Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45707926][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibtj_FZKUgI&feature=youtu.be&a[/media][/QUOTE]

I'd love to see FlyAwayNow make a review of this review of a review.

[PaperBurrito]

Jace will never be ready for Freddy and his high impact homosexual violence
hell, Chica was my list favorite character

[Chessnut]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45708465]What happened to his gmod server, does he still have it?[/QUOTE]

He doesn't play on it so no one goes on.

[FlyAwayNow]

I don't even.

To be fair, some of the review here is legit as in:

-I don't cite specific excerpts.

-The background music is sometimes too loud.

[Carbisari]

Would be amazing if you actually improved due to his review.

[Barno]

[QUOTE=pixskull;45709937]The novelty wore off after a bit anyway. Was funny at first but then you get people following him screaming his catchphrases down the mic.[/QUOTE]

HAAAAAAAW

NYAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAW

Hearing this every 5 seconds made me want to tear out my eardrums.

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Killbane;45706585]I wonder how Jace would react to that.[/QUOTE]

Probably not well considering it's a bit toned down compared to the original, and will most likely only get more toned down as the original gets more fanatical, it also is in a way critiquing his work because it shows that it can be improved and thus is not perfect in its current incoherent state.

[jamie]

[QUOTE=JimJam707;45708401]Just read the entire thread and I can't help but worry about Eli since he hasn't tweeted in a week[/QUOTE]

Oh god. I hope he hasn't died :(

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=jamie1130;45716113]Oh god. I hope he hasn't died :([/QUOTE]

Don't worry, he's probably just masturbating to another 15 gigs of a single Nickleback album.

[Nahash]

[URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Operation_Tupacalypse"]Operation Tupacalypse is Jace's brilliant plan to send his friend and fellow Deagle Nation member Eli to assassinate Ismail Haniyah, the prime minister of Palestine, and free the rapper Tupac from his captivity by ISIS/Hamas/Al-Gamerfood in exchange for an Xbox One[/URL]

This is pure comedic gold. Eli is still stuck in Israel and recently uploaded a video of him trying to sneak into Gaza by hitchhiking with the IDF. [video=youtube;t2sS0_f7_Fk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2sS0_f7_Fk[/video]

I'm visiting Israel soon. I should probably try to find Eli and take a picture with him.

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;45717056][URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Operation_Tupacalypse"]Operation Tupacalypse is Jace's brilliant plan to send his friend and fellow Deagle Nation member Eli to assassinate Ismail Haniyah, the prime minister of Palestine, and free the rapper Tupac from his captivity by ISIS/Hamas/Al-Gamerfood in exchange for an Xbox One[/URL]

This is pure comedic gold. Eli is still stuck in Israel and recently uploaded a video of him trying to sneak into Gaza by hitchhiking with the IDF. [video=youtube;t2sS0_f7_Fk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2sS0_f7_Fk[/video]

I'm visiting Israel soon. I should probably try to find Eli and take a picture with him.[/QUOTE]

Spoilers:
[sp]We already know.[/sp]

[turke]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;45717056][URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Operation_Tupacalypse"]Operation Tupacalypse is Jace's brilliant plan to send his friend and fellow Deagle Nation member Eli to assassinate Ismail Haniyah, the prime minister of Palestine, and free the rapper Tupac from his captivity by ISIS/Hamas/Al-Gamerfood in exchange for an Xbox One[/URL]

This is pure comedic gold. Eli is still stuck in Israel and recently uploaded a video of him trying to sneak into Gaza by hitchhiking with the IDF. [video=youtube;t2sS0_f7_Fk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2sS0_f7_Fk[/video]

I'm visiting Israel soon. I should probably try to find Eli and take a picture with him.[/QUOTE]

welcome to 40 pages ago

[PGunnii]

dude what the fuck

how do you just get on a bus with the idf.

i. i am. i have no words

[Nahash]

[QUOTE=rampageturke 2;45717127]welcome to 40 pages ago[/QUOTE]

Sorry, didn't see.

[editline]17th August 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;45717157]dude what the fuck

how do you just get on a bus with the idf.

i. i am. i have no words[/QUOTE]

In Israel everyone hitchhikes. This is a commercial bus probably and he's most likely traveling with reservists to the border of Gaza where he will be blocked from entering.

[Dermock]

OK can someone give me the closed notes on this guy? I read the OP/watched the vid but I still feel like I'm missing something.

