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Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

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[QUOTE=jamie1130;45467113]I'm pretty sure that's his mission. Also how will he get caught? Like are you not allowed to enter Gaza? Hopefully he tries to break into somewhere and they turn him in and the police are like "who the fuck is this nutter" and contact the Americans.[/QUOTE] Gaza is currently off limits due to the ongoing war there [editline]22nd July 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=geogzm;45467129]tupac stronk remove biggie[/QUOTE] 5$ says Biggie is behind the terrorists

stay stronk eli stay stronk for deagle nation

oh man these videos get better and better each day

Oh man this is pretty fucked up right here. I seriously kinda feel bad for Eli, even a little bit for Jace. Dude's messed up.

Holy shit. just caught up with this. How can one be so stupid, to the point that they actually go to such lengths and pull of this shit?

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dtj-uk7e_Q[/media] "you're only supposed to film the store, not the wall" "Oh, cool. Semper fi dude!" I-....how do people put up with this? and when he points the camera at the people at the counter, the looks on their faces. Pure agony.

[URL="http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2014/07/22/delta-suspends-service-between-new-york-and-tel-aviv/"]Dude is trapped[/URL]

ahahaha, he never restored his website. Hacked by dicksquad forever.

This is gonna be really really funny or really really sad and depressing. Deep inside, ive got a feeling its gonna be both. [editline]23rd July 2014[/editline] By the way, this is the description of the scouting video. [QUOTE]Recorded This Earlier 2Day. Had 2 Wait 2 Post It So Gamer Foods Cant Track My Location. But Ne Ways I Think I Found A Gamerfood Base Earlier. They Got Security Gaurdz N Cameraz N I Saw A Bunch Of Muslims Driving In N Out When I Was Staking It Out. Posting A Vid Of It Soon. Planning A Recon Run Right Now Gonna Sneak Into Da Buildin 2Nite. #Spy #Mission[/QUOTE] [editline]23rd July 2014[/editline] oh god [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/wSrRu87.jpg[/IMG]

This went from funny, to sad, to funny again, and now it's gotten really worrying, this delusional freak is effectively trapped in Israel and trying to get into an active warzone.

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;45470728]This went from funny, to sad, to funny again, and now it's gotten really worrying, this delusional freak is effectively trapped in Israel and trying to get into an active warzone.[/QUOTE] For a fucking Xbox One, no less.

what even does this man realize that it's a very real possibility that he could possibly not see america for a while, or worse, never again depending on how serious the situation is, and he's still asking about...tupac like this is really real LIKE SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY DOING THIS

Imagine if Team Gamerfood actually sent a Tupac lookalike to troll Eli.

I've spent the last 7 hours reading into this guy and I am fucking [b]mindblown[/b]. This guy has so many mental problems I lost track of them. And now he sent Eli off to Israel, holy fuck. I wonder if Rob (His brother) knows about this, he was his 'Internet babysitter' for a while. Did anyone inform his mom about the Eli situation yet? There is a highly autistic person in the middle of a warzone looking for motherfucking Tupac without any way of getting back home. In all my years of reading delicious internet drama, this takes the fucking cake.

what if eli is converted to judaism and becomes a citizen of israel without even realizing it, and ends up joining the IDF meanwhile from his deluded perspective he's still trying to find tupac and all these weird muslims decided to give him a gun and shit

Jace is gonna get some major shit if Eli can't come back because he is stranded, i swear to fuck.

[QUOTE=SexualShark;45209414][video=youtube;VTD9HOBbxhE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTD9HOBbxhE[/video][/QUOTE] i was laughing at this and then i slowly felt horrible like this really made me uncomfortable in the most realistic human way possible

[QUOTE=KennyAwsum;45471452]Jace is gonna get some major shit if Eli can't come back because he is stranded, i swear to fuck.[/QUOTE] dont worry, hes a marine

i wonder what eli is doing RIgHT NOW in the middle of israel

[QUOTE=KingKombat;45471850]i wonder what eli is doing RIgHT NOW in the middle of israel[/QUOTE] getting beheaded by hamas

[QUOTE=Renegade Master;45471863]getting beheaded by hamas[/QUOTE] As far as I can tell, he's lost somewhere in Tel Aviv, after his contact in the IDF was unable to tell him where Tupac was.

[url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD9v8isgyo[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECwjtKNTj2E[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_2aTHsXZQ4[/url] New updates get 'em while they're hot.

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45475882][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD9v8isgyo[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECwjtKNTj2E[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_2aTHsXZQ4[/url] New updates get 'em while they're hot.[/QUOTE] i'm convinced we are following the travels of a south park character who was written in as satire

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;45475882][url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfD9v8isgyo[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECwjtKNTj2E[/url] [url]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_2aTHsXZQ4[/url] New updates get 'em while they're hot.[/QUOTE] christ they both have the same fuckin HAAAAAEEW laugh

This can't be real, this must be satire! Who the hell would go to Israel for Xbox one, especially now that there is conflict kicking off. This Eli guy must be insane if this is real.

[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;45483918]This can't be real, this must be satire! Who the hell would go to Israel for Xbox one, especially now that there is conflict kicking off. This Eli guy must be insane if this is real.[/QUOTE] Or more likely he's stupid and treats YOLO as a motto.

[QUOTE=Dark Kite;45484131]Or more likely he's stupid and treats YOLO as a motto.[/QUOTE] But it [b]is[/b] a motto and we should be 'bout it erry day, erry day. That's what my tutor, Drake, has taught me.

[QUOTE=ripsipiirakk;45483918]This can't be real, this must be satire! Who the hell would go to Israel for Xbox one, especially now that there is conflict kicking off. [b]This Eli guy must be insane if this is real.[/b][/QUOTE] Yes, yes he is, these guys have some severe mental issues.

Jace gave him a "Secret Weapon" and it was apparently assemble. I think you've gotta be crazy to listen to anything Jace says and thinks its legitimate.

Wait I don't understand, who is gamerfood, who is deagle nation and who is stuck in israel now?

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