[/QUOTE]

Assuming you were aiming for authenticity, don't you mean "All [B]Are[/B] Armed Forces?" :v:

[Ms. Gyroscope]

Whats the best thing to show someone to introduce the enigma of deagle nation?

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;47154766]Whats the best thing to show someone to introduce the enigma of deagle nation?[/QUOTE]

[video=youtube;FKeGMt4GB_g]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKeGMt4GB_g[/video]

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Mysterious Mr.E;47154766]Whats the best thing to show someone to introduce the enigma of deagle nation?[/QUOTE]

How about Christ Zone with Gail?

[Ms. Gyroscope]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;47154824]How about Christ Zone with Gail?[/QUOTE]

I dont know me and my buddy skimmed through the ferguzone stream and it did a pretty alright job.

[Helios127]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;47154824]How about Christ Zone with Gail?[/QUOTE]

[B]CHRIST ZONE[/B] is questionable. I think for that one you gotta be a bit in the know about who Gail is as well as PKD recent events.

If I had to choose one livestream, I would go for the one where he (literally) applies tinfoil. I was watching that with someone I know on Steam. He was just asking "Is this guy for real?" as I just go "oh my god...." with every wrap of the foil...

[Recurracy]

Ex-[U][B][I]CUSE[/I][/B][/U] meeeee????? What did you [I][B][U]SAY[/U][/B][/I] [I]young MAYN[/I]?
I can't even. God damn Gail.

[editline]17th February 2015[/editline]

gay people eat shrimp and sugar, real straight americans eat fat grose shit
what the fuck

[editline]17th February 2015[/editline]

I'm starting to feel sorry for jace

[Helios127]

You know, something just occored to me about the marines delusions of, yknow, marinehood.

Lets assume for a moment that he really is this super marine badass who can take down targets thousands of meters away with a headshot, and even his mother says he was in the marines I mean theres no way he could get her to lie about something like that!

... Where are his medals? Yeah, one could say he sold them, but with a guy who has the ego the size of a blimp if Jace actually HAD medals, they would probably be the last thing he would sell

Just something that entered my headspace. Its probobly going to be a cold winter until we hear anything from The Commander, anyways.

[GayIlluminati]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47158778]You know, something just occored to me about the marines delusions of, yknow, marinehood.

Lets assume for a moment that he really is this super marine badass who can take down targets thousands of meters away with a headshot, and even his mother says he was in the marines I mean theres no way he could get her to lie about something like that!

... Where are his medals? Yeah, one could say he sold them, but with a guy who has the ego the size of a blimp if Jace actually HAD medals, they would probably be the last thing he would sell

Just something that entered my headspace. Its probobly going to be a cold winter until we hear anything from The Commander, anyways.[/QUOTE]
Bah, next you'll try to tell me that John Cena didn't single-handedly kill Bin Laden with his deagles.

[std DONOR]

Does anyone have the image that shows parkourdude91 logged into a youtube account with MDE videos uploaded onto it? I've been trying to do some research and I can't find it. The account was something like "Peacenow" if I remember correctly.

[Xieneus]

I hope Eli comes back from the dead.

[-Chief-]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FydBhXm.png[/img]

what

[Miya]

hes sayin that tyce has a boner for skeletons

[HoodedSniper]

[QUOTE=-Chief-;47181855][img]http://i.imgur.com/FydBhXm.png[/img]

what[/QUOTE]

I dont even know anymore.

If Jace is telling the truth instead of just trying to make Tyce look bad then jesus fuck.

I have seen videos of a guy swimming in a septic tank, I know of weird fucked up fetishes like vore and like stepping on animals.

But a fucking skeleton fetish? I really want to get off this ride.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=-Chief-;47181855][img]http://i.imgur.com/FydBhXm.png[/img]

what[/QUOTE]

how the hell do skeletons even fuck if they have no genitals

[HoodedSniper]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;47182510]how the hell do skeletons even fuck if they have no genitals[/QUOTE]

They bone.

[Devil Traitor]

Are you saying that Tyce masturbate to MY skeleton porn?
[t]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/303/8/a/skeleton_porn_by_deviltraitor-d4ehvj3.jpg[/t][t]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/290/0/7/skeleton_porn2__bone_harder_by_deviltraitor-d5i47ip.jpg[/t]

[Foxtrot200]

[QUOTE=-Chief-;47181855][img]http://i.imgur.com/FydBhXm.png[/img]

what[/QUOTE]

Who the fuck masturbates at somebody else's house?

[jason3232]

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;47182563]Are you saying that Tyce masturbate to MY skeleton porn?
[t]http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2011/303/8/a/skeleton_porn_by_deviltraitor-d4ehvj3.jpg[/t][t]http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/290/0/7/skeleton_porn2__bone_harder_by_deviltraitor-d5i47ip.jpg[/t][/QUOTE]

Reminds me of that Chair Porn Gmod pose thread. :v:

[Recurracy]

[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;47183456]Who the fuck masturbates at somebody else's house?[/QUOTE]
A jenkem-puffing idiot would.

[Pie_Savvy]

[QUOTE=HoodedSniper;47182485]I dont even know anymore.

If Jace is telling the truth instead of just trying to make Tyce look bad then jesus fuck.

I have seen videos of a guy swimming in a septic tank, I know of weird fucked up fetishes like vore and like stepping on animals.

But a fucking skeleton fetish? I really want to get off this ride.[/QUOTE]
I have a feeling there's truth in there, considering it made him bring up his lazy eye (which he totally doesn't have by the way) If he made it up he wouldn't have brought that up.