Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[Dr._Medic]

Jace
‏@ParkourDude91
ATTENTION ALL FANS THE DEAGLE NATION BOARD [url]http://deagle-nation.boards.net/[/url] IS CURRENTLY UNDER MARTIAL LAW FOR SUSPECTED TREASON

There's a revolution going on in Deagle Nation

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45557977]Jace
‏@ParkourDude91
ATTENTION ALL FANS THE DEAGLE NATION BOARD [url]http://deagle-nation.boards.net/[/url] IS CURRENTLY UNDER MARTIAL LAW FOR SUSPECTED TREASON

There's a revolution going on in Deagle Nation[/QUOTE]
Man, Eli seems like my kind of guy. He EXPLOITED JACE! That is great.

[elix]

Whoever this MiikeHuunt guy who started the mutiny and exodus and is currently making Jace lose his shit entirely is, keep up the good work.

This'll distract him the fuck off Eli, too.

Deagle Nation (original) shoutbox:
[QUOTE]lpuller1775: Be advised: the guy who has claimed to be LtCol Brian O'Leary is an impostor and a fraud. I am the real LtCol O'Leary and that guy has probably never served in the military. I've already notified the site administrator and will be pursuing legal action
Jace: lpuller1775 you have been banned from this website for impersonating a USMC soldier. You are a disrespectful bastard.[/QUOTE]

[Shotz]

Christ I hope that his dumb kid doesn't die and they send him home.

Hope.

I'm genuinely surprised Eli hasn't died or at least being mugged/injure/kidnapped etc. yet.

[Dr._Medic]

I got bored so I made this in paint.net

[t]http://i.imgur.com/YWsCxeK.png[/t]

For those that don't get it [sp]It's Don Quixote and Sancho[/sp]

[PGunnii]

i've dcided to infiltrate the deagle nation forums

my evil plan has been set in motion

[Dark Kite]

Jesus christ things escalated quickly. I check this thread almost daily; this morning there are three new posts and no news, I check back now and there are a hundred new posts and some serious developments. So the secret holdout weapon was a crossbow? How did they let him take it on the plane? I remember hearing earlier in the thread that it was some shitty improvised weapon Jace had made and showed off in one of his youtube vids. Is it terrible that I kind of want to fight Jace to the death? Give him a lethal taste of his own fantasies?

[elix]

Jace is going through the stages of loss in record time.

[B]Anger[/B]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494996452867723265"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @Cannot_Disclose @MiikeHunnt @IcyPlayboi69 WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SUPP)OPSED TO BE!! I DEMAND TO SPEAK WITH MIKE RIGHT NOW!!![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494996521176162305"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt GET ON SKYPE IRGHT NOW AND TELL ME YOUR SKYPE... WE NEED TO TALK... IMMEDIATELY[/quote]

(Paranoia/panic)
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/494996626264444929"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] ATTENTION ALL FANS THE DEAGLE NATION BOARD [url]http://deagle-nation.boards.net/[/url] IS CURRENTLY UNDER MARTIAL LAW FOR SUSPECTED TREASON[/quote]

(back to anger)
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495001114341683200"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @AbdulHa05768938 The traitor is @MiikeHunnt AKA "ULTIMATEPRIMETIME420" who tried to create a seperatist off-shoot of Deagle Nation...[/quote]

[B]Guilt[/B]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495003194972336129"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt YOU WERE LOYAL TO ME!! WHY DID YOU RUNA WAY!!![/quote]

[B]Negotiation[/B]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495007396062703616"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt Get on skype right now[/quote]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495007435782750208"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt I am willing to discuss this man-to-man on skype.[/quote]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495007766075822080"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt Get on skype> What is your skype. Get on skype. Get on skype.[/quote]

[B]Pleading (and anger again because it's Jace)[/B]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495009483844644865"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt You can bring Matt in, Just tell me your Skype.[/quote]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495010214140067840"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt TELL ME YOUR SKYPE.[/quote]
[QUOTE][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/495010637739606017"]@ParkourDude91:[/URL] @MiikeHunnt GET ON SKYPE RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

Okay so these aren't the exact stages of grief but it's still a hilariously-cathartic meltdown after the actually-psychotic shit he said to/about Eli earlier.

[Sergeant Stacker]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45558454]Jace is going through the stages of loss in record time.

[B]Anger[/B]

(Paranoia/panic)

(back to anger)

[B]Guilt[/B]

[B]Negotiation[/B]

[B]Pleading (and anger again because it's Jace)[/B]

Okay so these aren't the exact stages of grief but it's still a hilariously-cathartic meltdown after the actually-psychotic shit he said to/about Eli earlier.[/QUOTE]

[url]http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/VillainousBreakdown[/url]

[elix]

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45558446]Is it terrible that I kind of want to fight Jace to the death? Give him a lethal taste of his own fantasies?[/QUOTE]

Yes.

Just take him into the ring for five minutes of kendo practice with an opponent that wants to make an example out of him and show him how little body armor and a helmet actually protects him from pain. He doesn't need to die, that's terrible.

[Coldmute]

You know, I'd like to think Jace is too lazy/stupid/cowardly to actually call the embassy and try to accuse Eli, but then I remember he is fucking crazy, sent his friend to a warzone, then abandoned him there.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

This shit's surreal. I have a feeling Eli is gonna end up dead, either by starving on the streets of Israel, getting caught in the fight between Hamas and the IDF, or getting killed by Jace [B]if [/B]he returns to the US.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45558471]Yes.

