Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45593528]Welcome to Hell. We advise you skim through the wiki first, link is on page 1.[/QUOTE]

I did more than a bit of skimming, I just had nowhere to vent my confused and burned out emotions when I was done

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45593847]Can you tell us what it is?[/QUOTE]

You'll know it when you see/hear it.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45593884]this fucking music man. please[/QUOTE]

I've heard this fucking song so many times that I've learned how to zone it out.

[Lord of Boxes]

The stream broke. WE WO-
ITS BACK ON. DAMN!

[conan96]

What kind of a starting point is this?

[WishesForFishes]

So if we don't hear from Eli in a few days, we can assume he's dead.
Let's review the list of possible charges Jace faces:
-Treason
-Impersonating a military official
-Plotting an assassination
-Assisted suicide (since he sent Eli to die)
-Some kind of terrorism charges
-Attempted murder
-Conspiracy (if Eli committed any crimes in Israel)

He fucked

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45593910]So if we don't hear from Eli in a few days, we can assume he's dead.
Let's review the list of possible charges Jace faces:
-Treason
-Impersonating a military official
-Plotting an assassination
-Assisted suicide (since he sent Eli to die)
-Some kind of terrorism charges
-Attempted murder
-Conspiracy (if Eli committed any crimes in Israel)

He fucked[/QUOTE]

-Blackmail

[kinki-bunni]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45593910]So if we don't hear from Eli in a few days, we can assume he's dead.
Let's review the list of possible charges Jace faces:
-Treason
-Impersonating a military official
-Plotting an assassination
-Assisted suicide (since he sent Eli to die)
-Some kind of terrorism charges
-Attempted murder
-Conspiracy (if Eli committed any crimes in Israel)

He fucked[/QUOTE]

its ok though cause he gets an xbox 1

[Lord of Boxes]

Jace is calling Wheatly "Wheatie" He literally thinks thats his name

[WishesForFishes]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45593914]-Blackmail[/QUOTE]
Oh
-Murder for hire
That too.

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45593910]So if we don't hear from Eli in a few days, we can assume he's dead.
Let's review the list of possible charges Jace faces:
-Treason
-Impersonating a military official
-Plotting an assassination
-Assisted suicide (since he sent Eli to die)
-Some kind of terrorism charges
-Attempted murder
-Conspiracy (if Eli committed any crimes in Israel)

He fucked[/QUOTE]

How about someone tip off the fucking police already.

[Cizain't]

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45593818]Its to save Eli.[/QUOTE]
Why are people still trying to save that piece of shit?

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=Katatonic717;45593910]So if we don't hear from Eli in a few days, we can assume he's dead.
Let's review the list of possible charges Jace faces:
-Treason
-Impersonating a military official
-Plotting an assassination
-Assisted suicide (since he sent Eli to die)
-Some kind of terrorism charges
-Attempted murder
-Conspiracy (if Eli committed any crimes in Israel)

He fucked[/QUOTE]
I'm not that familiar with US laws, but I'm pretty sure that he wouldn't be charged with assisted suicide, but manslaughter

[Lord of Boxes]

What is fact zone by the way.

[conan96]

Tyce obviously doesn't grasp the concept of portals because he tossed him in halfway through the game.

[WishesForFishes]

[QUOTE=wewt!;45593932]I'm not that familiar with US laws, but I'm pretty sure that he wouldn't be charged with assisted suicide, but manslaughter[/QUOTE]

Actually yeah. That makes more sense.

This shit could probably be reported to Homeland Security.

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Cizain't;45593929]Why are people still trying to save that piece of shit?[/QUOTE]

Im trying to stop this before it gets Serious.

[mn_chaos]

[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;45593933]What is fact zone by the way.[/QUOTE]

Fact Zone is where Jace tells people who call him skype his stance on religion, the military, current affairs, and sexuality, presenting them as facts. A large percentage of his sexual assasinations take place during this segment.

Currently Tyce is trying to prove Jace has Down syndrome.

[Sevgi]

Wouldn't surprise me if he did have down syndrome

[wewt!]

[QUOTE=Cizain't;45593929]Why are people still trying to save that piece of shit?[/QUOTE]

Why did everyone change their opinion on this the moment that chat image with eli was posted? Of course he's a racist twat that wants to shoot some "dirty sand niggers", he's deranged and and has a clear illness. Isn't that more of a reason to make sure his dumb ass doesn't get killed?

[Lord of Boxes]

[QUOTE=mn_chaos;45593963]Fact Zone is where Jace tells people who call him skype his stance on religion, the military, current affairs, and sexuality, presenting them as facts. A large percentage of his sexual assasinations take place during this segment.

Currently Tyce is trying to prove Jace has Down syndrome.[/QUOTE]

thanks! Anyways, what should we do to fuck with him next? I'm saying "I prefer magnums" in the chat.

[cloudcakes31]

I think Jace is mixing up Half-Life 2 and Portal 2
He talked about Dr.Breen

[HiddenReptilian]

snip, late

[Starlight 456]

[QUOTE=wewt!;45593979]Why did everyone change their opinion on this the moment that chat image with eli was posted? Of course he's a racist twat that wants to shoot some "dirty sand niggers", he's deranged and and has a clear illness. Isn't that more of a reason to make sure his dumb ass doesn't get killed?[/QUOTE]

It's because it moved him from "deluded pawn" to "violent racist pawn".

[kinki-bunni]

robot skateboard r2d2 shit wtf

[Lord of Boxes]

ITS GETTING PHYSICAL IN THERE. HOLY SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!

[Sergeant Stacker]

They're actually fighting over a happy little video of a robot skateboarding, what the hell?

[kinki-bunni]

another break what is this!

[conan96]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45593036]Maybe we'll see another slap fight between them.[/QUOTE]

I honestly see this becoming a thing now.

[BuffaloHops]

Holy christ I almost busted a gut at that fight.