Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

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[QUOTE=RobbL;45574273]So Garry gets the FBI at his door for a member here posting a blatant joke about offing Obama, but a genuine life-or-death saga like this warrants nothing?[/QUOTE]

Welcome to america.

[Dr._Medic]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UQtZKPy.png[/IMG]

Oh thank god

[Banned?]

I don't even care anymore.

We tried people.

[asteroidrules]

At this point I think the best bet is to tell him to go to a police station and explain everything to a cop. Make up some story about having an agent planted there and that the codephrase to contact him is to ask for an English speaking officer (ideally get someone who knows how tell him how to say that in Hebrew without giving away its English meaning).

[Cizain't]

He is so fucked now. Nothing we do will save him.

[Dr._Medic]

Yeah I think at this point Eli is fucked. Jace has just basically killed him by leaving him stranded there.
Poor dude.

[elix]

He's going to get picked up by the cops fast enough. People are going to start reporting the American retard asking for black-market guns, and he's going to stick out like a sore [URL="https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yiddish_words_used_in_English#P"]putz[/URL] as he gets more desperate and runs out of money again.

It's just a matter of if he does something critically stupid first and becomes the first US civilian casualty of Hamas' War on Tupac.

[Zeos]

It's sorely bothering me that Jace can convince someone to kill someone.

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Zeos;45575072]It's sorely bothering me that Jace can convince someone to kill someone.[/QUOTE]

He isn't even as charismatic or as manipulative as Charles Manson either.

[Spacewizard]

[QUOTE=Zeos;45575072]It's sorely bothering me that Jace can convince someone to kill someone.[/QUOTE]
It's not as if Eli has any real concept of what he's doing. All Jace has convinced him to do is get on a plane.

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=Zeos;45575072]It's sorely bothering me that Jace can convince someone to kill someone.[/QUOTE]

A PRIME MINISTER nonetheless. As much as I hate israel, This cannot happen.

[elix]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;45575440]A PRIME MINISTER nonetheless. As much as I hate israel, This cannot happen.[/QUOTE]

He was sent to kill Palestine's PM and rescue Tupac from the Gaza Strip. He's not managed to even get near the strip so far, nor is he armed. Not for want of asking an IDF soldier to sell his service issue sidearm.

[Mister Sandman]

I don't think the PM has an even small chance of getting hurt if he employs guards
seriously he could employ a regular person who's never used a weapon and isn't particularly keen on working out and he'd still be safe from Eli's stupid ass

[Banned?]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45574671]At this point I think the best bet is to tell him to go to a police station and explain everything to a cop. Make up some story about having an agent planted there and that the codephrase to contact him is to ask for an English speaking officer (ideally get someone who knows how tell him how to say that in Hebrew without giving away its English meaning).[/QUOTE]

This is a fucking awful idea and he should just go to the US Embassy and explain he's fucking retarded and this fucking retarded friend told him to do some fucking retarded shit and now he's stuck there and needs to go home. There is enough video evidence on YouTube to show that's what happened, including him being driven to the airport by Jace and all his little video diary things.

But that isn't going to happen because Eli is an idiot.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Banned?;45575596]This is a fucking awful idea and he should just go to the US Embassy and explain he's fucking retarded and this fucking retarded friend told him to do some fucking retarded shit and now he's stuck there and needs to go home. There is enough video evidence on YouTube to show that's what happened, including him being driven to the airport by Jace and all his little video diary things.

But that isn't going to happen because Eli is an idiot.[/QUOTE]

I know my idea was kinda dumb, but it'd still get him off the street and keep him out of Gaza, and it's far more likely to actually happen than anything that involves going against Jace's delusions.

Also, I'm curious: how and/or has Jace reconciled the fact that pot is illegal in 48 states? I'd think that'd cause some conflict given his love of the US military.

[MuThing]

Didn't Jace call out FP for talking about this a while back? Has anything come of that?

[elix]

He's probably forgotten about it already, given it's Jace.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45575830]I know my idea was kinda dumb, but it'd still get him off the street and keep him out of Gaza, and it's far more likely to actually happen than anything that involves going against Jace's delusions.