Just take him into the ring for five minutes of kendo practice with an opponent that wants to make an example out of him and show him how little body armor and a helmet actually protects him from pain. He doesn't need to die, that's terrible.[/QUOTE]

You're probably right on that one. Funny you mentioned kendo since I was thinking of my federschwert (basically a European equivalent to a shinai made out of steel) when I said that. In my mind the terrible part would be on the giving end though, it's hard enough to put a sick animal out of its misery. Putting a human being out of its misery would be far more traumatic.

[elix]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45556293]We need to keep reassuring him that what he's doing is right. We can't let Jace convince him that he'll "be arrested" or that there are "spies" in the embassy.[/QUOTE]

To the people who were involved in talking Eli away from Jace, for example (but not limited to):
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/3SNBegb.png[/IMG]

Proof the Internet has good people. Eli's life might've gone a lot worse and become a lot shorter if we'd let Jace browbeat him into submission and loyalty to the mission.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;45558478]You know, I'd like to think Jace is too lazy/stupid/cowardly to actually call the embassy and try to accuse Eli, but then I remember he is fucking crazy, sent his friend to a warzone, then abandoned him there.[/QUOTE]

Him calling the embassy, when he's in this state of mind, would only increase the chances of them helping Eli.

but as I said, if you wanna prevent him from doing that, contact the local police with his youtube stuff. According to the wiki he's in North Brookfield, Massachusetts.

[Dr._Medic]

I think I found the crossbow Eli smuggled in.

[IMG]http://cdn.instructables.com/FYJ/EIAX/GP7IHM66/FYJEIAXGP7IHM66.MEDIUM.jpg[/IMG]

[PGunnii]

thing that kills me is how jace has some fleeting instances of being kinda cool or decent

then goes back to being an insane fucking prick

[Dr._Medic]

[IMG]http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg492/lol812/Strykermandias_zps009b5817.png[/IMG]

Some of the fan art that is being produced right now is just pure gold

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45558572][IMG]http://i1240.photobucket.com/albums/gg492/lol812/Strykermandias_zps009b5817.png[/IMG]

Some of the fan art that is being produced right now is just pure gold[/QUOTE]

I met a traveller from an antique land
Who said: Two vast and trunkless legs of stone
Stand in the desert. Near them on the sand,
Half sunk, a shatter'd visage lies, whose frown
And wrinkled lip and sneer of cold command
Tell that its sculptor well those passions read
Which yet survive, stamp'd on these lifeless things,
The hand that mock'd them and the heart that fed.
And on the pedestal these words appear:
"My name is Ozymandias, king of kings:
Look on my works, ye Mighty, and despair!"
Nothing beside remains: round the decay
Of that colossal wreck, boundless and bare,
The lone and level sands stretch far away.

[Dr._Medic]

[t]http://cwckiforums.com/attachments/realism-jpg.4457/[/t]

Pure. Gold.

[patq911]

Well this is an interesting thread to jump into with no knowledge of who these people are at all. I must say I am confused.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45558587]Pure. Gold.[/QUOTE]

Image is broke, yo.

[Lord of Boxes]

Is Eli safe now?

[elix]

[QUOTE=F T;45558629]Image is broke, yo.[/QUOTE]

He's hotlinking forum attachments that require you to have an account to see.

[ANIMAL MOTHER]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45558642]Imagine not realizing you're hotlinking forum attachments that require you to have an account to see.[/QUOTE]

Imagine being Jace.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45558642]Imagine not realizing you're hotlinking forum attachments that require you to have an account to see.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I've been curious what the pictures are, but I don't care enough to register to CWCwiki forums.

[Dr._Medic]

Aw damn hold up I'll rehost them for ya guys

[mn_chaos]

[QUOTE=patq911;45558611]Well this is an interesting thread to jump into with no knowledge of who these people are at all. I must say I am confused.[/QUOTE]

Here is a quick summary. Jace is an unstable idiot who continues to damage his own mind with incessant marijuana and alcohol consumption. He came to the attention of the internet when his online group of fellow stoners and 'marines' was made fun of on the website fourchan. His mental state has been going downhill since then, and he has not learned not to feed people who bully him.

Among one of his many delusions is that tupac is alive somewhere. He formulated a plan to retrieve tupac in March of this year, but admitted he had no idea where tupac was. Later in June, when media coverage picked up on the israeli-palestinian conflict, Jace and tyce came to the conclusion that all palestinians were muslims, therefore all palestinians were terrorist, therefore tupac was being held prisoner in palestine. I am equally confused by this logic as you.

He then duped a fellow stoner by the name of Eli to head to israel in order to enter a war zone, kill of palestinian officials, and retrieve tupac. His reward would be an xbox 1. After sending him off, Jace revealed he could not care two shits about Eli, later saying that he could drive from virginia to israel to pick him up whenever.

People are now very concerned for him because he has no direct transport out of Israel to the US, no money, and Jace has been sexually assassinated far to many times for him to be sane and rational, leaving Eli for dead.

[Moustacheman]

Do they really honestly think Tupac is being held prisoner in Israel?

We all know Tupac is in Serbia using rap magic to turn kebab into gold.

[Dr._Medic]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/b5pXmrX.png[/IMG]

[t]http://i.imgur.com/AnnXEot.jpg[/t]

Here you guys are