Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[URL="http://www.clipconverter.cc/download/z85K1Pi2/123359456/"]Well it looks like we might get to see it again, anyway.
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Not sure I entirely trust the site, though that does seem to be Jace's picture there as a thumbnail.
[video=youtube;YGW2laic_Qg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGW2laic_Qg[/video]
reupload
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Fucking hell, youtube removed it because it was too long.
Here's the reupload from cwckiforums:
[video=youtube;ti5UZMsc2q4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti5UZMsc2q4[/video]
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46044610]Fucking hell, youtube removed it because it was too long.
Here's the reupload from cwckiforums:[/QUOTE]
I think he took it down because he wanted to erase all evidence of it. He mentioned how this had to be kept on the down low, for at least a week or so, so his mom doesn't find out.
The current twitter situation:
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 · 8h
#CODERED update: Day 2 of the crisis, Tyce+Colby not responding, reports of McChickens infected with Ebola, I am grounded and cant intervene[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Jace retweeted
Tyce Andrews @UnknownSold1er1 · 2h
@ParkourDude91 k we are gonna take 200 bucks should be able to get like 100 mg nuggets to u were do we drop em off[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]#CODERED Update: We are currently investigating the "Ebola infected McNuggets" scare, using sample of ~100 Nuggets from different McDonalds[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Brandon Layde @DNWarLibrary · 1h
@ParkourDude91 @UnknownSold1er1 dude I'm seriously glad we have real pros like you guys standing up for us and checking this scary shit out[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1sbqpqi"]MCDONALDS, AFGHAN EBOLA, AND A DEADLY ATTACK ON AMERICAN SOIL![/URL]
Guys I drank a islamic-labelled Pepsi like 2 seconds before reading this.
I now have an unspeakable urge to go to Massachusets and hug Jace.
Am I a jihad now? Do I have Cordyceps-powered afghan ebola?
...Or is Jace gullible beyond belief?
Real talk, someone should make up one of those Emergency Weather Service report things for this. That would be fantastic.
The ebola saga continues. Jace ordered his two minions to get about 40 mice., which leads into...
Tyce and Colby are taking care of the mice by feeding them McNuggets. If the mice die, that means they have ebola.
And according to Colby, Tyce was ducktaping the mice to matchbox cars to make them race each other.
[QUOTE=1Eevee1;46069358]The ebola saga continues. Jace ordered his two minions to get about 40 mice., which leads into...
Tyce and Colby are taking care of the mice by feeding them McNuggets. If the mice die, that means they have ebola.
And according to Colby, Tyce was ducktaping the mice to matchbox cars to make them race each other.[/QUOTE]
1. Can mice survive on chicken alone?
2. Isn't duct-taping them animal abuse?
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46069526]1. Can mice survive on chicken alone?
2. Isn't duct-taping them animal abuse?[/QUOTE]
The mice duct taped to matchbox cars were also being thrown around. :/
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 8s
#CODERED update: @C0lbyBaby will also be required to test our weed strains for Ebola infection by making weed brownies,feeding them to mice.[/QUOTE]
Jesus Christ
Jace is seriously the most hilariously odd thing to ever happen.
[editline]25th September 2014[/editline]
I mean really, if you told anyone that a manchild thought Chicken McNuggets had Ebola and so he bought $200 worth and then got 40 mice and has been feeding them the McNuggets as a test, then he started feeding them pot brownies, they'd think you're a maniac or that they're one themselves.
[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;46077713]I mean really, if you told anyone that a manchild thought Chicken McNuggets had Ebola and so he bought $200 worth and then got 40 mice and has been feeding them the McNuggets as a test, then he started feeding them pot brownies, they'd think you're a maniac or that they're one themselves.[/QUOTE]
Imagine what would happen if you told him that his weed was spiked with this afghan cordyceps-powered ebola. And that Colby was behind it, removing Tyce because he was damaging "the plan". That Jace is also already infected because he's been in contact with the mice.
Since his brain is apparently in his butt, he'd believe it.
[QUOTE]Jace @ParkourDude91 8s
#CODRED Update: @C0lbyBaby is now ordered to conduct tests if it is possible to "purify" Muslim Dew from Islamic influence using pork grease[/QUOTE]
I'm really starting to miss the streams
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46082227]I'm really starting to miss the streams[/QUOTE]
So, does this mean he's going to be mixing his Mountain Dew with pig fat from now on? He's gonna be barfing on camera a lot more.
Nearly a whole month without an Eli tweet
did he die
he's starting a stream to talk about his life in like an hour
[video=youtube;NuYPItkzdq4]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuYPItkzdq4[/video]
[QUOTE]A recap of the major events of the ParkourDude91 story, from my humble origins all the way up to my enlistment in 2013.[/QUOTE]
praise jesus another deagle nation stream
Oh thank christ something to relieve my boredom. The chat will be open as usual.
IT'S STARTING ANY MINUTE, GAMERS!!!
111111
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[editline]27th September 2014[/editline]
Jace is the one who gave tyce his first experience in weed
Oh man I had no idea Jace was a goddamn FELON.
[QUOTE=Levithan;46093244]Oh man I had no idea Jace was a goddamn FELON.[/QUOTE]
It's Jace we're talking about here. I'm more surprised he hasn't earned prison time yet.
Tyce's dad sounds amazing
The schadenfreude swirls around Jace like a thick syrup.
he's huffing butane out of a lighter
jesus christ
Are you guys hanging out in steam chat? I don't have the link. :c
[QUOTE=Splash Attack;46093459]Are you guys hanging out in steam chat? I don't have the link. :c[/QUOTE]
ya we are
it was linked last page
My bad, totally missed that link.
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rip livestreams
long live longplays
[QUOTE=Wii60;46093604]rip livestreams
long live longplays[/QUOTE]
Jace is going to become the new DSP I can already see it happening
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