Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[lazyguy]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/T36qib0.png[/img]
The genius managed to get literally less than 20 miles closer to Gaza. He still has 150% of that distance to go before he even reaches the border.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45566921]With any luck,

a) nobody will sell the retard American with a tourist visa who doesn't know shit about Israel or a word of Hebrew a gun, and

b) the IDF will take custody of him when he tries to get into Gaza and hand him over to the US embassy for deportation after perhaps a few days in Israeli jail to scare him shitless for the trouble he's caused.

If a doesn't happen and b does, that gets a lot more dicey both in terms of how much time Eli will sit in jail before being handed to the US embassy for deportation and his odds of surviving long enough to be put in detention.

And if he does get into Gaza I predict some innocent Palestinians are going to be shot by a kid who thinks he's playing CoD: Tupac POW.

If Eli gets killed/ends up in Israeli jail on weapons/terrorism charges, Jace needs to be reported to the FBI by an American with maximum evidence before he commits any more harm.[/QUOTE]

Chances are even if he does somehow stumble onto a black market dealer (there is absolutely zero way he could legally get a gun in Israel) he won't have the dosh for a weapon, I think it's much more likely he'll get picked up by the IDF or police considering, despite saying this is a stealth mission, he has no grasp of keeping a low profile, to the point where he's openly tried to buy a sidearm off of an IDF soldier.

If we wanna help him, we need to cut off his contact with Jace.

[Wyatt Earp]

-snip- was an idiot

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Wyatt Earp;45567275][URL="https://twitter.com/Jaces_Mom"]https://twitter.com/Jaces_Mom[/URL]

Fucking Christ his mother's twitter...[/QUOTE]

uh that isnt a real twitter

[Dr.C]

On one hand, I sort of envy these guys for being able to go on a fucking adventure like that. This moron got sent on a fucking mission to Gaza to save Tupac from Hamas and he actually believes it.

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45563479]Isn't it also illegal to impersonate being a marine or a soldier?[/QUOTE]

I think it's only illegal if you impersonate a soldier and get benefits from the government

[Pr0fane]

Oh fuck well honestly, if ELi is stupid enough to go this far in then I hope he comes off well, but if he dies it'll be a geniunely deserved Darwin award

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45567684]Hopefully Team Gamerfood will make a video of the reactions in this thread.

Hopefully he comes and you all give him a chance.[/QUOTE]

WHY would you do that? We were trying to help someone, we can't coordinate here if Jace figured out how to set up an account and sees what we're doing, provided he's not promptly banned.

[Dr._Medic]

Aw fuck no don't let Jace come here! We're trying to help Eli there's no talking to the guy he's as dense as a fucking brick wall, if he doesn't listen to FlyAwayNow what makes you think he'd listen to us?

[Zeke129]

This whole thing is great fun and I'd love a new CWC as much as the rest of you but I think all these attempts to get close to Jace and covertly influence him to get Eli to come back are just going to do more harm than good.

Has anyone actually contacted appropriate authorities yet? Something needs to be done, Eli is probably a lost cause at this point (I don't think he'll die but he's probably going to end up in prison) but Jace is going to keep hurting people if someone doesn't stop him.

[Mister Sandman]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45567684]Hopefully Team Gamerfood will make a video of the reactions in this thread.

Hopefully he comes and you all give him a chance.[/QUOTE]
Are you trying to help get Eli killed or something

[asteroidrules]

If Jace does end up here I wonder how he'd react to the wiki.

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45563479]Isn't it also illegal to impersonate being a marine or a soldier?[/QUOTE]

Only if you:

A: Attempt to earn veteran's benefits by lying about prior service

B: Impersonate an active-duty officer of [B]ANY[/B] branch.

C: Claim to have earned the Medal of Honour (Or Navy Golden Cross)

Though C was allegedly repealed recently as it was a 'breach of free speech'.

[asteroidrules]

Isn't he pretending to be an active duty officer of several branches at once?