Also, I'm curious: how and/or has Jace reconciled the fact that pot is illegal in 48 states? I'd think that'd cause some conflict given his love of the US military.[/QUOTE]

Jace believes that snipers all smoke weed to improve the steadiness of their aim. His reality does not acknowledge the illegality of cannabis. Don't ask me how he reconciles it with the fact that it is illegal. His mother seems to be against the substance, more out of ignorance and fear than any rational reason, although I'm not sure how much importance that bears on the subject.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45575874]Jace believes that snipers all smoke weed to improve the steadiness of their aim. His reality does not acknowledge the illegality of cannabis. Don't ask me how he reconciles it with the fact that it is illegal. His mother seems to be against the substance, more out of ignorance and fear than any rational reason, although I'm not sure how much importance that bears on the subject.[/QUOTE]

I'd heard about the sniper thing, although how on earth he managed to convince himself that a depressant with mild hallucinogenic capabilities somehow improves ones capability to operate a precision firearm is beyond me.
I know his mother doesn't like it, although she keeps her distance enough to not know that he's rolling blunts with his Bible pages.

[Indyclone77]

I just stumbled in on page 20 and I have no idea what's going on but whatever it is, It's pretty entertaining.

[elix]

Well, the air force was giving its pilots drugs to keep them alert on long missions. But that's not quite the same as whipping out a joint while waiting to ambush the Taliban.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45575964]Well, the air force was giving its pilots drugs to keep them alert on long missions. But that's not quite the same as whipping out a joint while waiting to ambush the Taliban.[/QUOTE]

I don't know anything about the US air force doing that. The Luftwaffe did that during the second world war, but they were giving them amphetamines, which would have legitimate performance enhancing effects on pilots required to fly sortie after sortie after sortie. Of course, at some point sleep deprivation kicks in and counteracts any performance gain, along with causing all the psychological symptoms of being a meth head after extended use/abuse. Either way, I'd argue that it's a very different sort of situation than rolling a blunt or having a drink.

[elix]

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45576123]I don't know anything about the US air force doing that. The Luftwaffe did that during the second world war, but they were giving them amphetamines, which would have legitimate performance enhancing effects on pilots required to fly sortie after sortie after sortie. Of course, at some point sleep deprivation kicks in and counteracts any performance gain, along with causing all the psychological symptoms of being a meth head after extended use/abuse. Either way, I'd argue that it's a very different sort of situation than rolling a blunt or having a drink.[/QUOTE]

[url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextroamphetamine[/url]

To be fair, "drugs" in this case is the clinical meaning, and the actual problem (allegedly the cause of at least one fatal friendly-fire incident in Afghanistan) is the reliance of Dexedrine to keep badly-fatigued pilots in the air.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45576195][url]https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dextroamphetamine[/url]

To be fair, "drugs" in this case is the clinical meaning, and the actual problem (allegedly the cause of at least one fatal friendly-fire incident in Afghanistan) is the reliance of Dexedrine to keep badly-fatigued pilots in the air.[/QUOTE]

Interesting. I didn't realize that we adopted that practice. I just knew that Nazi Germany were the first ones to use amphetamines as performance enhancing drugs for soldiers. Either way, I'm familiar with the problems associated with over reliance on such substances, particularly in a combat situation. The reason Meth heads act the way they do is thanks to high doses of amphetamine substances (such as amphetamines like Dexedrine/Adderal, or methamphetamines like crystal meth or Desoxyn) usually combined with extreme fatigue (usually the result of binges on the aforementioned substances).

[asteroidrules]

Doesn't change the fact that amphetamines are stimulants while cannabis is primarily a depressant, pretty much opposite ends of the spectrum.
Although knowing Jace he probably just heard "drugs" and figured it's all the same. He likely got the sniper thing from the story that the USAF mandates sniper training for combat pilots (I don't know if it's actually true or not, but it's widely circulated).

[MacD11]

i tried to convince him that john cena was gay on his server by showing him [URL="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_g_gpB7HME34/S8phQabmoLI/AAAAAAAAAGs/7Hk2UqmNxcg/s1600/photo3.jpg"]this[/URL] picture and saying it was real but i got ignited and banned instead

damn

also hes still on his server

[FPSMango]

So how is Eli even able to post videos? He is recording with his phone but the editing looks like it was done in Windows Movie Maker, which implies he has a laptop. Does he carry a laptop around with him at all times? Where does he charge it? How does he get a connection that he can upload videos on?

[BuffaloHops]

[url]http://deaglenationdeux.proboards.com[/url] already has half the members that Deagle Nation has, which is quite hilarious.

[Miya]

every time i see something in the sensationalist news section that relates to a IDF person dying i get a feeling it's eli.

im glad that i have been wrong so far.

[Dr._Medic]

Jace is playing Gmod again