Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[B][U]Account 1: Cooldollars10[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45650940][url=http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=651486]Here's the account[/url] [url=http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1416566]and the thread he made.[/url] Of course this happens the one time I'm not on tracking the events.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=FlyAwayNow;45651958]Nice to see a friendly face around here [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=651486"]Jace[/URL].
Please don't butt fuck this forum, even if you are so tempted.
I guarantee you that these guys aren't as docile as CWCki or as autistic as /k/ on bad days.[/QUOTE]
[B][U](Possible) Account 2: RodneyBlack[/U][/B]
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45652476]Hmm, interesting. The only [URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=647379"]account[/URL] that rated this post dumb is a new account made from a few days after this thread was made, and only has four posts - three of which are about airsoft guns.
[URL="http://facepunch.com/member.php?u=647379"]Jace, is that you?[/URL][/QUOTE]
So Jace has not one but multiple dummy accounts it would seem. Someone should PM a Mod. :v:
[QUOTE=LuaChobo;45652784]Do you have any proof the 2nd account is his?
A rating isn't really much, nor is him liking airsoft.[/QUOTE]
It's a little fishy, but you are still right though. Nevertheless, I'm curious if nothing else.
[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;45652927]Hey guys. Did you know Jace is gay and has a 1TB harddrive full of pictures of dicks?
It's true![/QUOTE]
Dear God, that's a fate worse than 15 Gigs of Nickleback albums.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45652458]Ah now there's a good idea let's get Jace to play Rust[/QUOTE]
The concept of Jace playing rust just sounds hilarious, and i'm not talking about the Russians, Hackers or Russian Hackers.
I would pay his server a curious visit but, timezones are a bitch and i don't know how much i would lag. That and by the looks of things, he only has his server up when he says its up.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;45654309]The concept of Jace playing rust just sounds hilarious, and i'm not talking about the Russians, Hackers or Russian Hackers.
I would pay his server a curious visit but, timezones are a bitch and i don't know how much i would lag. That and by the looks of things, he only has his server up when he says its up.[/QUOTE]
We should recommend Rust for a future livestream. :v:
can anyone link me to the freak out in which he destroys his monitor?
[QUOTE=SexualShark;45654938]can anyone link me to the freak out in which he destroys his monitor?[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYphpzmtaw[/media]
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;45652660][B][U]Account 1: Cooldollars10[/U][/B]
[B][U](Possible) Account 2: RodneyBlack[/U][/B]
So Jace has not one but multiple dummy accounts it would seem. Someone should PM a Mod. :v:[/QUOTE]
IP addresses don't match
is there going to be a stream tonight?
[QUOTE=elevator13;45657472]is there going to be a stream tonight?[/QUOTE]
As of right now, no Jace hasn't said anything about a livestream yet. Hopefully he does
[QUOTE=GunFox;45656252]IP addresses don't match[/QUOTE]
Could be a proxy, though.
Edit: According to the ratings and the post below it's ~impossible~ for someone, who is doing one of the worst possible shit leading to fully justified (no sarcasm) major drama, to use a proxy, because it creates a magic barrier that hinders him to Google how to get one. But another PC somewhere else (ex. internet cafe) is also possible.
Stranger things have happened.
[QUOTE=Highwind017;45657891]Stranger things have happened.[/QUOTE]
R.I.P Kurt Cobrian.
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 2m
This is what will happen to our nations traitors.
[URL="http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/08/juggalos-burn-tattoo-earned-it/"]http://uproxx.com/webculture/2014/08/juggalos-burn-tattoo-earned-it/[/URL][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=AaronM202;45655173][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfYphpzmtaw[/media][/QUOTE]
i cannot fucking believe this isnt an act combined with the way he freaks out and what he says i cannot believe this guy is real, i mean he fucking says "Homosexual Dong Activity" when he freaks out and the music, omfg i cant breathe
Has anyone brought up how the WWE is scripted/fake/whatever to Jace?
I don't recall anyone mentioning it to him even though he seems to adore Cena, it's possible he knows but considering who we're talking about I doubt it.
[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;45658433]Has anyone brought up how the WWE is scripted/fake/whatever to Jace?
I don't recall anyone mentioning it to him even though he seems to adore Cena, it's possible he knows but considering who we're talking about I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah tons of people have said it but he still believes it's real. Someone actually got permabanned from his server because of it.
[QUOTE=dvc;45658310]...when he freaks out and the music, omfg i cant breathe[/QUOTE]
You should see the streams were he panics about the drug cartel being after him and puts up the Fact Zone intermission screen (but forgets to disable his audio) and has a panic attack set to the fact zone music, or how he similarly breaks down while playing Sims 3 to a combination of Fact Zone Intermission music and some sad piano song he searched on YouTube to add atmosphere for when he tried to kill his dad in the game.
How the fuck did this thread get 41 pages?
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45658725]How the fuck did this thread get 41 pages?[/QUOTE]
it turned into parkourdude91 general?
[QUOTE=Koplje;45658817]it turned into parkourdude91 general?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this thread should be renamed to "ParkourDude91 Megathread v. (Insert joke here)" or something like that.
[QUOTE=Pvt. Martin;45658725]How the fuck did this thread get 41 pages?[/QUOTE]
When a parkour obsessed stoner manchild actually sent his friend to the Middle East to retrieve a clearly dead rapper.
[QUOTE=Rantosaurus;45658896]Yeah, this thread should be renamed to "ParkourDude91 Megathread v. (Insert joke here)" or something like that.[/QUOTE]
no this title is perfectly fine and describes jace entirely
rename to Cyber-Marine Stoner Manchild Discussion
[QUOTE=Rinfect;45657839]i dont think hes that smart enough to make another account on a proxy[/QUOTE]So alts of him with different IPs are completely impossible? You could just use some else's PC...
[QUOTE=Grocel;45659281]So alts of him with different IPs are completely impossible? You could just use some else's PC...[/QUOTE]
go make your conspiracies somewhere else tin man
[QUOTE=Grocel;45659281]So alts of him with different IPs are completely impossible? You could just use some else's PC...[/QUOTE]
Do you think Jace is smart enough to never use seeeecret alts on the same machine as his public account?
This guy smashed Doritos all over himself while having a meltdown on-camera because he was made to look at a penis. Thinking ahead is not his strong suit.
He's just a bit butt blasted because someone gave him a dumb
[QUOTE=Pie_Tony;45658433]Has anyone brought up how the WWE is scripted/fake/whatever to Jace?
I don't recall anyone mentioning it to him even though he seems to adore Cena, it's possible he knows but considering who we're talking about I doubt it.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45658573]Oh yeah tons of people have said it but he still believes it's real. Someone actually got permabanned from his server because of it.[/QUOTE]
Obviously we find an interview with John Cena where he offhand mentions the fact that wrestling is scripted, and timestamp it, and send it to Jace during Fact Zone.
[editline]11th August 2014[/editline]
Someone should also send the video of John Cena being interviewed off the street about Darren Young being gay, since Jace is so homophobic, and John Cena is supportive of Darren Young. :v:
Also John Cena's oldest brother is gay.
[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NIdT2LJpavo[/url]
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