Cyber-Marine Manchild Jace V. Ahahahah it was fake all along, motherfuckers!

[Miya]

eli's parents suing Jace

this is retribution

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46492937]eli's parents suing Jace

this is retribution[/QUOTE]

All the bible studies in the world won't save Jace from the shit his Mom is going to give him.

[Foxtrot200]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46492937]eli's parents suing Jace

this is retribution[/QUOTE]

Oh God
Their lawyers are going to find everything. Start mirroring his videos.

[editline]14th November 2014[/editline]

Hello, Eli's parents' lawyers!

[matt000024]

Hopefully this all leads to Jace getting proper mental help.

[Coldmute]

Yeah, that'll happen when you send a friend off to Israel for close to a third of a year, try to get him killed or arrested on several occasions, and then basically abandon him completely.

[Dr.C]

I can't believe all this shit. I've been following all this shit since the beginning and I still can't fucking believe it.

This makes JoJo's bizarre adventure look normal

[alexilaiho]

this thread has been going for too long

[Zeos]

So are they going to find the fact that he tried to prevent Eli getting help several times?

[asteroidrules]

[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;46493726]Oh God
Their lawyers are going to find everything. Start mirroring his videos.

[editline]14th November 2014[/editline]

Hello, Eli's parents' lawyers![/QUOTE]

Dear Mr. and Mrs. <Eli's last name would go here if we ever found that out> and <whatever the names of their lawyers may be>,

The people here had nothing to do with your son going to Israel/Gaza. Several of us attempted to get him out of there, and deescalate the situations that lead to this in general. Please refrain from involving us in the trial, most of us live a good distance away from you and have things to do that would make appearing in court a bigger hassle for all involved than it would be worth.

Sincerely,
Myself and anyone who rates this post "agree"

Just a precautionary measure, but it probably won't actually come to this.

[Chubbs]

I'm pretty sure they'd go for the cwcki guys first. We haven't really interacted with the situation, just observed it.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Chubbs;46497492]I'm pretty sure they'd go for the cwcki guys first. We haven't really interacted with the situation, just observed it.[/QUOTE]
Yeah the only big thing we did was Jace's gmod server and pretty much everyone forgot about that

[Miya]

they are suing jace for property damage that occured at eli's house thanks to Mice/Jace vs Tyce/etc.

they dont know anything about the "mission" i think

[elix]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46497995]they are suing jace for property damage that occured at eli's house thanks to Mice/Jace vs Tyce/etc.

they dont know anything about the "mission" i think[/QUOTE]

Yet.

If he's given the chance, 100% guarantee Tyce will rat out Jace and Eli in exchange for a reduced sentence for his own shit.

[Miya]

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/533722734698975233[/URL]

[QUOTE]Yo @ParkourDude91 When Am I Getting My XBox One Homie??[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/533723499689295872[/URL]

[QUOTE]@IcyPlayboi69 That is Tyce's problem,He is the one who ruined the entire mission. I have No Money after he ruined the op and Endangered you![/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/533723772172259328[/URL]

[QUOTE]@ParkourDude91 Dude You Said Id Get A Xbox One Like Can You Get It From Him Seriously Like You Said Id Get AN Xbox One Dude[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/533724243281072128[/URL]

[QUOTE]@IcyPlayboi69 Eli please calm down[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/533724438047752192[/URL]

[QUOTE]@ParkourDude91 Dude Calm What Down U Said I Was Gonna Get A Xbox One Dude Thats What You Said Cause Like U Promised And Thats Not Very Trill[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/533724788326694913[/URL]

[QUOTE]@IcyPlayboi69 Please calm down ok. Together we will get your XBox One+just make @UnknownSold1er1 buy it he is the one responsible after all.[/QUOTE]

[URL]https://twitter.com/IcyPlayboi69/status/533724976642134016[/URL]

[QUOTE]@ParkourDude91 @UnknownSold1er1 Ok[/QUOTE]

So Jace hasn't followed up on his Xbox One Promise yet apparently and Eli is taking it out on tyce because jace said he could buy him a xbox one.

[Foxtrot200]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46497995]they are suing jace for property damage that occured at eli's house thanks to Mice/Jace vs Tyce/etc.

they dont know anything about the "mission" i think[/QUOTE]

but why did he do it?

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;46500321]but why did he do it?[/QUOTE]

If you're referring to why Tyce attacked Eli's cottage it's because he planned to steal all the w33d for him and the race war crew.

[Foxtrot200]

[QUOTE=Dr._Medic;46500856]If you're referring to why Tyce attacked Eli's cottage it's because he planned to steal all the w33d for him and the race war crew.[/QUOTE]

Well, yes, but the lawyers are going to want to know why Jace is responsible for it all and they'll find as much evidence against him as they can.

