• Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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Whens the next livestream?I need to see this
Tyce apparently just permabanned Jace from his own Gmod server [editline]5th August 2014[/editline] I heard a lot of high pitched noises
[QUOTE=Another Hater;45600825]Whens the next livestream?I need to see this[/QUOTE] Livestreams usually happen on mondays at 6 PM EST
I type 'jace connors' in google images and I see an old fat dude guy sucking a guy's dick.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;45602810]I type 'jace connors' in google images and I see an old fat dude guy sucking a guy's dick.[/QUOTE] i wonder remember how facepunch did that thing where [URL=http://www.facepunch.com]fucking incredible[/URL] caused searching google for "fucking incredible" resulted in FP being a top link in Google? could something be done with "Jace Conners", "Deagle Nation", etc?
[QUOTE=Quark:;45603102]i wonder remember how facepunch did that thing where [URL=http://www.facepunch.com]fucking incredible[/URL] caused searching google for "fucking incredible" resulted in FP being a top link in Google? could something be done with "Jace Conners", "Deagle Nation", etc?[/QUOTE] just look at what site the image is on, then its obvious
[QUOTE=Quark:;45603102]i wonder remember how facepunch did that thing where [URL=http://www.facepunch.com]fucking incredible[/URL] caused searching google for "fucking incredible" resulted in FP being a top link in Google? could something be done with "Jace Conners", "Deagle Nation", etc?[/QUOTE] Every time you say "Jace Connor" or "Deagle Nation" make it a link to a gay porn website
[QUOTE=Big Bang;45600117]There's two things I don't understand about Jace. 1) How come he doesn't own real guns and instead only has airsoft crap? It's America, guns are everywhere, yet this delusional CoD obsessed internet Marine doesn't own a single gun? The only explanation I can think for that is that either his mom doesn't let him buy guns or that he's literally unable to buy one for whatever reason. 2) Where the fuck is his dad? Like, the absence of a father figure in his life can explain pretty much everything about his character, why he needs to act like a badass, why he worships John Cena, why he needs so desperately to show how virile and masculine he is to everyone, why he gets so pissed off at the implication that he's gay. If you guys wanna really fuck with him (Or maybe even actually help him), you should look into that.[/QUOTE] 1)IIRC Jace has committed a felon before and that automatically rules him out of owning a gun, irregardless he probably couldn't even afford one nor pass the requirements for a license in Massachusetts. 2)His dad is fucking around somewhere, we honestly know very little of Jace's childhood other than the fact he was home schooled and his dad left his family.
I was bored, so I decided to make this little masterpiece. [IMG]http://s10.postimg.org/f1c9vb74p/JACEER2.jpg[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Handsome_Man;45603138]1)IIRC Jace has committed a felon before and that automatically rules him out of owning a gun, irregardless he probably couldn't even afford one nor pass the requirements for a license in Massachusetts. 2)His dad is fucking around somewhere, we honestly know very little of Jace's childhood other than the fact he was home schooled and his dad left his family.[/QUOTE] What was the felony he committed? I didn't know about this part of the story. As much info as possible, because I want to find the public records and see what they have to say about said felony.
[QUOTE=Wii60;45596811]i would do this but 1) im not a good phone person, 2)I dont know if i can call international numbers without getting charged to hell and back, and 3) im tired and most likely fuck it up[/QUOTE] You can use the Viber app for free international calling, I use it a lot.
[QUOTE=Wootman;45603401]You can use the Viber app for free international calling, I use it a lot.[/QUOTE] Oh my oh yiss I'm gonna see if I can agregate any helpful info about eli and then I might give the us embassy a ring
Jace @ParkourDude91 8s My Warmest Regards and Respect goes out to Major General Harold who died in Afghanistan today. As a US marine I understand his sacrifice. I saw this pop up on my notifier and I thought it was about Eli and it made my heart skip a beat.
[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45603271]What was the felony he committed? I didn't know about this part of the story. As much info as possible, because I want to find the public records and see what they have to say about said felony.[/QUOTE] Driving with a suspended license iirc. Actually I'm not sure it was that but I recall him getting a felon or something akin to one.
