Cactus: The Interactive. - General

Or alternatively, form SMCFG and as your first order of business, aid Cactusman in making the new sun.

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31183071]cactusman is busy shitting a sun, though...[/QUOTE] ...Ok, this thread is getting awkward.

Be a cactus

[QUOTE=Plattack;31184331]cactusman: Fly around in space to make the new sun look like a cactus. That'd teach those non-cacti who the boss is![/QUOTE] I'll give it two more updates till Cactusman is done shitting a sun, first.

[QUOTE=FinalHunter;31220199]But that'll be like 3 weeks from now! [editline]19th July 2011[/editline] Augh I wish I could rate myself funny still.[/QUOTE] done for you

This is the best interactive since that interactive about a shit on an adventure. Tip of my hat to you, good sire. [img]http://sae.tweek.us/static/images/emoticons/emot-wotwot.gif[/img]

Cactusman,cut of your arm and use CP to heat the arm into a Cacti-Sword!(TM) then use the Cacti-Sword to cut yourself free from the ice.

Cactusman: Sing a good 'ol sailor song while shitting the sun. Theres nothing like a sailor song about rum to lighten up the mood and pass the time.

Cactus: Make a bed out of sand and have sex with it. [editline]21st July 2011[/editline] Oh, I went down to buy Dr Pepper because of this thread. not jizzing it, though.

Cactus: Get stoned with Kaktos

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31259942]Cactus: Get stoned with Kaktos[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/5TULR.png[/IMG] Kaktos wasn't stoned, his eyes are just red already to mark his superiority even though he doesn't have to do that because he's Kaktos. Now, his eyes and thundertits are going absolutely fucking crazy. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/iyLpl.png[/IMG] While you are totally stoned, you ask to befriend Kaktos. Kaktos accepts. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IGrYz.png[/IMG] You gain 20 Kaktos Points. The more Kaktos points you gain, the more benefits you can receive in game. You get 20 for joining sides with Kaktos, now try to earn some more. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FFOQB.png[/IMG] At 20 Kaktos points, you now have 200 Cactus points. Will you do something totally fucking epic now?

ask him if he wants to have sex (with women) that will get us moar kaktos points

Do nothing.

Cactus: Propose to a hooker cactus.

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;31250077]Cactusman: Sing a good 'ol sailor song while shitting the sun. Theres nothing like a sailor song about rum to lighten up the mood and pass the time.[/QUOTE] Still suggesting this.

Hit tilde “~” and type "npc_create npc_strider".

[QUOTE=mafiosocholo;31260817]ask him if he wants to have sex (with women) that will get us moar kaktos points[/QUOTE]' [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/kPSB5.png[/IMG] Kaktos decides what gives you more Kaktos points, not you. Anyway, let's check on Cactusman. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/FJGoV.png[/IMG] He appears to be just about complete shitting the sun. Let's zoom out. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AP2Iy.png[/IMG] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/UWGVT.png[/IMG] That oughtta show who the true master of the universe is! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/blvts.png[/IMG] But shit, it leaves Cactusman with one CP left. What do you do?

cactusman: use rest!

Why did you ignore me. My Suggestion was best suggestion. v:v:v

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;31294968]Why did you ignore me. My Suggestion was best suggestion. v:v:v[/QUOTE] Not really. Too late anyway. Cactusman already shat the sun (This must be extremely creepy to TheCactusman) and turned it into a cactus. [QUOTE=mafiosocholo;31294781]cactusman: use rest![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/ZUYLx.png[/IMG]

Get arrested for using too much "CP".

cactus: wake up cactusman

Jesus, I feel like I shat out a bric- [QUOTE]Cactusman already shat the sun[/QUOTE] ...THE PAIN

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/AqH16.png[/IMG] Cactusman woke up! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/SCKPs.png[/IMG] It seems that the move Rest has healed Cactusman's points up to 50. What do you do?

Return to kaktos and Cactus.

[QUOTE=Skater-punk;31328521]Return to kaktos and Cactus.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/pwPzo.png[/IMG] Who? You've never met with any of those individuals before.

Go to earth.

Fuck the sun.

cactusman: Grow a face and beard. then fly into the vortex where Kaktos' and the thunder bra's energy is going crazy. ask if they have any water, shitting a sun really dried you out.

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31349951]cactusman: Grow a face and beard. then fly into the vortex where Kaktos' and the thunder bra's energy is going crazy. ask if they have any water, shitting a sun really dried you out.[/QUOTE] Holy shit this. Well, beard and face part mostly.