[Dr._Medic]

[QUOTE=Foxtrot200;46500965]Well, yes, but the lawyers are going to want to know why Jace is responsible for it all and they'll find as much evidence against him as they can.[/QUOTE]

The "crazy islamic" mice probably fucked up the cottage by chewing through the walls and shit and that IS Jace's fault for sure.

[Miya]

[url]https://twitter.com/ParkourDude91/status/534186789385560066[/url]

[QUOTE]I am DISABLED FROM THE ONLINE due to my life is crap!!! Please direct all comments and talking to @IcyPlayboi69 for now #DeagleNationHotline[/QUOTE]

[Carbisari]

"My life is crap" is an excellent excuse for many things.

[Miya]

[video=youtube;x-xHwGgcZIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xHwGgcZIs[/video]

Jace is Incognito streaming because his mom left the house

[Gook Nukem]

for the people who missed the stream (just ended on a gold note)

some dude just master trolled jace into taking his shirt off and demonstrating his shaving techniques

the whole time the guy was like "mm that's nice" and jace took it as a sincere compliment, until jace mentioned that chicks only dig chest hair and not back hair, the guy said "yeah, when i'm doing a dude, i don't like back hair" at which point jace exploded, yelling "YOU'RE A HOMO??" to which the guy replied "yeah, aren't you?". jace threw his chair, put his shirt back on, screamed he's not a homo, and ended the stream.

[cloudcakes31]

Summary, courtesy of CWCki:
[quote]
-Tyce set up Tupacalypse to "frick" Eli over
-Jace refers to Eli as a war here that just returned from a mission
-Eli displayed the most courage Jace ever saw in a stoner
- Gail thinks Jace is gay because he "worships" John Cena and took away Lil Cena :(
- John Cena is Jace's biggest role model, never gives up, always believes
- Eli was close in our hearts, and minds, such as, on the site, close dude, whispering never give up
- Religion is bullshit, god isn't real
- Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't work, it's just a stupid bible crap cult
- Jace is a tough lover :tomgirl:
- Started from nothing, crawled out of the woodwork into the world of the youtube online
- Jace sends secret messages to Eli on his mom's phone when he's not looking, deletes texts and uses twitter with it
- Operation "Bustin' out" to free himself from mom tyranny
- Mice are still in the cottage. Eli tried luring them with cheese and old school mouse traps, walks around barefoot and stepped on the mouse traps because he's a genius
- Jace shaves his legs on stream
- 100% Tyce's fault
- Jace states that Tupacalypse was a failure from the start, it must have been Tyce's fault because Jace doesn't make mistakes like that, rookies make mistakes like that
- Meeting at the streets of McDonalds with Tyce, Tyce made a bargain to protect his lifestyle.
- Nothing illegal involved in this story, hypothetical/theoretical situation
- Tyce came up with the plan to send Eli into Palestine to kill Eli so they could hypothetically grow hypothetical weed in the actual cottage. Tyce decided to send Eli in unarmed, crossbow was fake. Failed tactical decisions were to intentionally kill Eli to use his cottage indefinitely. Tyce insisted on finishing the fight.
- Tyce planned on taking all the money, walking away and blaming Jace
- Evidence begins at 33:44 (Thanks CIADude420)
- Tyce nearly broke Colby's knees
- Tyce suggests to end the civil war by making money together, growing weed
- Tyce says you can't go to the Middle East without money, weed would get money, pay for the trip, investigations can begin
- Eli: Ambient stoner noises
- Jace can pick any location, grow it any way he wants, Tyce can sell it, Jace can go to the Middle East
- Tyce has to sell it because Caleb's parents would find out, and Eli doesn't have experience
- Jace "Eli will do anything I tell him to, you know that"
- Tyce "So he can go on missions with you, I've been selling weed forever and my dad can bail me out."
- Tyce being part of the livestreams was part of this business agreement, making the fans happy, making Jace happy
- Eli doesn't like this plan [ambient stoner noises intensify]
- Jace offers Tyce 25%, Tyce asks for 30%
- George W. Kush strain, Kyle's helping, already being grown
- This is all hypothetical, cops don't have to know
- Jace asks about potential "Iraq mission," Tyce didn't provide any details at this time
- Eli's going to be with Tyce to supervise, prevent Tyce from skimming money from the top
- Some people call Tyce "Hawkeye"
- Jace is the wolf in this metaphor (there was no metaphor)
- Tyce agrees, end meeting
- Tyce fucked the counter intel
- Eli went to grandfather's farm because they ran out of money
- Eli went hotel to hotel on Deagle Nation salary
- Only way they'd find out is if they went by the cottage, they have no reason to do that because they don't want anything to do with Eli
- Tyce stopped the money from flowing, underpaid dealers
- Tyce failed to attend to the hypothetical weed, product suffered
- Tyce failed to supervise mice
- Colby knew Tyce was a moron, Colby is probably gay, definitely an idiot
- Mice started escaping because Tyce started throwing them taped to matchbox cars, left the cages open
- Jace's biggest mistake: Expecting Tyce to do anything except for huffing shit and jacking off in his room
- Tyce intervention due to escalating drug abuse over the course of Operation Green Machine (the operation to fund Tupacalypse), skeleton war, sending blacks to hell from Ferguson
- Jace tried to get Tyce off of unspecified hard drugs
- Tyce kept the money for himself, turned into a shit person overnight, proceeded to huff himself to get blazed
- Eli, Jace and Tyce to meet in the middle of nowhere to "finish the fight" on video. Tyce challenged Jace+Eli to brawl 1v2. Nonlethal melee weapons allowed, Jace going hand to hand. Tyce is a self-proclaimed close combat master from watching a grand number of martial arts movies. Posting it on liveleak, link will be posted on the online. Going down within the next 12 hours.
- Gail withholding welfare cash, Tyce has to pay for the Xbox One, still has stole hypothetical drug money ($500-$1000) if he never spent it on skeletons or matchbox cars yet
- Eli's barely allowed to stay in his cottage
- [vomits externally]
- Calls open up
- 1st Caller
Q. Where do you think Tyce got his fascination with skeletons?
A. I dunno, Tyce always liked how skeletons looked aesthetically. Bought a bunch of skeleton stickers for his skateboard. Got really into drugs this summer, came up with conspiracy theories relating to skeletons. Thinks skeletons might be a race of people or something(?) Been doing shrooms, talked about coke, may or may not have actually done it.
Q. Are you afraid that Tyce will bring a gun to the brawl?
A. I don't think he has a gun, probably was bluffing. If he brings it we'll drive away/run him over. If he brings a knife I'll pelt him with airsoft pellets and back away. I'm a soldier, I deserve to die in battle! NOT AFRAID! I'M GOING TO HEAVEN FOR BEING A GAMER! Better than being alive and being a pussy.
- 2nd Caller
Q. Shouldn't you tell someone at the government about your mom taking your SSI cheques?
A. Can I do that? [pukes] Man I should do that.
Q. Are you still going to hang with Tyce after this?
A. As soon as he pays back the Xbox One, I want nothing to do with him.
- 3rd Caller
Q. You should bait the mouse traps with peanut butter instead of cheese
A. That's sick
- 4th Caller
Q. Can you resolve the situation with Tyce peacefully?
A. I don't negotiate with terrorists. The past 2 years I've been making the mistake of thinking I can negotiate with him, he never holds up his end of the deal.
- 5th Caller
Q. ???
A. I don't even know what he said
- 6th Caller
Q. I'm curious about this manscaping thing, could you show how you do it right between the thighs?
A. Jace doesn't get what he's trying to do and earnestly explains how the product works and its different attachments/settings. Girls like it because the tree looks bigger when the bushes aren't around. Shaves his back and stomach with the little trimmer thing.
Q. [queerness intensifies]
A. Jace's gaydar continues to be deficient
Q. When you're doing a dude doggy style...
A. WHAT?!?! YOU'RE A FUCKING HOMO?
Q. Aren't you?
A. FUCK YOU!!! I'M NOT A HOMO!!!! etc.
THIS STREAM IS OVER! I BEAT UP FAGGOTS FOR BREAKFAST!
[/quote]

