Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45555920]Holy shit, so Jace is just going to leave Eli stranded there. This is so fucked.[/QUOTE]

He's making it sound like he planned on stranding him there in the first place.

That's fucking horrible.

[Dr._Medic]

Wow that is so fucked up, I can't believe Jace is going to just leave Eli there.

Hopefully he can get to the U.S. Embassy and they can get him a ride home.

Also apparently the back up weapon was a "crossbow".

[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]

Turns out he ain't going to the embassy because Jace told him he'd get arrested because there are spies in INTERPOL, whatever that means.

[Foxtrot200]

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494939119219638272[/URL]
[quote="Eli"]@DNWarLibrary Dude If I Go to The Fucking Embassy Ill Get Arrested. Jace Already Told Me.[/quote]

oh shit

[editline]god damn ninjas[/editline]

and ninja'd

[elix]

[QUOTE=F T;45556031]He's making it sound like he planned on stranding him there in the first place.

That's fucking horrible.[/QUOTE]

Considering Jace's grip on reality, I'm not surprised at all that he'd use this as a bargaining chip to ensure mission success. He's playing the role of badass general, where his growled pep talks around being a real man and fighting for America translate to 500 dead terrorists and a commendation by the President.

He doesn't understand that nobody else is playing by their retarded LARP rules and will shoot to kill with no respawn.

... Fucking

Why does Google not return relevant results for "deprogramming delusional idiots stranded in Israel using twitter"?

Being arrested is the best thing that can happen to Eli, and I fear that he will violently resist when it inevitably happens. If they have any brains, the homeless shelter will check his citizenship and visa and report him.

[Dr._Medic]

This is so fucked I really feel bad for the guy. As gullible as he is he doesn't deserve to get stranded in a war zone with almost no money.

[Miya]

The Us Embassy twitter is here:

[url]https://twitter.com/usembassyta[/url]

We need to find a way to save this fucking idiot

[Renegade Master]

suddenly myg0t's trolling doesn't seem too harsh to jace anymore

[Dr._Medic]

[IMG]http://cwckiforums.com/attachments/jaceeli-png.4426/[/IMG]

[editline]31st July 2014[/editline]

Good news Eli is tweeting at the US Embassy now. Hopefully they respond.

[HiddenReptilian]

[QUOTE=Wii60;45556135]The Us Embassy twitter is here:

[url]https://twitter.com/usembassyta[/url]

We need to find a way to save this fucking idiot[/QUOTE]

He's attempting contact.

[URL="https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494942370581204992"]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494942370581204992[/URL]

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45556174]He's attempting contact.

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494942370581204992[/URL][/QUOTE]

i think that we should all tweet at the embassy about saving him

Edit:

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494943097131139072[/URL]

JACE SHUT THE FUCK upppp

[HiddenReptilian]

[QUOTE=Wii60;45556188]i think that we should all tweet at the embassy about saving him

Edit:

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494943097131139072[/URL]

JACE SHUT THE FUCK upppp[/QUOTE]

I think Eli is suddenly starting to accept reality.

Good.

[Dr._Medic]

-+=Eli Da Playboy=+- @IcyPlayboi69 · 8s
Guys Ima Try 2 Head 2 Da Us Embassy And Get Evac

Thank god

[Miya]

[QUOTE]Jace ‏@ParkourDude91 1m
@IcyPlayboi69 You are MAKING a MISTAKE!!! YoU WILL BE ARRESTED!!![/QUOTE]

FUck Off JAce

[elix]

On the plus side, if Eli even gains the attention of the embassy and they figure out what shit Jace has pulled here, the government is now aware of it. And if they have to pay to repatriate Eli on a plane home, they're not just going to overlook the retarded manchild who sent him over there for an Xbox One and then cut him off from his only financial support and expected him to sneak into the Gaza Strip during active warfare.

[conan96]

As long as we continue tweeting him he might disobey Jace and continue on towards the embassy.

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=conan96;45556274]As long as we continue tweeting him he might disobey Jace and continue on towards the embassy.[/QUOTE]

I think Eli has already realized that Jace has pretty much fucked him over at this point.

[Miya]

If jace doesn't get arrested for some stupid reason i will be suprised

also jace is telling him to finish the fight, fuck off jace

[Dr._Medic]

The embassy should force Jace to pay for the return flight after all it is his fault that Eli is stranded.

[HiddenReptilian]

[QUOTE=conan96;45556274]As long as we continue tweeting him he might disobey Jace and continue on towards the embassy.[/QUOTE]

We need to keep reassuring him that what he's doing is right. We can't let Jace convince him that he'll "be arrested" or that there are "spies" in the embassy.

[Miya]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/MK3iNym.png[/IMG]

[conan96]

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45556283]I think Eli has already realized that Jace has pretty much fucked him over at this point.[/QUOTE]

I also think Jace is aware of the ramifications of Eli contacting the embassy as well. This is going to be interesting.

[Miya]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iEfIc0m.png[/IMG]

[B][U]FUCK OFF JACEee[/U][/B]

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Wii60;45556301][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iEfIc0m.png[/IMG]

[B][U]FUCK OFF JACEee[/U][/B][/QUOTE]

because this mission wasn't jace's doing at all.

[elix]

[QUOTE=Wii60;45556301][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iEfIc0m.png[/IMG]

[B][U]FUCK OFF JACEee[/U][/B][/QUOTE]

No, this kind of works. Eli gets arrested and gives up peacefully because he's now aware that he's a scared stranded kid and not a Delta Force elite, he gets sent home, and Jace's phone number is now associated with a minor international incident, guaranteeing that the State Department is now interested in him.

But fuck off Jace do you want to get Eli killed?

[Coldmute]

So yeah, anyone know how to get Jace arrested before he can get Eli killed?

[conan96]

Eli should just tell Jace that he's going to continue with the "mission" and then proceed to the embassy anyway.

That way he wouldn't be able to call them in time.

[HiddenReptilian]

Oh no

[URL="https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494946917940740096"]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494946917940740096[/URL]

What a fucking asshole.

[Dr._Medic]

Good god looking at Jace's tweets is making me want to bash my head with a fucking mallet.

If anybody is going to get in trouble it needs to be Jace because he's the one behind this shit.

[Coldmute]

At this point, probably people just need to tell the embassy about what has happened and just do what you can to protect Eli from Jace. Like, you know, the tweets about stranding him in a warzone, threatening to accuse him of assassination, the works.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45556348]Oh no

[URL="https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494946917940740096"]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494946917940740096[/URL][/QUOTE]

FUCK OFF JACE JESUS SOMERSAULTING CHRIST FUCK OFF