• Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!
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[QUOTE=Sergeant Stacker;46331866]Tyce's tweets are really hard to read.[/QUOTE] Simple Tyce-glish. Translated from [URL="http://facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=1404117&p=46331781&viewfull=1#post46331781"]this post[/URL]. [quote]@ParkourDude91 Wow, you fucking recorded the "gatorvention". You aren't even able to do what I can! #backstabberbitch #fagfuckingfriend #bitch #fag @ParkourDude91 I'll fucking kill the source, bitch. You may be the commander, but I got the keys to the source. I'll end it! Try to get cash other than welfare, bitch. @ParkourDude91 THen you better cut the shit so you don't wind up in a fucking burning building. I want a public apology or the stash burns, bitch. #finalwarning #(Idon'tknow) @ParkourDude91 Yeah, you survived hallucinations at Jesus Camp. Try getting out of a burning building! #fag #fightsomethingreal #hallucinationbitch @ParkourDude91 Nah, I call it a lazy idiot freak who thinks he is a marine, and [that] an airsoft gun is a real weapon. Why don't you go enlist and get hit by an IED?[/quote] UPDATE: Last two from an hour ago concerning Jace's account: [quote] @ParkourDude91 You scared because I'm right? Reply, fag! #wimp @ParkourDude91 Get ready to lose the stash, and then get ready to get hit by the crew! #fag[/quote]
[QUOTE=Alba Meira;46332346]@ParkourDude91 THen you better cut the shit so you don't wind up in a fucking burning building. I want a public apology or the stash burns, bitch. #finalwarning [B]#(Idon'tknow)[/B] @ParkourDude91 Nah, I call it a lazy [B]idiot[/B] freak who thinks he is a marine, and [that] an airsoft gun is a real weapon. Why don't you go enlist and get hit by an IED?[/QUOTE] I think that hashtag was "youwannatryme", and he probs meant lazy EYED freak, since he seems to like bringing that up.
[url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/526214701882306560[/url] [QUOTE]@UnknownSold1er1 I'm done with you. You are not worth my weed, you ungrateful shit. This is over. Do not bother replying because I Wont care[/QUOTE] [video=youtube;gIuotFZnBtk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gIuotFZnBtk[/video]
[QUOTE=Wii60;46331097]BREAKING NEWS TYCE IS A FAKE FRIEND, EXPOSE! [video=youtube;xrwN-9IIgLs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrwN-9IIgLs[/video][/QUOTE] This whole situation is messed up.
[QUOTE=Wii60;46331097]BREAKING NEWS TYCE IS A FAKE FRIEND, EXPOSE! [video=youtube;xrwN-9IIgLs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrwN-9IIgLs[/video][/QUOTE] Out of all the places he had to do it at a fucking maccas jesus christ
tyce should be institutionalized, there's no way he could ever function as an independent person
[QUOTE=Zang-Pog;46287173] What if Eli actually didn't leave but keeps pretending he's where ever the fuck he is to get money from Jace? :v:[/QUOTE] That would imply he's actually a genius. Seriously, this might be the worst best scam [I]ever[/I]
[QUOTE=Virtanen;46334435]tyce should be institutionalized, there's no way he could ever function as an independent person[/QUOTE] Still can't get over the fact that he can't read or write, yet comes from a well off family.