[BuffaloHops]

[QUOTE=Wii60;46511608][video=youtube;x-xHwGgcZIs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-xHwGgcZIs[/video]

Jace is Incognito streaming because his mom left the house[/QUOTE]

The "classified"/"conspiracy" stock footage and melodramatic ambient music over the audio recording of the "hypothetical" drug dealing negotiation at a McDonalds is pretty hilarious.

[Coldmute]

Whole thing is crazy pretty much, but a few things:
-Eli displayed the most courage Jace ever saw in a stoner
Probably more stupidity than bravery, but to be fair he did spend nearly a third of a year in a foreign country, part of it while they were in intense military conflict with a neighboring state. It says something, though hard to say what.
- Gail thinks Jace is gay because he "worships" John Cena and took away Lil Cena :(
She might be right.
- Alcoholics Anonymous doesn't work, it's just a stupid bible crap cult
Yeah, that part is true. He's at least right about this.
- Jace's biggest mistake: Expecting Tyce to do anything except for huffing shit and jacking off in his room
Yeah, certainly one of the bigger mistakes.

[Renegade Master]

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pdPgt2n.png[/IMG]
what the shit

[Chicken_Chaser]

They're probably triple agents conspiring against Jace in secret.

[BuffaloHops]

Oh my god, so many brain cells of mine died trying to decipher that

[asteroidrules]

Jesus, he can barely spell "I" right.

[Javascript]

Holy fuck. Are you serious? I can't even believe how off-the-rails this has gone. Last time I read this thread, Eli was on his way to Israel... actually got there... all for a nonexistant Xbox One? The ffffuck.

And now Jace is being sued by Eli's parents? HAhahaha.