Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[C O Y O T E]

[QUOTE=Coyoteze;45566031]This is satire, right?
It's satire.
It has to be. Nobody can actually be THIS... right?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45566083][B]It's as real as it gets unforunately.[/B][/QUOTE]

[I]I fucking [U]knew [/U]it[/I]

[Helios127]

Okay kids. Gather round. I'mma tell you guys my contribution to the minor Wupacalypse saga, especially seeing as how some very kind user on this forum who I told it to was nice enough to drop it. Thank you, Person X. The misconception is that I triggered it by reporting the new years livestream. The truth is, I triggered the event because [I]I didn't![/I]

So let me just get this out of the way. Do you remember that one stream where Jace smoked a joint, only for Youtube to take him down? Then he bounced streaming services before falling asleep on stream at one point?

I was one person who reported it. Yeah, okay, look, just because we all find him funny does not mean he can flagrently break whatever rules and TOS stuff he wants. It takes more then one person to take down a Youtube video, as such things need to go through a moderator and if it only took one person to take down a Youtube video/stream, absoltuly nothing on Youtube would exist, I assure you. Additionally, being [B]AN ACTOR[/B] he should have known this (and put his stuff on age-restricted anyways) because [B]if your crap is on age-restricted and you do that, Youtube doesn't give a single fuck.[/B] It has more of a "Think of the children!" policy in that regard.

So eventually, this got out on the Kiwi Farms. The people there are very judgemental to say the least. "Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? If a stream of his ever goes down in the future, I'll literally pay out the pocketbook and send him a copy of Postal 2, alright?"

[B]WELL HELIOS FUCKED UP AND TOLD DEAGLEDAD ABOUT THIS[/B] (who is now confirmed to be Jan)

I dont know, maybe there was a miscommunication? Maybe DD really wanted me gone for personal reasons? Who can say.

[B]AND NOW THE STORY WOULD END RIGHT HERE[/B]! ... But Jace (as a character) decided to toke up on a stream again. But not on Youtube (who woulden't give much of a shit provided the age filter is on) but rather on Ustream. Alongside this, there were a few users on the Kiwi Farms who [I]downright fucking hated[/I] my guts and I woulden't put it past thoose guys to hover their cursors over the 'report' button in order to say "YEP, IT WAS [Helios127]". I knew there was something 'off' when Jace said "My buddy in the CIA told me ..." and now we know.

The whole thing has been an amazing journey though, Marines. All of it. I gained friends, I lost friends, but then I gained new, more faithfull ones. The only one that makes me shed a tear is this one called Rodger Rabbit, for whom I went out of my way to alert that people on the Kiwi farms were looking into his shit and he should probobly put his things to protected since people there can be, are, very judgemental. He later ratted me out. I know you did what you did in order to appear 'cool' to your peers, but selling out someone who went out of their way to help you just isn't kosher. So thank you, Rodger Rabbit. You are such a great person.

[Spacewizard]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47202777]I was one person who reported it.[/QUOTE]
You are a dweeb.

[MrBob1337]

The only thing that I had a hard time believing was the Tupacalypse trip, but I just thought Eli was scamming Jace.

[CheeseMan]

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;47202655]I don't get it either, it's a bunch of unfunny somewhat-trippy vertical videos [url]https://www.youtube.com/user/MillionDollarExtreme/videos[/url]

[editline]24th February 2015[/editline]

Don't get me wrong, this Jace ruse was [I]spectacular[/I] but the thirty minutes I've spent on the MDE channel has been pretty fucking disappointing[/QUOTE]

what a surprise that you of all people don't get MDE

[Helios127]

[QUOTE=Spacewizard;47202854]You are a dweeb.[/QUOTE]

Who knew Youtube actually took reports seriously?

If its any consolation, that was [I]the only[/I] one I ever reported.

[CheeseMan]

[I]takes a few minutes out of his busy hentai schedule to watch some performance comedy[/I] [B]what is this drivel?![/B]

[ZeroTimesCookie]

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;47202879][I]takes a few minutes out of his busy hentai schedule to watch some performance comedy[/I] [B]what is this drivel?![/B][/QUOTE]

Don't start.

[Spacewizard]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47202877]that was [I]the only[/I] one I ever reported.[/QUOTE]
You will be cool one day as long as you never dweeb it up again.

Edit: Facepunch seems to disagree and I am inclined to agree with them. It might be too late for you. I am so sorry that it had to be this way. You should probably just go jump off the highest elevated spot you can find provided you're actually legally allowed there. Please do not call the police on yourself.