I just spent 4 hours listening to Jace's most recent stream. my mind is mush now. Someone please put me out of my misery.
How old is Eli, anyway?
[QUOTE=lazyguy;45604185]How old is Eli, anyway?[/QUOTE] My guess is early 20s same as Jace. Oh god if he's as old as Tyce then the feds will have Jace's ass on a hot plate if Eli doesn't come back in one piece.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45603835]Jace @ParkourDude91 8s My Warmest Regards and Respect goes out to Major General Harold who died in Afghanistan today. As a US marine I understand his sacrifice. I saw this pop up on my notifier and I thought it was about Eli and it made my heart skip a beat.[/QUOTE] How has someone not kicked his ass for impersonating military personnel?
[QUOTE=lazyguy;45604185]How old is Eli, anyway?[/QUOTE] 23 Edit: Mixed up Jace and Eli...
is anyone else worried Eli hasnt had a video or tweet in 3 days?
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45604218]23[/QUOTE] Nope, He's 20 according to this tweet. [url]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/490963600102944768[/url] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PiVhPjV.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=Beepzoo;45604293]Nope [URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/490963600102944768[/URL] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/PiVhPjV.png[/IMG][/QUOTE] I can't believe these two idiots are the same age as me I always did say that '93 was set to go down the drain :v: (had more to do with school reforms here that affected us but [I]wahtever mom it fits[/I] [editline]6th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Zeos;45604209]How has someone not kicked his ass for impersonating military personnel?[/QUOTE] What would they do? Internet fight him? The guy never leaves his house long enough to actually piss someone off [editline]6th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=HoodedSniper;45604283]is anyone else worried Eli hasnt had a video or tweet in 3 days?[/QUOTE] hell, he got really close to actually [URL="https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/494947436264452096"]going to the embassy a couple of days ago[/URL], then jace started saying crazy shit, even quoting his stupid mary sue character Jack Stryker (he keeps using the same bizzare quote about [I]this movie not having a surprise ending, this time the good guys win[/I] which is the dumbest shit ever but he thinks it's brilliant. Anyway, yeah, it's a bit concerning
Jace has to have the worst possible therapist I can think of. He should have been put on an involuntary hold the moment his Therapist vaguely looked at him. The fact that he ISNT institutionalized even though his I know the state he's in allows for involuntary institutionalization just shows how fucked the Mental health system in the US is. Shit people where I live get 51 50'd for skipping class, this fuck sends a dude to Israel to save Tupac and no one gives a shit. Wat
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45599988]Let's see, mentally handicapped and delusional supplemented by poor parenting, severe alcoholism, recreational drug use, and prolonged exposure to the internet. As for why you hadn't heard of him, I'd guess you just haven't crossed paths with something like this before.[/QUOTE] recreational use of pot is accually helpful I believe.
[QUOTE=Lord of Boxes;45605616]recreational use of pot is accually helpful I believe.[/QUOTE] Depends on the condition, and it has been shown to over long terms cause permanent reduction in brain function, he's also quite dependent on it. He's abused Adderall, shrooms, and cough syrup as well.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45605673]Depends on the condition, and it has been shown to over long terms cause permanent reduction in brain function, he's also quite dependent on it. He's abused Adderall, shrooms, and cough syrup as well.[/QUOTE] Where's the long term brain function study? Are you talking about the skitzofrenia in later life? Never heard of that though.
Lets not turn this into a pot discussion thread, guys.
[IMG]http://f.a5.tf/svha.png[/IMG] Looking at this someone should call the US Department of State, it says to call it for internationally missing/abducted kids, but that sounds the most similar than all the others on there for Elis situation. He is missing, and if this isnt one giant troll which I dont think it is, then Eli is probably gonna die soon unless he gets help, he wasnt sounding too great in his last few videos and seemed to be running out of money, and its been 4 days since his last one. I would call but my phone turns off randomly all the time during calls because my battery is completely fucked, and trying to explain operation tupacolyspe would take a bit of time.
Eli hasn't said one word since the 3rd of August. He's either been arrested, or he's been shot.
[QUOTE=DesumThePanda;45597816]"genital trolling" this is now my new favorite phrase[/QUOTE] My personal favorite is "homosexually assassinated".
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