Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[HiddenReptilian]

[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;45606153]Eli hasn't said one word since the 3rd of August.

He's either been arrested, or he's been shot.[/QUOTE]

I'm going to wait a couple more days before reserving final judgment. His laptop might have ran out of power or it could have been broken. Although given the area he was heading into, his chances of survival aren't that great.

[Lord of Boxes]

Eli, you were a racist and gullible shitbag, but loyal as well. Rest in peace.

[Hollywood SN]

Looks like he's alive, actually.
[quote=-+=Eli Da Playboy=+-]
‏@IcyPlayboi69
Just Finished Jerking Off
[/quote]

[Virtanen]

-ninja'd-

[Hollywood SN]

Looks like he's alive, actually.
[quote=-+=Eli Da Playboy=+-]
‏@IcyPlayboi69
Just Finished Jerking Off
[/quote]

[HoodedSniper]

-snip-

[Dr._Medic]

The first news we've heard about Eli on twitter in 3 days is a tweet that he just got done polishing his shaft.

Great.

[Chaotic Lord]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/RtzFTcl.png?1?6052[/img]

[editline]sdgsdg[/editline]

Oh, late already. Should have refreshed.

[elix]

Not the sign of life we were hoping for, but nobody but Eli would tweet that, so we know it's him.

[KennyAwsum]

Eli would Tweet that.

[Lord of Boxes]

I now regret calling him loyal.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=elixwhitetail;45610219]Not the sign of life we were hoping for, but nobody but Eli would tweet that, so we know it's him.[/QUOTE]

He made a tweet confirming a sign of life by spilling future generations of life (probably a good thing if all is considered...)

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;45609799]Looks like he's alive, actually.[/QUOTE]

Damn, a three day masturbation session.

[JumpinJackFlash]

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45611192]Damn, a three day masturbation session.[/QUOTE]Somewhere in Israel there's a wad of used tissues clogging up a gas station toilet.

[editline]6th August 2014[/editline]

I would have said hotel, but come on, those cost a lot of islams.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45611192]Damn, a three day masturbation session.[/QUOTE]

I can just see his thought process on what he was normally going to tweet:

"@IcyPlayboi69: turnin on pornhub. bout 2 finish da fite."

"@IcyPlayboi69: i cudnt find da prim minista insid dis box of tisus.."

"@IcyPlayboi69: tryna find a middle east ho thatll try n go down south ;]]"

[Hollywood SN]

got curious, went to the deaglenation site, how long has it been set as
"SITE DOWN DUE TO CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION

SITE WILL BE BACK UP AND RUNNING SOON"

[Alba Meira]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;45612719]got curious, went to the deaglenation site, how long has it been set as "SITE DOWN DUE TO CRUCIAL DANGER SITUATION SITE WILL BE BACK UP AND RUNNING SOON"[/QUOTE] Probably as long as Jace realized he didn't have any backups of his site.

[elix]

I'm guessing as soon as they finished Black Ops/weed and Jace had recovered enough to take down the gay porn that got hacked in.

But it could've been a while before Jace got around to it.

[A Sock Accnt]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45558734][video=youtube;v2hOCo95YVI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2hOCo95YVI[/video]

Guys I think Jace is broken now.[/QUOTE]
He sounds like a bad voice actor trying to sound commando.

[BuffaloHops]

EDIT: I forgot people already discussed this earlier, but I'm going to keep this up for new people in the thread now that it has gotten bigger.

[video=youtube;mHKYS-2UZus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKYS-2UZus[/video]

Found this bit of... Freudian horror from one of his previous lifestreams where he tries to relive an ideal childhood in The Sims, and ends up having a hysterical breakdown as his child character tries to murder his father once his surrogate father John Cena bales out on him.

The bit with the Sims starts around 2:45 hours in, but the true descent into the Rabbit hole starts around the last 30/45 minutes [B](or if you want straight up visceral insanity, watch the last five minutes).[/B]

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45614046][video=youtube;mHKYS-2UZus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKYS-2UZus[/video]

Found this bit of... Freudian horror from one of his previous lifestreams where he tries to relive an ideal childhood in The Sims, and ends up having a hysterical breakdown as his child character tries to murder his father.

The bit with the Sims starts around 2:45 hours in, but the true descent into the Rabbit hole starts around the last 30/45 minutes (or if you want straight up visceral insanity, watch the last five minutes).[/QUOTE]

Wasn't that his first livestream after Facepunch found him?

[editline]answers[/editline]

Yup, the original discussion starts about 1 third into page 2.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45614102]Wasn't that his first livestream after Facepunch found him?[/QUOTE]

Oh, guess it is. I only recall seeing an influx of posts from the latest live stream so I guess I missed it.

EDIT: Page 2 late, even. I read the thread, but I must've forgotten about discussion or just skimmed over it as I wasn't that big into Jace's live streams back then. Oh well, rate me clocks I guess.

[Tetsmega]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45614046][video=youtube;mHKYS-2UZus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKYS-2UZus[/video]

Found this bit of... Freudian horror from one of his previous lifestreams where he tries to relive an ideal childhood in The Sims, and ends up having a hysterical breakdown as his child character tries to murder his father.

The bit with the Sims starts around 2:45 hours in, but the true descent into the Rabbit hole starts around the last 30/45 minutes [B](or if you want straight up visceral insanity, watch the last five minutes).[/B][/QUOTE]

Haha when he takes his first swig he just starts heaving

[Miya]

[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;45609926][img]http://i.imgur.com/RtzFTcl.png?1?6052[/img]
[/QUOTE]

can love bloom on the battlefield, eli?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45614046]
[video=youtube;mHKYS-2UZus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKYS-2UZus[/video]

[/QUOTE]

Ah I remember this stream jesus christ it was disturbing as fuck but hilarious at the same time.

[Dark Kite]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45614046]EDIT: I forgot people already discussed this earlier, but I'm going to keep this up for new people in the thread now that it has gotten bigger.

[video=youtube;mHKYS-2UZus]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHKYS-2UZus[/video]

Found this bit of... Freudian horror from one of his previous lifestreams where he tries to relive an ideal childhood in The Sims, and ends up having a hysterical breakdown as his child character tries to murder his father once his surrogate father John Cena bales out on him.

The bit with the Sims starts around 2:45 hours in, but the true descent into the Rabbit hole starts around the last 30/45 minutes [B](or if you want straight up visceral insanity, watch the last five minutes).[/B][/QUOTE]

People need to start making highlight reels of this shit. I can't be bothered to waste two and a half hours and when I skip around I always feel like I'm missing some crucial... something to the insanity I witness. Like, how many times did he vomit over the course of that session?

[Dr._Medic]

Jace is playing Gmod again

[editline]6th August 2014[/editline]

"CAN I ENJOY 9/11 IN PEACE!??!" - Jace

[matt000024]

Did he remove the toolgun?

[OficerHonkHonk]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teQVTgeMtVM&index=9&list=TLMQiOwIOF9v0vqUw-mU41vbtgYnqe9mq4[/media]

Jace has his funny moments, then he has his 'oh dear god what the fuck' moments.

[Sergeant Stacker]

I killed Jace with a suicide bomb just now