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I passed the 12 year mark a few days ago what the fuck is wrong with me
[QUOTE=Headhumpy;52407417]I passed the 12 year mark a few days ago what the fuck is wrong with me[/QUOTE] God knows, I don't know why I've stayed around so long either. [editline]27th June 2017[/editline] This sites just that [I]much fun.[/I]
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407387]Nevermind, they rejected me, I'm sorry I called you all losers.[/QUOTE] [I]I was joking when I said the Subway Anime photoshops were good to add on resumes as viral marketing experience, you know[/I]
Hello Pascall's future employer, welcome to our forum.
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407387]Nevermind, they rejected me, I'm sorry I called you all losers.[/QUOTE] Oh so that's what that reference call was about earlier. Sorry. But, I might have said some rather vulgar words to your employer because I thought it was a prank call.
lmao idk why they rejected me so suddenly so I'm taking it a bit hard but thanks for the cheering up I appreciate it. :dogsleep:
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407610]lmao idk why they rejected me so suddenly so I'm taking it a bit hard but thanks for the cheering up I appreciate it. :dogsleep:[/QUOTE] they probably looked up this site
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407610]lmao idk why they rejected me so suddenly so I'm taking it a bit hard but thanks for the cheering up I appreciate it. :dogsleep:[/QUOTE] Problem is a buttload of people look for jobs and employers always choose who they find to be the best fit for what they want. Hell I never got a job in the first interview I attended and the second basically had shit conditions so I said no thanks and left. It happens.
[QUOTE=da space core;52407619]they probably looked up this site[/QUOTE] I was upfront about it with them so I'm not sure how they'd find anything other than what I already told them to expect. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407647]I was upfront about it with them so I'm not sure how they'd find anything other than what I already told them to expect. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/QUOTE] They checked fast threads [editline]27th June 2017[/editline] maybe you banned the person interviewing you and they hold a grudge to this day
[QUOTE=Arc Nova;52407680]They checked fast threads [editline]27th June 2017[/editline] maybe you banned the person interviewing you and they hold a grudge to this day[/QUOTE] fuck maybe you're right I will never know....
maybe they're mad i didn't give them a rust key
[url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=402689[/url] oops lol did anyone by chance save those gifs or remember exactly what they were/looked like? fukin imgur
[QUOTE=postal;52407698][url]https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=402689[/url] oops lol did anyone by chance save those gifs or remember exactly what they were/looked like? fukin imgur[/QUOTE] here you go [url]https://web.archive.org/web/20160606043322/https://facepunch.com/member.php?u=402689[/url]
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407647]I was upfront about it with them so I'm not sure how they'd find anything other than what I already told them to expect. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/QUOTE] They're gonna wish they'd hire you, they'll regret hiring a neogaf mod. [sp]You're genuinely a great mod tbh[/sp]
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407647]I was upfront about it with them so I'm not sure how they'd find anything other than what I already told them to expect. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯[/QUOTE] I mean, if you gave them the URL to your profile and they clicked on Find latest posts to see what you are like, the first thing they got was a post calling people losers if they were looking for semi/formal moderators to handle customers it wasn't the smartest move
[QUOTE=Coment;52407829]I mean, if you gave them the URL to your profile and they clicked on Find latest posts to see what you are like, the first thing they got was a post calling people losers if they were looking for semi/formal moderators to handle customers it wasn't the smartest move[/QUOTE] lol I did not give them the URL to my profile, I'm not that dumb.
[QUOTE=Pascall;52407874]lol I did not give them the URL to my profile, I'm not that dumb.[/QUOTE] Well, from what I've anecdotally seen in passing, it's not like you're particularly a shitposter or anything. There could be worse profiles to link to.
its tudds fault lets be real here
[QUOTE=icemaz;52406912]Today it has been 10 years since I first joined up on these forums, where I signed up to show off my sick ragdoll poses my 13 year old self had made of Litfuse vs PHX (I think that is what the other group was called). From the FPUK TF2 servers several years ago, to living with a fellow FPer for the last couple of them, I just wanna say stay fruity lads. I hope in the future we can bring back some of the classic FP stuff like mod riddles and the like, I have had some great memories here and I hope to give you people some too :~)[/QUOTE] Fucking 07ers. Wait...
just because I posted about it here: apparently that job rejection was an automated error and I'm actually moving forward with the process after all I've been on an emotional rollercoaster today lmao
Where the fuck are Craptaskets avatars based from? They aren't his work. I've seen his art and it makes DAAS shine.
Hi, this is Pascall's new employer. Due to a bureaucratic error one of our senior staff was misinformed about Pascall's moderating work, and thought he was actively moderating the Somethingawful forums. We of course shredded his resume immediately, only to learn that he was in fact moderating the Facepunch forums. We have a team of 12 interns currently working to re-tape his resume back together, and we expect that the project will be complete within a month. After this is done we can move forward with the hiring process. We apologize for this error and will be giving Pascall a 500$ bonus as compensation. Thank you for applying to the Pornhub QA team, we hope your employment here will be long and productive.
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;52408659]Hi, this is Pascall's new employer. Due to a bureaucratic error one of our senior staff was misinformed about Pascall's moderating work, and thought he was actively moderating the Somethingawful forums. We of course shredded his resume immediately, only to learn that he was in fact moderating the Facepunch forums. We have a team of 12 interns currently working to re-tape his resume back together, and we expect that the project will be complete within a month. After this is done we can move forward with the hiring process. We apologize for this error and will be giving Pascall a 500$ bonus as compensation. Thank you for applying to the Pornhub Q&A team, we hope your employment here will be long and productive.[/QUOTE] Well I'll be damned, the Subway Anime advice worked after all! :v:
[QUOTE=Mort Stroodle;52408659]Hi, this is Pascall's new employer. Due to a bureaucratic error one of our senior staff was misinformed about Pascall's moderating work, and thought he was actively moderating the Somethingawful forums. We of course shredded his resume immediately, only to learn that he was in fact moderating the Facepunch forums. We have a team of 12 interns currently working to re-tape his resume back together, and we expect that the project will be complete within a month. After this is done we can move forward with the hiring process. We apologize for this error and will be giving Pascall a 500$ bonus as compensation. Thank you for applying to the Pornhub Q&A team, we hope your employment here will be long and productive.[/QUOTE] u know pascall has a vagina right [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] That being said did you just assume her gender??? [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] I'm writing to the ACLU
Forums Discussion v2 - Pascall's employment adventure
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;52409224]u know pascall has a vagina right [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] That being said did you just assume her gender??? [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] I'm writing to the ACLU[/QUOTE] I feel like you are the one assuming gender identity here.
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;52409224]u know pascall has a vagina right [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] That being said did you just assume her gender??? [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] I'm writing to the ACLU[/QUOTE] are you implying men can't have vaginas???
brb turning self in to the ACLU
[QUOTE=thrawn2787;52409224]u know pascall has a vagina right [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] That being said did you just assume her gender??? [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] I'm writing to the ACLU[/QUOTE] this post gave me a chronic illness of some kind [editline]28th June 2017[/editline] that being said I'm whatever people want me to be. a him, a her, a dog, an ethereal being with no real concept of a physical presence who cares
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