[turke]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47202777]Okay kids. Gather round. I'mma tell you guys my contribution to the minor Wupacalypse saga, especially seeing as how some very kind user on this forum who I told it to was nice enough to drop it. Thank you, Person X. The misconception is that I triggered it by reporting the new years livestream. The truth is, I triggered the event because [I]I didn't![/I]

So let me just get this out of the way. Do you remember that one stream where Jace smoked a joint, only for Youtube to take him down? Then he bounced streaming services before falling asleep on stream at one point?

I was one person who reported it. Yeah, okay, look, just because we all find him funny does not mean he can flagrently break whatever rules and TOS stuff he wants. It takes more then one person to take down a Youtube video, as such things need to go through a moderator and if it only took one person to take down a Youtube video/stream, absoltuly nothing on Youtube would exist, I assure you. Additionally, being [B]AN ACTOR[/B] he should have known this (and put his stuff on age-restricted anyways) because [B]if your crap is on age-restricted and you do that, Youtube doesn't give a single fuck.[/B] It has more of a "Think of the children!" policy in that regard.

So eventually, this got out on the Kiwi Farms. The people there are very judgemental to say the least. "Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? If a stream of his ever goes down in the future, I'll literally pay out the pocketbook and send him a copy of Postal 2, alright?"

[B]WELL HELIOS FUCKED UP AND TOLD DEAGLEDAD ABOUT THIS[/B] (who is now confirmed to be Jan)

I dont know, maybe there was a miscommunication? Maybe DD really wanted me gone for personal reasons? Who can say.

[B]AND NOW THE STORY WOULD END RIGHT HERE[/B]! ... But Jace (as a character) decided to toke up on a stream again. But not on Youtube (who woulden't give much of a shit provided the age filter is on) but rather on Ustream. Alongside this, there were a few users on the Kiwi Farms who [I]downright fucking hated[/I] my guts and I woulden't put it past thoose guys to hover their cursors over the 'report' button in order to say "YEP, IT WAS [Helios127]". I knew there was something 'off' when Jace said "My buddy in the CIA told me ..." and now we know.

The whole thing has been an amazing journey though, Marines. All of it. I gained friends, I lost friends, but then I gained new, more faithfull ones. The only one that makes me shed a tear is this one called Rodger Rabbit, for whom I went out of my way to alert that people on the Kiwi farms were looking into his shit and he should probobly put his things to protected since people there can be, are, very judgemental. He later ratted me out. I know you did what you did in order to appear 'cool' to your peers, but selling out someone who went out of their way to help you just isn't kosher. So thank you, Rodger Rabbit. You are such a great person.[/QUOTE]

You act really high and mighty about all this it's stupid

[editline]24th February 2015[/editline]

Like you have some obligation to DN and jace

[ScottyWired]

[QUOTE=CheeseMan;47202872]what a surprise that you of all people don't get MDE[/QUOTE]

You make it sound like there's something obvious to understand about their humour. I'm not seeing it. Is it something you have to follow for a few weeks before the subtleties start appearing?

But here's my guess- it's satire that makes fun of things that I'm not familiar with. Take for example that whole B&E Cribs thing. I've got absolutely no experience with drug culture or the people that inhabit it, so it just flew over my head.
Or [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D904qdGLDB0"]this.[/URL] It was clear enough that it was making fun of responses to big-time youtubers but since my weekly time on youtube would be an hour tops, I just didn't 'get' it.

[HoneyOTU]

It was extremely fun to watch all of this, and I kinda hope that they keep doing it, even though we know Jace is just a character now, it all kinda felt like some plotline, and now that we know it /is/, we need a proper ending.

[Nahash]

[QUOTE=Helios127;47202777]Okay kids. Gather round. I'mma tell you guys my contribution to the minor Wupacalypse saga, especially seeing as how some very kind user on this forum who I told it to was nice enough to drop it. Thank you, Person X. The misconception is that I triggered it by reporting the new years livestream. The truth is, I triggered the event because [I]I didn't![/I]

So let me just get this out of the way. Do you remember that one stream where Jace smoked a joint, only for Youtube to take him down? Then he bounced streaming services before falling asleep on stream at one point?

I was one person who reported it. Yeah, okay, look, just because we all find him funny does not mean he can flagrently break whatever rules and TOS stuff he wants. It takes more then one person to take down a Youtube video, as such things need to go through a moderator and if it only took one person to take down a Youtube video/stream, absoltuly nothing on Youtube would exist, I assure you. Additionally, being [B]AN ACTOR[/B] he should have known this (and put his stuff on age-restricted anyways) because [B]if your crap is on age-restricted and you do that, Youtube doesn't give a single fuck.[/B] It has more of a "Think of the children!" policy in that regard.