[Moustacheman]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;45567830]This whole thing is great fun and I'd love a new CWC as much as the rest of you but I think all these attempts to get close to Jace and covertly influence him to get Eli to come back are just going to do more harm than good.

Has anyone actually contacted appropriate authorities yet? Something needs to be done, Eli is probably a lost cause at this point (I don't think he'll die but he's probably going to end up in prison) but Jace is going to keep hurting people if someone doesn't stop him.[/QUOTE]

If things start getting worse I might try contacting the FBI.

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45567879]Isn't he pretending to be an active duty officer of several branches at once?[/QUOTE]

Seeing as he refers to himself as "Commander Stryker," that could be seen as impersonation of an active-duty officer. Commander would mean he is an officer in charge of a military unit, primarily Army, and is basically a tell all title for the officer in charge of an operation. If he legitimately tells people that he is in the Army/Marines/etc., then yes, there could be a possibility he might get in trouble for that.

[Lord of Boxes]

Guys, should I follow eli's twitter? for emergency purposes?

[cloudcakes31]

I'm playing on his server right now. He denied the fact that Arena is an elder scrolls game and says that elderscrolls.com is a fake site.

After all this I don't know if he's trolling or serious

[Blooper Reel]

[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;45568595]I'm playing on his server right now. He denied the fact that Arena is an elder scrolls game and says that elderscrolls.com is a fake site.

After all this I don't know if he's trolling or serious[/QUOTE]

He thought I made Battlespire up.

Also at one point he was taunting everyone as an innocent with a knife and kept boasting about how he was an expert knife flinger (His words). I was the traitor at the time so I rather blatantly one-hit killed him in front of everyone with my own knife and got gunned down by someone else while I was running.

He claimed he managed to kill all the traitors with the knife without a sweat.

Anyways the server ended up shutting down so I guess that's it for tonight?

[Dr._Medic]

Damn it I didn't even get to play for that long.

He sounded more stoned than a Witch in Salem

[cloudcakes31]

It's back up
and its a sandbox server now

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

by sandbox I mean dm

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

now its down again

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45568791]Can you ask him some questions and record his answers. We need intel.[/QUOTE]

I asked him a super serious question I asked [sp]What's your favorite CoD?[/sp]

[sp]Ghosts[/sp]

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;45568641]It's back up
and its a sandbox server now

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

by sandbox I mean dm

[editline]1st August 2014[/editline]

now its down again[/QUOTE]

Damn what a sneaky little bastard. Try Interrogating. I unfortunately don't have GMod or counter-strike so I can't do anything.

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

Here's an interrogation/torture tool, It's the fire temple theme with the muslm chanting. It starts at about 0:40. It'll do a good job of driving him insane.
[video=youtube;5blHw6C4Ax4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5blHw6C4Ax4[/video]

[Maybe?]

My friend let Jace kill him with a throwing knife, he started spamming the Call of Duty level up sound.

[std DONOR]

[QUOTE=Rinfect;45568577]i think we should leave that to someone else thats not "lord of boxes"

[editline]2nd August 2014[/editline]

i made him mad lol[/QUOTE]

I made him screech!

[video=youtube;_EtkZ9Rj_qU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EtkZ9Rj_qU&feature=youtu.be[/video]

[Miya]

how do i connect because my GMod Console won't open up for some reason so i can type the ip to connect

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Wii60;45569156]how do i connect because my GMod Console won't open up for some reason so i can type the ip to connect[/QUOTE]

My console was having the same problem I just held the button for a couple of seconds and then it opened

[Miya]

oh god what he fuck he has the state of address video on his loading screen

[Miya]

Oh the server is empty

missed the party ggnore

[Zethin]

Lovely. I tried contacting Twitter to try to shutdown Jace's account and apparently only Eli or someone legally authorized to represent him can report harassment.

God willing Eli doesn't get himself killed.

[v8fusionjuice]

I was perma-banned for punching him

[1eevee1]

Someone mentioned that Jace was holding another livestream on Monday. If it's true, then things could be interesting. Or even more interesting.