[QUOTE=Mabus;46335657]Still can't get over the fact that he can't read or write, yet comes from a well off family.[/QUOTE] Eh "well off" isn't exactly the word I would use to describe his family. However Tyce's Dad is fucking awesome. [sp]Ya spastic[/sp]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/blV98Bg.png[/IMG] Wasn't able to grab the tweet Jace said to delete so. Someone needs to have a bot that automatically [url]http://archive.today[/url] 's tweets from these people
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46331832]It's like they're trying to prove who can be more autistic.[/QUOTE] Well.. Uhhh... At least Jace can actually spell properly and use proper grammar and punctuation...? They're actually coherent v:v:v
[QUOTE=Mabus;46335657]Still can't get over the fact that he can't read or write, yet comes from a well off family.[/QUOTE] At this point I imagine his Dad is forced to do all his bigshot-lawyer meetings in another county just to avoid "the Pranksmaster" :v:
[QUOTE=Wii60;46331097]BREAKING NEWS TYCE IS A FAKE FRIEND, EXPOSE! [video=youtube;xrwN-9IIgLs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrwN-9IIgLs[/video][/QUOTE] Jace's "You're tearing me apart!!!" reaction at 13 and a half minutes in reminds me of Tommy Wiseau; [video=youtube;Plz-bhcHryc]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Plz-bhcHryc[/video]
[video=youtube;FX2Zq0g0BaE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FX2Zq0g0BaE[/video] [editline]26th October 2014[/editline] What. the. fuck.
Wait is Tyce going to kill himself? This is really serious if he is.
Tony does not have a machine gun. Tony has, most likely, an airsoft gun.
What the fuck is a skeleton war though?
That video gave me chills man holy shit. "When I get back though... My dad is going to be out of the picture. Like we already know." I'm not trying to sound paranoid but this sounds really really bad
I'm thinking of reporting Tyce to the FBI, but I'm not sure if there's sufficient evidence for that - if whatever he's going to do is a federal offence.
[QUOTE=cloudcakes30;46329892][video=youtube;D0mIgWLTdSw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0mIgWLTdSw[/video] Apparently hes going to go meet a guy named Ted and talk about a "illegal Jewish bitcoin mining operation"[/QUOTE] Was that a voice at 2:32? It sounded like someone saying "What did you find there".
[QUOTE=riki2cool;46339165]Was that a voice at 2:32? It sounded like someone saying "What did you find there".[/QUOTE] Sounds like it. Don't know what it's saying for sure because the audio is so quiet.
[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46339012]That video gave me chills man holy shit. "When I get back though... My dad is going to be out of the picture. Like we already know." I'm not trying to sound paranoid but this sounds really really bad[/QUOTE] Ehh, he probably forgot that he made this video the day after he uploaded it. I mean, this is the guy who didn't suspect anything when Jace waved his camera around like an idiot during their intervention at McDonalds.
[QUOTE=lazyguy;46339054]I'm thinking of reporting Tyce to the FBI, but I'm not sure if there's sufficient evidence for that - if whatever he's going to do is a federal offence.[/QUOTE] You'd be better off going to the DEA considering most of their illegal activity is drug related.
[QUOTE=riki2cool;46339299]Ehh, he probably forgot that he made this video the day after he uploaded it. I mean, this is the guy who didn't suspect anything when Jace waved his camera around like an idiot during their intervention at McDonalds.[/QUOTE] Nah he mentioned the intervention video so it was made recently. And about the Dad thing I'm not as paranoid anymore after all this is the same guy who claimed he was locked up in Alcatraz (a prison in San Francisco which is no where near Massachusetts) and had to kill all the prisoners and guards to escape.
I can't be bothered to dig through the hundreds of posts in this thread, but I read in the news recently that the IDF killed an American recently. Is it the dude on the secret op from deagle nation?
[QUOTE=Binladen34;46339330]I can't be bothered to dig through the hundreds of posts in this thread, but I read in the news recently that the IDF killed an American recently. Is it the dude on the secret op from deagle nation?[/QUOTE] No Eli is alive and well smoking "tobacco" and playing runescape.
Oh nevermind, the article I read was like on the spot reported, I just looked it up and it was a palestinian american nevermind.
/k/ is taking care of the tyce situation (Sending a email to police)
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46339309]You'd be better off going to the DEA considering most of their illegal activity is drug related.[/QUOTE] "Hey DEA some kids i know are smoking some pot on the internets"
[QUOTE=Wii60;46335822][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/blV98Bg.png[/IMG] Wasn't able to grab the tweet Jace said to delete so. Someone needs to have a bot that automatically [url]http://archive.today[/url] 's tweets from these people[/QUOTE] Do they not have some kind of IM?
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