So eventually, this got out on the Kiwi Farms. The people there are very judgemental to say the least. "Look, I'm sorry about that, okay? If a stream of his ever goes down in the future, I'll literally pay out the pocketbook and send him a copy of Postal 2, alright?"

[B]WELL HELIOS FUCKED UP AND TOLD DEAGLEDAD ABOUT THIS[/B] (who is now confirmed to be Jan)

I dont know, maybe there was a miscommunication? Maybe DD really wanted me gone for personal reasons? Who can say.

[B]AND NOW THE STORY WOULD END RIGHT HERE[/B]! ... But Jace (as a character) decided to toke up on a stream again. But not on Youtube (who woulden't give much of a shit provided the age filter is on) but rather on Ustream. Alongside this, there were a few users on the Kiwi Farms who [I]downright fucking hated[/I] my guts and I woulden't put it past thoose guys to hover their cursors over the 'report' button in order to say "YEP, IT WAS [Helios127]". I knew there was something 'off' when Jace said "My buddy in the CIA told me ..." and now we know.

The whole thing has been an amazing journey though, Marines. All of it. I gained friends, I lost friends, but then I gained new, more faithfull ones. The only one that makes me shed a tear is this one called Rodger Rabbit, for whom I went out of my way to alert that people on the Kiwi farms were looking into his shit and he should probobly put his things to protected since people there can be, are, very judgemental. He later ratted me out. I know you did what you did in order to appear 'cool' to your peers, but selling out someone who went out of their way to help you just isn't kosher. So thank you, Rodger Rabbit. You are such a great person.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]https://41.media.tumblr.com/6479b593e2279773c04a0efc879154fe/tumblr_njp36xaZRK1rckw3lo1_500.jpg[/IMG]

literally you

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=ScottyWired;47202655]I don't get it either, it's a bunch of unfunny somewhat-trippy vertical videos [url]https://www.youtube.com/user/MillionDollarExtreme/videos[/url]

[editline]24th February 2015[/editline]

Don't get me wrong, this Jace ruse was [I]spectacular[/I] but the thirty minutes I've spent on the MDE channel has been pretty fucking disappointing[/QUOTE]

You know not of MDE.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_3UskhyDI4[/media]

Not really MDE but it's Sam Hyde at his best.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g-nniO1WN4[/media]

[Dr._Medic]

Loving that new title thanks Gunfox.

[Conscript]

Thread music
[video=youtube;CnQ8N1KacJc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc[/video]

[Boaraes]

It was all a ruse. I am astonished that MDE of all groups was behind this, however now knowing they're behind it I'm actually not surprised at all because this is exactly their type of humor. Sam Hyde is basically my idol.

[OficerHonkHonk]

