Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[Virtanen]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46477037][video=youtube;kiCMQN2MfV8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kiCMQN2MfV8[/video][/QUOTE]

holy shit eli is such a massive pile of living garbage that I feel ashamed he might have crossed through european airspace on his way home

[C.C]

A lot happening tonight:
[QUOTE]Multiple DORITOS® JACKED™ Black alerts tonight:
Eli arrives in JFK Airport and blogs while waiting for Jace to pick him up. Read more ...
Meanwhile, Jace is scrambling to destroy evidence of his sub-legal activities before Eli's bitch mom finds out.
Complicating these efforts is Tyce Andrews, who forms the White Justice Army and shows up at Eli's cottage in The Race War Van, threatening to break his windows. Top men are actively working to decrypt his apparently encrypted manifesto.[/QUOTE]

[Nahash]

wtf eli actually came back to the US? I expected him to be stuck in Israel for far longer.

[halflambada]

so i'm not 100% up to date with all the Jace stuff but is this Jace [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPVEDZRn5xw&feature=youtu.be"]in this video?[/URL] my friend sent it to me last night and he's pretty sure its Jace but i have no clue

[Xieneus]

I've never seen anything like this before.

[Miya]

no one picked up eli still

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/532952505399799808[/URL]

[QUOTE]@ParkourDude91 Um Dude I Dunno If Ur Still In Nyc But I Got Like Detained Or Watever By Airport Copz Im Out Now But I Need Sum Evac Yo #Spy[/QUOTE]

jace finally responds

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/532949039541911552[/URL]

[QUOTE]Fans im bringing our boys home EVERYTHING is going to be fine me and ELI ARE GOING TO FIX IT NOBODY IS GOING TO DIE AND HE WILL GET HIS XBOX[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/532949322921689089[/URL]

[QUOTE]@IcyPlayboi69 Eli you HAVE TO ANSWER YOUR PHONE RIGHT NOW WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO MASSACHUSETS BEFORE TYCE RETALIATES LIVES ARE ON THE LINE[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/532953573877755905[/URL]

[QUOTE]@IcyPlayboi69 ELI ANSWEWR ME!! YOUR COMMANDER IS REPORTING FOR EVAC!!! WHERE ARE YOU!!! ALPHA SITE HAS FALLEN I NEED YOU NOW!!![/QUOTE]

at least eli will finally get his xbox one

[std DONOR]

[QUOTE=halflambada;46480047]so i'm not 100% up to date with all the Jace stuff but is this Jace [URL="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPVEDZRn5xw&feature=youtu.be"]in this video?[/URL] my friend sent it to me last night and he's pretty sure its Jace but i have no clue[/QUOTE]

Deagle Nation
5 months ago

I saved that town from your plans and you post it anyway? You got some balls•

I think it's legit since he commented.

[halflambada]

[QUOTE=std DONOR;46482127]Deagle Nation
5 months ago

I saved that town from your plans and you post it anyway? You got some balls•

I think it's legit since he commented.[/QUOTE]

ahaha yea i just saw that, goodammit Jace

it's so baffling that he actually drank fucking vegetable oil

[theevilldeadII]

oh god why is this guy so popular with 70 page's on him ( beside's the first video ) what's the td:lr on him>

[Coldmute]

[QUOTE=theevilldeadII;46483189]oh god why is this guy so popular with 70 page's on him ( beside's the first video ) what's the td:lr on him>[/QUOTE]
He's crazy, does a lot of random, dumb shit, and its all hysterical. Its like a weird comedy movie but real life.

[Miya]

Tyce crashed the van he had yesterday and got transported to the hospital

he had weed on him

source: [URL="https://mega.co.nz/#!ZQJ3gYqB!vV5F9pEb5gPLVZbKGcBkIq94iXPX1uZEpMj88oxLchM"]Local police scanner[/URL] and[URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/532966992052240385"] verification from jace about the van description[/URL]

and in other news Jace is trying to crowdfund for a lawyer, i dont know why.

[Coldmute]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46483372]Tyce crashed the van he had yesterday and got transported to the hospital

he had weed on him

source: [URL="https://mega.co.nz/#!ZQJ3gYqB!vV5F9pEb5gPLVZbKGcBkIq94iXPX1uZEpMj88oxLchM"]Local police scanner[/URL] and[URL="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/532966992052240385"] verification from jace about the van description[/URL]

and in other news Jace is trying to crowdfund for a lawyer, i dont know why.[/QUOTE]From what I'm seeing on his twitter, cops may have come by Eli's place. Eli's mom may have heard about what was happening and got in touch with the police.

[Foxtrot200]

[url="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/533015224475852800"][img]http://i.imgur.com/SEUUEa6.png[/img][/url]

As it turns out, Tyce is not invincible.

[Kuiper]

Every time I come in this thread it's fucking surreal. It's like an ARG, a story. But nope it's real schizophrenia.

[Zeos]

I still can't believe Jace just [I]left[/I] Eli at the airport.

[Coldmute]

[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;46483771][url="https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/533015224475852800"][img]http://i.imgur.com/SEUUEa6.png[/img][/url]

As it turns out, Tyce is not invincible.[/QUOTE]Don't think he's trying to get Tyce's dad to help Tyce. From what Jace has been saying, he doesn't care what happens to Tyce. I mean, he said just a couple hours before that he hoped that crashed van was Tyce.

[Miya]

[URL]http://www.mediafire.com/listen/a51lbty7c56n36u/FULL_RADIO_JACE_THING.wav[/URL]

The police scanner where they take tyce to the hospital

uncut, so expect radio silence.

enjoy

edit:

right before 12 minutes, it says a White female was taken to hospital and "other party" in crash taken to psych eval.

[Coldmute]

We all knew it was a matter of time before things got to this point.

[Chicken_Chaser]

So what happened to the skeleton war?

[std DONOR]

The analchests lost an important souljer today man fuk obeme

[C.C]

Rip the Race War van 2.0

[Dr._Medic]

Damn, right when we all thought the story of Jace would end it comes back full throttle.

[asteroidrules]

Well, Eli is back in the country at least now, what would it take to get them all put on a no-fly list or three?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=asteroidrules;46487004]Well, Eli is back in the country at least now, what would it take to get them all put on a no-fly list or three?[/QUOTE]

Not much if Eli still has that tacticool homemade crossbow.

[Cobbart]

Beginning of the end?

[Calebc789c]

[QUOTE=Gubbinz96;46487105]Beginning of the end?[/QUOTE]
Considering what happened the last few times when we thought it was over, probably not.

[Coldmute]

The ride never ends. When you consider Jace's personality, and how long he has been at this, yeah it'll never end. 2030 and we'll still be hearing about Jace's antics.

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;46488093]The ride never ends. When you consider Jace's personality, and how long he has been at this, yeah it'll never end. 2030 and we'll still be hearing about Jace's antics.[/QUOTE]

Don't be so sure. I imagine people said the same of Chris Chan. Sure, people still follow him, but he isn't nearly as outspoken as he was.

[Coldmute]

[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;46489190]Don't be so sure. I imagine people said the same of Chris Chan. Sure, people still follow him, but he isn't nearly as outspoken as he was.[/QUOTE]Jace is on a whole different level from Chris Chan in stupid insanity.

[std DONOR]

[QUOTE=Doctor Zedacon;46489793]Jace is on a whole different level from Chris Chan in stupid insanity.[/QUOTE]

Chris definately had his moments.

[video=youtube;gXlVjW06MDk]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gXlVjW06MDk[/video]

New Eli video.

[video=youtube;TqLzwKHoSko]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqLzwKHoSko[/video]