This is a bit like the 'You are a Tiger' thread. I like.
Have the cactus enjoy a pizza
Crawl back too the sun on your knees (?) And ask him for help to fight these fiends.
[QUOTE=The Advisor;30835415]Crawl back too the sun on your knees (?) And ask him for help to fight these fiends.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8t4OM.png[/IMG]
The portal is all the way up there.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GuPKm.png[/IMG]
But somehow you get back to the Sun anyway. He will not help you, he's your enemy. So, as said by other posts, you will fight him again. That's why you got the cactus boxing gloves. Round two, bitches.
As you leave the Neptidotae, you remember:
Who/What is Kaktos?
Why didn't you stop by the Dr Pepper fountain?
punch the sun in the dick again
[editline]2nd July 2011[/editline]
fukc you sun
Use Cactus Gloves to punch Sun in the dick twice. Proceed to go back for more Cactus Gloves.
open up your skull and shoot out all your liquid that you've built up over many storms, and put out the sun.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;30844532]open up your skull and shoot out all your liquid that you've built up over many storms, and put out the sun.[/QUOTE]
Then put it all in a gigantic bucket and throw it at him
[QUOTE=MeltingData;30837786]Use Cactus Gloves to punch Sun in the dick twice. Proceed to go back for more Cactus Gloves.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/rp6RR.png[/IMG]
You double-punch the sun in the dick.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Fcpxt.png[/IMG]
The Sun grows a face to show it is cringing in agony.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;30844532]open up your skull and shoot out all your liquid that you've built up over many storms, and put out the sun.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/X52yQ.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tDGDR.png[/IMG]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/JYZan.png[/IMG]
The sun has been put out, and leaves behind the Gold coin. You put it in your Inventory.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/xJMT3.png[/IMG]
Maybe it'll be useful later. Now, off to Neptune. Putting out the sun is dirty work, and we all know what we saw in the Neptidotae!
Bomb the irs
[QUOTE=Mekyro;30859717]Bomb the irs[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/WDMIL.png[/IMG]
You are a cactus. You have no taxes... lucky bastard.
Also I forgot to draw the spines.... oh well. Too lazy to fix it.
Go home to have hot cactus sex with your cactus wife.
[QUOTE=uchiha2727;30860216]Go home to have hot cactus sex with your cactus wife.[/QUOTE]
Instead, you should go back to The Neptidotae and have sex with hot cactus whores that you will spend your gold coin on.
Go back to the Neptidotae and Adopt some orphan children, and throw them into the Doctor Pepper fountain, after having hot sex with cactus whores.
Turn into Cactuar from FFX
Use coin to buy Dr. Pepper from a random vending machine on Neptune. Proceed to empty can out into fountain. Demand 3 wishes from the fountain.
Do all above
[QUOTE=Aperture fan;30860491]Instead, you should go back to The Neptidotae and have sex with hot cactus whores that you will spend your gold coin on.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tvW8l.png[/IMG]
You find you have returned to the Neptidotae, this time with a more well drawn Dr Pepper fountain.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/afUD1.png[/IMG]
First things first, you are thirsty as hell after using up [i]all[/i] of your water to put out the sun. By the way, you just froze over the Land of Cactus.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/tOZkg.png[/IMG]
You have about four orgasm simultaneously as you drink the best soda in the UNIVERSE.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8sgSe.png[/IMG]
While this is happening, you feel like someone is watching you.
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/W9K7j.png[/IMG]
Never mind that. Off to the city to get yourself a cactus whore!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/w5UAb.png[/IMG]
You are now in a cheap hotel room, with your cactus whore.
How do you proceed to have hot cactus sex with the cactus whore?
Well have sex with the cactus whore.
Uppercut the fine Cactus Whore with your spiny Schlong!!!!!
slit her throat and skull fuck the corpse
[QUOTE=Skater-punk;30921507]Well have sex with the cactus whore.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6l6ZY.png[/IMG]
Fair enough. You proceed to have hot cactus sex.
As you do, Dr Pepper comes out of your dick because that's the only fluid currently in your body.
Also, look in the window!
Flash him the universal signal for "Wanna join in, bro?"
slit her neck and skull fuck her, but keep eye contact with the peeper
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;30930952]Ejaculate Dr. Pepper on that coin you got for killing the sun while making loud orgasm sounds in public.[/QUOTE]
this
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;30927535][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/6l6ZY.png[/IMG]
Fair enough. You proceed to have hot cactus sex.
As you do, Dr Pepper comes out of your dick because that's the only fluid currently in your body.
Also, look in the window![/QUOTE]
I have a boner now. :downs:
Invite the strange man to join you.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;30930952]Ejaculate Dr. Pepper on that coin you got for killing the sun while making loud orgasm sounds in public.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/yq0uj.png[/IMG]
The only sounds you manage to make are sounds of excruciating pain. Jizzing Dr Pepper hurts like hell!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/zPNvq.png[/IMG]
And it gets all over the coin. The guy looking in the window is appalled.
Also, the jizz hurts so much that it causes you to grow teeth!
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Iy2DV.png[/IMG]
Also, the cactus whore has suddenly disappeared. Her bra is still there though... And that means you can keep your gold coin!
[QUOTE=Nill22;30963530]Invite the strange man to join you.[/QUOTE]
[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GzhuN.png[/IMG]
Too late, he just teleported into your room... and the coin and bed ceased to exist in the process.
[sp]But what was on the bed didn't...[/sp]
What do you do?
Go on the internet to find more CP :V:
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