Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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wow this is still a lot to take in
and i've already taken in a lot so far
[QUOTE=pixskull;45570492]When is the next livestream. I propose we give him an online intervention.[/QUOTE]
He'll just ban everybody from the stream and declare victory
I'm gonna try my hand at saving Eli.
Buy him some time by sending him on a detour, by saying there's an agent who has information on the Gaza weak spots or something.
I think this is the first time I read through 19 pages of a thread in one go, what a story.
[QUOTE=mrmr;45570645]I think this is the first time I read through 19 pages of a thread in one go, what a story.[/QUOTE]
Did you watch all the videos too?
They contain ~crucial intel~
I just got linked to this thread from the Cwcki forums. I've been a long time lurker and amateur Christorian there, but had no idea about how deep the Jace rabbit hole went. Until operation Tupacalypse.
And holy fuck, is it something.
his most recent video is like a bad episode of breaking bad
Someone is still posting Al-Gamerfood crap to Eli's twitter.
Dude, grow up.
Here's his most recent video in case you guys missed it
[video=youtube;wxLX-Qi6pgE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLX-Qi6pgE[/video]
[QUOTE=std DONOR;45569040]I made him screech!
[video=youtube;_EtkZ9Rj_qU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EtkZ9Rj_qU&feature=youtu.be[/video][/QUOTE]
What in the name of Christ, he sounded like a pre-pubescent Banshee.
[IMG]http://puu.sh/aBLZ2/2493ff2241.png[/IMG]
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My tupacalypse is here.
I can feel the end coming near.
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[QUOTE=Renegade Master;45573337][IMG]http://puu.sh/aBLZ2/2493ff2241.png[/IMG][/QUOTE]
he gon die
Oh no.
Oh shit
well shit
rip eli
So, either nothing is going to happen, or this is about to turn into the most absurd international incident in history.
Fingers crossed.
Oh fuck
*Grabs popcorn*
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45573402]So, either nothing is going to happen, or this is about to turn into the most absurd international incident in history.
Fingers crossed.[/QUOTE]
Probably nothing is going to happen.
This whole thread is so fucking surreal
[QUOTE]Still Tryin 2 Find A Gun Over Here, Nobody Will Sell Any 2 Me, Found Some Intel About Da Prime Minister Tho[/QUOTE]
[url]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/495563013945311233[/url]
God damnit, Eli.
Someone should send him to a government office and tell him it's a black market gun dealership.
Oh my god please tell me he's not going to do what I think he's going to do.
If he does it then two idiots have single handily started an international crisis all because they wanted to find a dead rapper who they think is still alive and is being held in palestine.
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;45573337][IMG]http://puu.sh/aBLZ2/2493ff2241.png[/IMG]
[I]
My tupacalypse is here.
I can feel the end coming near.
[/I][/QUOTE]
What if Eli started World War 3
I thought this guy was fake.But threatening the PM of Palastine and trying to get into Gaza? No sane person would do that
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45573581]Oh my god please tell me he's not going to do what I think he's going to do.
If he does it then two idiots have single handily started an international crisis all because they wanted to find a dead rapper who they think is still alive and is being held in palestine.[/QUOTE]
I wasnt aware i was living in a Comedy Central stoner movie.
[QUOTE=Another Hater;45573601]I thought this guy was fake.But threatening the PM of Israel? No sane person would do that[/QUOTE]
Palestine, not Israel
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45573581]Oh my god please tell me he's not going to do what I think he's going to do.
If he does it then two idiots have single handily started an international crisis all because they wanted to find a dead rapper who they think is still alive and is being held in palestine.[/QUOTE]
It won't be a crisis, it'll be an incident, unless Eli's managed to get a gun.
Then it'll be one dead American retard on CNN. Jace will pour out his bong water for his fallen soldier, cry a few manly tears, and then go back to playing Call of Gmod: RDM Warfare.
[QUOTE=bloboo;45573639]On one hand I want something to come of this because I don't want the second biggest case of mass blueballs in history to occur, but I don't want anything to come of this for obvious reasons.[/QUOTE]
Something's going to come of this, and the best-case scenario is that Eli is arrested and deported and Jace lands in a world of shit for sparking a minor international incident because of his dangerous delusions.
[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45573468][url]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/495563013945311233[/url]
God damnit, Eli.
Someone should send him to a government office and tell him it's a black market gun dealership.[/QUOTE]
Any Israeli guys here know if and where there's a police station in Yavne?
Crisis, incident call it what you want but a shit storm will happen no matter what.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45572598]Here's his most recent video in case you guys missed it
[video=youtube;wxLX-Qi6pgE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxLX-Qi6pgE[/video][/QUOTE]
Kyle sounds like a typical stoner hippie wizard. I want to say I mean that in the best possible way (it's a description that fits many of my friends if you add intellectual to it) but he's hanging out with Jace and letting him crash at his place for an extended period, so I'm not too sure. It sounds like he just sort of humors Jace and stays non-confrontational; good traits for a dealer who has someone like Jace as a key customer. Honestly, he reminds me of one of my dealers if you forget the vegan part.
So Garry gets the FBI at his door for a member here posting a blatant joke about offing Obama, but a genuine life-or-death saga like this warrants nothing?
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