Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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Don't forget Al Gamerfood :v:
If my intel is correct, Jace has been reading this thread (or [I]will be[/I] reading it soon...)
[B][I]Hello Jace![/I][/B]
Hi Don Quixote
Joining this server. I actually work with the US Air Force from time to time.
This ought to be interesting.
[QUOTE=Seiteki;45577544]Joining this server. I actually work with the US Air Force from time to time.
This ought to be interesting.[/QUOTE]
I also joined a few minutes ago, but supposedly he left for the night. :/
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45577549]I also joined a few minutes ago, but supposedly he left for the night. :/[/QUOTE]
If so, then it's pointless to even join.
i really should go watch the Tarot card and archery videos already, i heard they are hilarious.
Of course Jace would put gm_flatgrass in a map rotation for TTT.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45576831]Oh yeah, hadn't thought of that bit. And I didn't mean to sound like I was against what you were posting at all, it was rather interesting, was just pointing out that a logical person wouldn't be making the jump from "pilots are issued stimulants" to "snipers smoke weed to aim", but then, Jace is most definitely not a logical person.[/QUOTE]
No problem man, sorry if I sounded a bit irritable; I got some pretty discouraging news in my own life and it might have coloured my posts or how I perceived your posts.
[QUOTE=Wii60;45577557]i really should go watch the Tarot card and archery videos already, i heard they are hilarious.[/QUOTE]
They are considering they don't even use real tarot cards and Jace's archery stance is god awful
[QUOTE=Seiteki;45577544]Joining this server. I actually work with the US Air Force from time to time.
This ought to be interesting.[/QUOTE]
If he bans you from the server, you can ban him from FP :v:
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;45203304]
-The guy thinks he is a U.S. Marine for playing Call of Duty (I am [I]not[/I] kidding here, I cannot make this up)
-Probably schizo
-He idolizes WWE Superstar John Cena
-He's a homophobe and a racist
-He claims he got raped online because someone flashed their dick to him on a skype call
-Some feminist lady who is head of a foundation for actually sexually abused children calls this guy out on his "rape"
-Said lady then calls his mom and tells her he was looking at guys' dicks on Skype
-Guy's mom makes him do anti-gay bible studies as punishment[/QUOTE]
probably typical ukraian "patriot"... well, everything goes worse...
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
but there are some differences actually.
[QUOTE=CWolf;45578828]probably typical ukraian "patriot"... well, everything goes worse...
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
but there are some differences actually.[/QUOTE]
what
[QUOTE=Virtanen;45579043]what[/QUOTE]
What "what"? That "what"
[video=youtube;MuGbWY168tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuGbWY168tg[/video]
[QUOTE=CWolf;45579100]What "what"? That "what"
[video=youtube;MuGbWY168tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuGbWY168tg[/video][/QUOTE]
What? :v:
what the fuck does any of that stuff you quoted have to do with ukraine
[QUOTE=CWolf;45578828]probably typical ukraian "patriot"... well, everything goes worse...
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
but there are some differences actually.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://facepunch.com/fp/flags/ru.png[/IMG]
What did i honestly expect?
Anyone notice that Eli is tweeting from a twitter web client?
What kind of phone does he have?
How the hell does he do the editing, and the uploading.
He has a Laptop with him; to quote the first day plane video description:
[quote]Listen Some Of U Faggots Are Sayin Im Not Realy On The Plane... This Is 4 U Bitches... I Got Wi Fi On This Plane N Im Playin Rune Scape An Lookin Up Porn On [b]My Lap Top [/b]Bich U Cant Stop Me Haaahahaha[/quote]
You won't make me believe this is real. You can't.
Dude was looking up porn on the plane.
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=Wafflemaster;45579676]You won't make me believe this is real. You can't.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Theories[/url] scroll down to the ruseman theory
[QUOTE=ColossalSoft;45579734]Dude was looking up porn on the plane.
What the fuck.[/QUOTE]
Yes, that is most definitely the most strange thing he's ever done
[QUOTE=CWolf;45579100]What "what"? That "what"
[video=youtube;MuGbWY168tg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuGbWY168tg[/video][/QUOTE]
Stop being a bigoted fuckhead
[QUOTE=AaronM202;45577327]Please tell me you're serious.[/QUOTE]
I linked him to the thread in the ingame chat
[QUOTE=Wii60;45577107]
and to whoever said im your favorite shitposter, cool[/QUOTE]
<3
[editline]3rd August 2014[/editline]
jace is playing on his server again
[QUOTE]50.31.22.231:27015[/QUOTE]
He's singing a corrupted version of Sins of the Father from the MGSV trailer
did it take forever to download all the addons and shit for anyone else?
this is bullshit
[editline]4th August 2014[/editline]
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45580953]He's singing a corrupted version of Sins of the Father from the MGSV trailer[/QUOTE]
oh god someone please record this
