Cactus: The Interactive. - General

Blindfold the peeping cactus with the bra that's still left!

Hold the man down and scream at him. Demand to know where your family is.

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;30979747]Use your cactus powers to strike the bra with a lightning bolt, turning it into a Thunder Bra! The Thunder Bra has special abilities(which you can determine?)[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/HgtSy.png[/IMG] You've created the Thunder Bra! It doesn't have special abilities except for the fact that ITS MADE OF THUNDER! But, of course.... this takes away points. This update would have brought you up to 100, but it's REALLY FUCKING HARD to take a bra and make it into lightning! To craft this amazing weapon, it takes 50 Cactus Points. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9IUhv.png[/IMG] It rips a hole into some new dimension or something. Holy shit! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/54B7A.png[/IMG] This strange cactus or whatever he is starts to lift you into that dimension. A temple or something is visible in the distance. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iYwMa.png[/IMG] Well, the gap has closed and you are now in this realm with him. And, he says... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/U5PIA.png[/IMG] What do you do?

Cack on Kak Tos

Aww, if I wasn't late I would have told you to wear the bra...

Wear the thunder bra.

Have a flashback!

Give me a cameo.

Grow an Emo Faggot hairstyle.The enemies will think you'll finish yourself.So they won't battle you.

[QUOTE=jason3232;31007320]Wear the thunder bra.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/B8HIw.png[/IMG] You wear the thunder bra, which is mentioned to be badly drawn. Sorry for my inability to draw a bra. [QUOTE=TheCactusman;31017165]Give me a cameo.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/28lXd.png[/IMG] You are given your cameo, but he is stranded in the middle of the Land of Cactus, which is a frozen wasteland thanks to Cactus putting out the sun. To switch between characters, start your post with Cactus: or Cactusman:

Kaktos: Try to steal the thunder and get electrocuted and die in order to advance the plot and overcome a major obstacle for the Cactus.

Wait what?

lol

[QUOTE=He77Nova;31019801]Kaktos: Try to steal the thunder and get electrocuted and die in order to advance the plot and overcome a major obstacle for the Cactus.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Azidm.png[/IMG] You steal the thunder bra. However, it fails to electrocute you. You're Kaktos, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Besides, who ever said Kaktos was bad?

Cactusman: Check what you have that you can use.

CactusMan: Fly up and try to recreate the sun using some cactus energy

cactus: use 20 cactus points to reactivate the sun, but not as a normal star, as a giant black-light. then realize that kaktoss eyes are red because he is high out of his fucking mind, ask him if you two can get blazed together, both of you sit against the outer wall of the giant temple, under the awesome blacklight sun and pass a joint of some killer cactus-kush, using yourself as a giant spiky bong and the dr. pepper as the water. EDIT: then while stoned, ask Kaktos who he is and why he was following you, palaver, then decide to investigate the giant temple together.

yeah get blazed with kaktos or something

Call up an auctioning phoneline

Kaktos: Put the bra on and dominate Neptune with your thundertits.

[QUOTE=Murkat;31074185]Kaktos: Put the bra on and dominate Neptune with your thundertits.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Adz9c.png[/IMG] You are Kaktos. You are the Lord and Non-Creator, and Creator of Dr Pepper. You ALREADY rule Neptune as well as the rest of the universe with your thundertits not needing a thunder bra! You proceed to wear the tunder bra anyway, just because it's awesome. And that's all Kaktos is. Oh, by the way, you are NOT Kaktos. Only Kaktos himself is Kaktos. From now on, stop trying to be Kaktos. [QUOTE=solid_jake;31039702]CactusMan: Fly up and try to recreate the sun using some cactus energy[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aDtW5.png[/IMG] Cactusman, the faceless cactus, shits out an entire sun. This is gonna use up a LOT of energy when it's done as well as take a while. What do you do while Cactusman is shitting a sun? Also, sorry for the late response. I've been busy.

[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;31180255][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Adz9c.png[/IMG] Also, sorry for the late response. I've been busy.[/QUOTE] worth the wait

reefer to my earlier post, get stoned with Kaktos, using yourself as a giant bong. while blazed, ask him why he was following you and where you are.

Cactus: apologize to kaktos and attempt to befriend him. Hunt down cactusman and form SUPER MEGA CACTUS FORCE GO

[QUOTE=KingOfScience;31183036]Cactus: apologize to kaktos and attempt to befriend him. Hunt down cactusman and form SUPER MEGA CACTUS FORCE GO[/QUOTE] cactusman is busy shitting a sun, though...

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31183071]cactusman is busy shitting a sun, though...[/QUOTE] Well it'll obviously take a while to find cactusman so by the time they find him he should be done.

[QUOTE=KingOfScience;31183126]Well it'll obviously take a while to find cactusman so by the time they find him he should be done.[/QUOTE] you make a valid point, good sir....

[QUOTE=KingOfScience;31183126]Well it'll obviously take a while to find cactusman so by the time they find him he should be done.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.norcalblogs.com/watts/images/sun-prespective1.jpg[/img] Uhh... I'm pretty sure it's gonna take even longer than that. And you know where the Land of Cactus is. Anyway, I'll get back to this tomorrow.

Cactus: Use cactus powers to travel to a point in time where the sun has been completed. Then form SUPER MEGA CACTUS FORCE GO.

cactusman: Fly around in space to make the new sun look like a cactus. That'd teach those non-cacti who the boss is!