• Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=UberMunchkin;45664956]Shame. Apart from his delusions and rage problems, he seems extremely pleasant. I gave him a quick call and really he was just like another bloke. [editline]12th August 2014[/editline] But [I]then[/I] you realise what he did to Eli.[/QUOTE] Or get him onto gays.
Someone should ask him why he's only shooting for the Marines when he could go for the SEALs.
[QUOTE=Alba Meira;45665046]Someone should ask him why he's only shooting for the Marines when he could go for the SEALs.[/QUOTE] He referred to himself as a future Navy Seal a couple of times.
He's playing GMOD
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Jace is swapping over to sims 3.
why does he sound so depressed about playing the sims?
[QUOTE=kr1f333;45665128]why does he sound so depressed about playing the sims?[/QUOTE] Last time he played it, he shot his father in-game and pretty much broke down.
He hates that his Dad abandoned him, yet acts out of spite towards his kid in the Sims. It's the circle of life.
Hahaha "Midlife Crisis" too much I think I will watch his streams now Hahaha that fucking part with the speeding boat picture's
And his infant son is schizophrenic now... How can you be this bad at Sims?
Holy shit he's crying.
Wow, he is even unconsciously reenacting what his parents did - taking away toys as punishment, indoctrination, etc. This is pretty uncanny in how accurate it is representing Jace's alleged childhood experiences.
It's always The Sims. This guy really needs counselling.
Apparently Bush was a millitary genius. Obama is also actually a flag named allah. [editline]12th August 2014[/editline] I wonder where he gets this stuff.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45665377]It's always The Sims. This guy really needs counselling.[/QUOTE] He has a therapist. He obviously needs a better one.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45665412]He has a therapist. He obviously needs a better one.[/QUOTE] I'll say as much, it seems all his actual one did was toss some pills at him, meanwhile Gamerfood has a full psychological profile put together. It's kind of interesting, they're an unusual sort as well, they act quite immature to his face but behind the scenes they seem to be very intelligent and at least somewhat educated people keeping close track of his condition. Reminds me of a friend I had actually, all his doctor did was prescribe antidepressants, barely helped anything and the guy never even followed up with him. Admittedly it didn't end this badly with him though.
[QUOTE=Rinfect;45665459]wheres the link to the stream?[/QUOTE] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=20ZR7Tqm6JQ[/url]
He's mad the kid he adopted was black. [B]He's mad the kid he adopted was black.[/B]
He accidentally adopted a black child and someone crashed a car into his boat. I, i cant...
"This game is harder then Dark Souls" -Jace
Jace always gets fucked over on Sims streams Holy fuck I am dying
WHATS WRONG WITH YOU I JUST STABBED SOMEONE ITS NO BIG DEAL!!!
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45665436]meanwhile Gamerfood has a full psychological profile put together. It's kind of interesting, they're an unusual sort as well, they act quite immature to his face but behind the scenes they seem to be very intelligent and at least somewhat educated people keeping close track of his condition.[/QUOTE] It's a very strange emergent property of lolcows and their trolldoms. Most trolls understand that there's a line of human decency that should not ever be deliberately crossed by trolls against someone like Jace or Chris-chan. As the community forms around the pathetic disgrace and his antics, a really bizarre friendship begins to form and genuine concern occurs when things go to far. Witness the community rallying around Chris-chan when his house burnt down, raising over a thousand dollars in donations to make sure he and his mom had their basic needs met. They still continued to mock his ridiculous actions (like spending a [I]lot[/I] of money on Lego in the weeks and months after the fire), but they also kept an eye on him from a distance. The trolls don't want Chris-chan to be homeless or suffer major shit, but they'll still document his stupidity for the amusement of the group. If Jace could just have an epiphany and realize that he can't just hide in his fantasy and continue to reject reality, he would find himself with a circle of "friends" who would be there to help guide him in the right direction to start to build an actual life for himself. They'd still razz him and basically act like Facepunchers do daily, but there's a community there that, whether he knows or accepts it, probably cares for him more than some people in his real life.
[QUOTE=Rinfect;45665533]is he crying?[/QUOTE] Jace has now left the stream to negotiate with his mom, but he left the game up and unpaused.
Ouch, because he didn't hang out with the Nerds enough, Jack Stryker's title with the Nerds is "Amateur Gamer". :v: And he's trying to stream while keeping his mom from finding out he's awake. The Sims seems to trigger traumatic re-enactments of Jace's childhood, and he doesn't like the simulation acting on its own and deciding things like John Cena won't be able to socialize until tomorrow, 17 hours from now (when he was trying to set up the death of his biological dad). And now he's getting worked up because Benito got out of the basement he left him in while AFK, and he thinks Benito is a literal threat to him. Here comes Jace melting down over his real dad because The Sims gives him a dad that acts unpredictably (the simulation, not Jace's fantasy). It's sad hearing a grown man cry and vomit over daddy issues nobody seems to want to help him with.
I think that the dad comments are a bit over the top.
Holy shit, those last few minutes
"This isn't fucking funny, this is my life." You know, it's these moments of lucidity that make me feel a lot of empathy for Jace. He [B]knows[/B] he's a fuckup. He just doesn't have any idea of how to get out and become something better, and he dives into his fantasy as Jack Stryker with miracle dad John Cena as coping.
that was kind of uncomfortable to watch
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