I wrote this in order to get some form of closure, although I feel it was not enough.
Semper Fi, marine. May the nation rest, for now is peacetime.
[Quote]Sooner or later, it had to happen. He knew it would eventually have to draw down to a close, whether his faithful nation approved or not. As he sits at his desk, contemplatively staring into his glass of Mountain Dew, Stryker thinks to himself -he remembers the times, both good and bad, that his followers, nay...His brothers and him...experienced together. He leans back in his chair and takes a sip of the bubbly, acidy looking drink and sighs deeply into the empty room, the noise enveloping every part of his existence. For nine years, Deagle Nation stood proud and firm, like a monolith of stone amid a crashing chorus of waves.
He stands and moves ghostlike through the empty compound, his sunglass covered gaze taking in everything one last time. He feels the wet, warm wound on his side with his free hand and winces as his fingers brush the damaged tissue. He did not have long, Stryker would leave this world for the great beyond in a few short minutes and he knew it. Now was the time for goodbyes and farewells, a time to make peace. If only he’d had a crowd to address one last time. If only…
As he shambles through the dusty, bullet riddled buildings he takes yet another sip from the glass, this time spilling some of his Dew onto his uniform as he does so. “It doesn’t matter,” he tells himself, “fuelling the fight is what matters. The fight...that’s all that ever mattered.” He drops the empty glass to the floor and watches as it shatters into a trillion little crystalline fragments on the pavement, like an early winter snowstorm.
Through his time as the fearless leader of the Nation, he’d managed to accumulate a loving, albeit harsh and often sarcastic following. He thinks of his fans, he thinks of his family. He thinks of his fans as his family as he disappears into the darkened war room. John Flynt, /k/, hell...even 8Chan’s armies fell at his feet. Nine years of perfection, nine years of starting and finishing the fight. He draws the his beloved gold, tiger striped Deagle from leather shoulder holster that sits, splayed over his bomber jacket and places the holy instrument upon the grand table. He pushes it further onto the table with his trembling fingertips and lets it come to rest amid the remains of the half burned file folders. He stares at it with his bottom lip trembling with bated breath and allows a single tear to streak down his face. It hangs, salty and warm upon his cheek as he now moves toward the flag on the wall.
It had been a source of inspiration to all of his followers and fellow warriors for the nine years, a symbol of triumph and the tenacity of Deagle Nation. He eyes the white flag, emblazoned with the proud symbol of his once great society and smiles to himself. He allows the grin to creep onto his face like the slow, rolling sound of thunder across the barren deserts. He removes his stained hand from his side -the cloth of his uniform sticking to his body with blood- and places it firmly against the cloth. The smile fades from his face and he slowly allows the hand to slide from its spot and fall downward to his side. He falls, like a great tower collapsing into dust. As he lays on the floor of the now destroyed war room, he stares into the ceiling and breathes his last few breaths. He counts down from ten…
Out in the West Texas Town of El Paso…
Nine…
I fell in love with a Mexican girl…
Eight…
Nighttime would find me in Rosa’s Cantina…
Seven…
Music would play and Felina would whirl.
Six…
Something is dreadfully wrong for I feel a deep burning pain in my side…
Five…
Though I am trying to stay in the saddle, I’m getting weary, unable to ride...
Four…
But my love for Felina is strong, and I rise where I’ve fallen, though I am weary I can’t stop to rest...
Three..
I see the white puff of smoke from the rifles, I feel the bullet go deep in my chest…
Two…
From out of nowhere, Felina has found me, kissing my cheek as she kneels by my side…
One…
Cradled by two loving arms that I’d die for, one little kiss and Felina…

Goodbye.
Deagle Nation; 2009-2015.
Viva la Deagle. [/Quote]

[Virtanen]

this has reaffirmed a lot of my faith in humanity

Thank you, MDE

[Dr.C]

I'm not even mad, he got us good.

[Tycholarfero]

[video=youtube;tE_5Y9IKCk0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE_5Y9IKCk0[/video]
It all becomes clear.
Thank you Sam. I love you.

[Alba Meira]

I do have one further thought on this, potentially related to Operation Wu-pacalypse.

Wu said s\he has a restraining order on Jace. You can't get a restraining order [I]without a real name[/I].

Does this mean that Brianna Wu was the first one to figure it out? Or was the restraining order a bigger lie than Jace Connors as a person?

[Pie_Savvy]

[QUOTE=Alba Meira;47203838]I do have one further thought on this, potentially related to Operation Wu-pacalypse.

Wu said s\he has a restraining order on Jace. You can't get a restraining order [I]without a real name[/I].

Does this mean that Brianna Wu was the first one to figure it out? Or was the restraining order a bigger lie than Jace Connors as a person?[/QUOTE]

Considering their professional victim status, I'm fairly certain that Wu just made it up actually having one and probably never attempted to get one.

[swebonny]

Is there like a timeline of things that has been happening. I recall reading this thread and it was about some nutty guy. It all turned out to be a joke?

[Carbisari]

[QUOTE=Dark RaveN;47202440]MY FUCKING GOD MY SIDES.

Give me a moment to recollect. He was a troll helping trolls to troll himself and by that he trolled trolls trolling him.

This man. I am speechless. This entire ordeal is MASTERPIECE.[/QUOTE]

I thought true trolling was a dead art but I have been proved wrong and I am so happy

[kinki-bunni]

This was pretty much the only thread i followed on FP.

I feel empty now hes gone :(

[Barno]

So what about Gamerfoods claims?

Are they in deep denial?

Are they right and this all turns out to be a double twist?

Is this whole thing being fake more unreasonable than their claims?

Is Eli real?

Is Eli in prison?

Find out tomorrow on the next episode of Deagle Nation Live!

[Banned?]

So...where [I]did[/I] Eli go then? Did he actually go to Syria and just like chill for a few weeks? :v:

[Pie_Savvy]

[QUOTE=Killbane;47204586]So what about Gamerfoods claims?

Are they in deep denial?[/QUOTE]
Last I heard they were in Egypt.

[TheFifthWheel]

Just gonna assume this wasn't posted already.
[video=youtube;kujo7V9m0gk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kujo7V9m0gk[/video]