Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Alba Meira;45991625]So how much parkour does Jace actually execute in that video that we can tell of? Because all I can see is his captions throwing an absolute fit thanks to YouTube's stabilize feature.[/QUOTE]
idk depends if you count spastically vaulting railings with all the grace of a brick as parkour
-snip-
well fuck i'm really late
[QUOTE=Chubbs;45996853]idk depends if you count spastically vaulting railings with all the grace of a brick as parkour[/QUOTE]
Excuse me, those are U.S. Marine grade cat maneuvers you're talking about.
You're supposed to mimic the stylistic grace of Trinity as you land, after all.
It's what a marine would do, after all, and Jace is as marine as marine gets. :v:
So, I see this guy is crazy as ever.
Also, he seems to have accepted my friend request I sent months ago. I put him a group that I think he would enjoy
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yEjGo72.png[/IMG]
Jace wisdom: Blaze it every day so the overpowering stench of weed will get you laid like a carpet.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45999398][video=youtube;5M4mHkuAmRg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5M4mHkuAmRg&feature=youtu.be&a[/video][/QUOTE]
This sheds quite the light on Jace's situation. He'll never grow up because his mother won't let him.
He seems to have gone into a decline.
[URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/512624600124227584"]"I have changed my Channel Art to be more racially inclusive.Theres a black guy now." - parkourdude91[/URL]
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[URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/512660577135906816"]He also wore his fact zone suit when going to landlords trying to get an appartment.[/URL]
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46014653][URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/512624600124227584"]"I have changed my Channel Art to be more racially inclusive.Theres a black guy now." - parkourdude91[/URL]
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[URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/512660577135906816"]He also wore his fact zone suit when going to landlords trying to get an appartment.[/URL][/QUOTE]
And according to the replies he tried bribing them with weed.
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46014952]And according to the replies he tried bribing them with weed.[/QUOTE]
[I]Oh Jace.[/I] Never change.
Holy shit, this guy has his own wiki and it goes fucking deep. I'm compelled to read and watch more about him because there's so much documentation of this spastic guy.
[editline]18th September 2014[/editline]
Posting this so I can watch the rest tomorrow [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJi0_7xRfSE#t=91[/url]
From here: [url]http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sb4nvn[/url]
[quote]Response to Matt
Matt, we both know I have money and a steady cash flow. Please look at the facts here. I get $900 a month from welfare and Tyce could easily apply for welfare as well and get it after he moved out of his dad's. But we wouldn't even need to, because Tyce's dad ALREADY said he would be contributing $400 a month to Tyce's rent/utilities just for the privilege of not having to deal with Tyce anymore. This puts us in a bracket of 1300 dollars a month including utilities even BEFORE me or Tyce get jobs. And yes I do plan to get a formal job: I will be selling Rap CD's with Tyce, as well as Deagle Nation Merch, to fund my rent.
I have no idea where you get those misconceptions of me "dealing drugs" or "being in posession" but even if that were true, in a hypothetical secenario I would promise to NEVER do anything illegal on your property. My extracirricular activties are my own. Really though: IF, hypothetically, I was dealing drugs, which I am not, that would mean I would know how to do that without getting caught. Because I would have been doing it hypothetically for years now. But I'm not. You follow me?
I understand your withholdings and I understand you are an emotionally driven individual. But you need to put the past behind you here and look out for your business. I politely urge you to reconsider.
Thank you,
Mister Jace Connors and also speaking on behalf of Tyce Andrews.[/quote]
There's... I can't, I can't focus, the sheer amounts of real world stupidity here just HURT.
So has Eli been rescued yet? What is his last known situation?
[quote]Tyce's dad ALREADY said he would be contributing $400 a month to Tyce's rent/utilities just for the privilege of not having to deal with Tyce anymore.[/quote]
This line is just brilliant.
How did I miss this thread? I love watching this guy.
So I just read every post up to page 43, and used ctrl-f up until here to search for anything about Eli's current situation because this shit is taking too long.
It seems like there is no more news, and he's still in Israel. This shit is fucked up.
[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;46034104]So I just read every post up to page 43, and used ctrl-f up until here to search for anything about Eli's current situation because this shit is taking too long.
It seems like there is no more news, and he's still in Israel. This shit is fucked up.[/QUOTE]
Jace is keeping the intel very tight
we know hes alive still though.
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 8s
I am sorry gamers but my mom has defeated me. VLOG-tember has failed. I will not forget this though. She cant stop my vlogging. Nobody can![/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 29s
VLOG-tember has FAILED, due to NO actual problem of my own, but due to bullshit my mom has done to cockblock me+ LIMIT my achievements!!![/QUOTE]
No more vlog-tember videos :(
I demand streams to make up for my broken heart!
Jokes aside, how is his mom still controlling him even if he moved out?
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46039832]I demand streams to make up for my broken heart!
Jokes aside, how is his mom still controlling him even if he moved out?[/QUOTE]
I don't think he's officially moved out yet, IIRC he's still looking for a place
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46039910]I don't think he's officially moved out yet, IIRC he's still looking for a place[/QUOTE]
He is. Follow the link I posted a few posts up, and look at Jace's twitter replies.
I imagine that Jace has a criminal record involving drug use and possession.
He really should have his mom try to get things started on the apartment front.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46039910]I don't think he's officially moved out yet, IIRC he's still looking for a place[/QUOTE]
And given his current attempts at finding an apartment and his limited funds I highly doubt he's going to find one soon.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46039753]No more vlog-tember videos :([/QUOTE]
[quote=Jace@ParkourDude91 2h]
I am going to begin LONG PLAYS (Complete playthrus of a game, one game at a time) on YouTube. Voting will begin soon. Suggest me some games![/quote]
Looks like he will upload complete playthrus though.
What do you guys think would be entertaining to see him play?
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 6s
Im doing a secret incognito tream,short only like a half hour...BE there...THIS IS MY ONLY CHANCE 2 get the word out! [url]http://youtu.be/bSMW9KeGuHg[/url][/QUOTE]
JACE IS STREAMING
[QUOTE=GeeOhDee;46043740]Looks like he will upload complete playthrus though.
What do you guys think would be entertaining to see him play?[/QUOTE]
Planescape: Torment. I Have No Mouth, and I must Scream. Dark Souls. The Witcher series.
As in shit that will make Jace's head pop off.
Don't forget we have a chat here: [url]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/Badageboys[/url]
[editline]21st September 2014[/editline]
[video=youtube;Lh1rgyfA3js]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lh1rgyfA3js&feature=youtu.be[/video]
New stream link
That whole thing was fucking amazing
He made it private, damn.
But if you have the URL you can plug it into a video converter and download the whole thing anyway. Do it and reupload it! ...I don't have the speed to make that fun bit quick.
[QUOTE=Alba Meira;46044445]He made it private, damn.[/QUOTE]
Basically to sum the whole thing up
-Jace is pissed because his Mom made him stop doing vlogs and stream
-He's now going to do longplays of games and will set up a poll for people to vote on games he should play
Some other stuff but that's pretty much all the big stuff.
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