[Nahash]

[QUOTE=Dermock;45717191]OK can someone give me the closed notes on this guy? I read the OP/watched the vid but I still feel like I'm missing something.[/QUOTE]

[URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace_Connors"]http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace_Connors[/URL] This wiki will tell you everything.

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;45717178]Sorry, didn't see.

[editline]17th August 2014[/editline]

In Israel everyone hitchhikes. This is a commercial bus probably and he's most likely traveling with reservists to the border of Gaza where he will be blocked from entering.[/QUOTE]

welp goes to show how much i know about other locations culturally. interesting to know that even the idf has to hitch a ride on a bus. and that eli thinks it's totally theirs and he's with them

[Nahash]

[QUOTE=KingKombat;45717434]welp goes to show how much i know about other locations culturally. interesting to know that even the idf has to hitch a ride on a bus. and that eli thinks it's totally theirs and he's with them[/QUOTE]

Regular enlisted soldiers have their own buses but reservists are told to be at a certain location at a certain time and it doesn't matter how they get there.

[Dermock]

[QUOTE=Svinnik;45717303][URL="http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace_Connors"]http://wiki.teamgamerfood.com/mediawiki/index.php?title=Jace_Connors[/URL] This wiki will tell you everything.[/QUOTE]

oh god he has a wiki, this is CWC tier

[Dr.C]

Hasn't Eli been in Israel for over a month now?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 8s
Fact: If we legalized weed tomorrow, we would make enough money to help black people rise above the ghetto and fix crime. But %1 is racist.[/QUOTE]

Fucking Jace won't stop spouting shit on twitter I don't know what the fuck he's doing

[url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91[/url]

[TransplantedHead]

So Eli is dead?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Mad.Hatter;45718635]So Eli is dead?[/QUOTE]

Nah he's probably just asleep in a dumpster downloading Nickelback.

[TheDeadBread]

I found the source of his [URL="http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/Flame-Sunglasses/products/10/"]powers[/URL] [sp]and image[/sp]

[PGunnii]

[QUOTE=TheDeadBread;45718676]I found the source of his [URL="http://www.pacificcoastsunglasses.com/Flame-Sunglasses/products/10/"]powers[/URL] [sp]and image[/sp][/QUOTE]

no fucking way lmaoaos

[Hollywood SN]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45718562]Fucking Jace won't stop spouting shit on twitter I don't know what the fuck he's doing

[url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91[/url][/QUOTE]

I think he got into the dank pile.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=AaronM202;45719021]I think he got into the dank pile.[/QUOTE]

That's what I was thinking too

[normal boy]

I just watched the old Sims 3 livestream where he kills his dad in-game.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as broken as him before. He was crying, , screaming, shooting his soft airgun, boozing until the point where he almost puked all while screaming "PRESS 1 IF YOU WANT ME TO FINISH OFF MY DAD" while playing dramatic piano music. (After he killed his dad the video feed is stopped but he can still be heard crying in the background.)

I first thought it was entertaining to see Jace dig himself deeper into a hole, especially Operation Tupacolypase, but watching that stream made it apparant that he suffers from psychical trauma after his dad left him.

The wiki itself labeled it as "the worst breakdown as of yet", I'm assuming that's true? Has he ever mentioned any of this afterwards?

[BlueChameleon]

Someone with more money in their steam wallet than me should gift him [URL="http://store.steampowered.com/app/305980/"]Heavy Fire: Afghanistan[/URL].

[video=youtube;WuV1fJ45n1U]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuV1fJ45n1U[/video]

It's an on-rails shooter from the makers of the Rambo one - and as marine-idolising as Jace is. If you (somehow) run out of ammo for your main weapon you get infinite use of a deagle too! Perfect livestream game.

[Koplje]

[QUOTE=riki2cool;45720418]I just watched the old Sims 3 livestream where he kills his dad in-game.
I don't think I've ever seen anyone as broken as him before. He was crying, , screaming, shooting his soft airgun, boozing until the point where he almost puked all while screaming "PRESS 1 IF YOU WANT ME TO FINISH OFF MY DAD" while playing dramatic piano music. (After he killed his dad the video feed is stopped but he can still be heard crying in the background.)

I first thought it was entertaining to see Jace dig himself deeper into a hole, especially Operation Tupacolypase, but watching that stream made it apparant that he suffers from psychical trauma after his dad left him.

The wiki itself labeled it as "the worst breakdown as of yet", I'm assuming that's true? Has he ever mentioned any of this afterwards?[/QUOTE]

last week's breakdown was pretty bad. he smoked a joint and threw up towards the end.
protip: never make him play sims (or do if that's your kind of thing)