Cactus: The Interactive. - General

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31349951]cactusman: Grow a face and beard. then fly into the vortex where Kaktos' and the thunder bra's energy is going crazy. ask if they have any water, shitting a sun really dried you out.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/e2scj.png[/IMG] You grow a face and beard. Fuck yes. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/8mu4p.png[/IMG] You understood vortex, thunder, and energy. You have no idea who Kaktos is or why a bra is involved, but it's obvious where you should be going. You take off. Who knows, there might be something better once you get there. Maybe even your favorite soda, Dr Pepper! (I don't care if it's not your favorite soda TheCactusman because NOW IT IS.) What do you (Cactus/Cactusman) do?

CactusPoints: Open a skill tree upgrade menu, and stick around in every update :P

[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;31356531](I don't care if it's not your favorite soda TheCactusman because NOW IT IS.)[/QUOTE] Pepsi god damnit.

[QUOTE=TheCactusman;31368424]Pepsi god damnit.[/QUOTE] RC Cola master race.

[QUOTE=TheCactusman;31368424]Pepsi god damnit.[/QUOTE] No it's not. Your favorite soda is Dr Pepper, damn you! Also I like the idea of a skill tree. I'll see what I can do with that.

Cactus: upon cactusman's arrival, walk up to him, compliment his manly beard and give him a good ol' crotch grab to say hello. then ask him why he looks just like you with a beard.

You guys are really bad at not breaking walls.

This is my fetish... Turn into a Cactus Dildo or Cactus Shaped Dildo.

Off Topic: This is why I vist MS Paint. On Topic: Cactusman: Learn who cactus and kaktos are. Then talk on a personal level with them. About their hopes and dreams.

Find a atomic bomb, manage to put a timer on it, set the timer on 1 second, wait 5 second, then fly away. But he'll survive it cause hes super cactus...

[QUOTE=kbrandt;31409078]Cactus: upon cactusman's arrival, walk up to him, compliment his manly beard and give him a good ol' crotch grab to say hello. then ask him why he looks just like you with a beard.[/QUOTE] As Cactusman: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/fDgkG.png[/IMG] You seem to be falling into the gravity of Neptune, but you're not screaming in fear because you're too busy having this awesome beard. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/9Ws5L.png[/IMG] You currently have the Beard Skill, which... just makes you a bit more awesome by having a beard. Apparently next on the tree is BEARD MUSCLES! [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/A3OqM.png[/IMG] So you enter through the portal, in this neon-colored world. You notice the letters in the sky saying "THE NEPTIDOTAE" and then bounce back up on some trampoline you luckily land on. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/XIR7i.png[/IMG] In this panel, your beard is invisible. :frown: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/IeddS.png[/IMG] You land at what looks just like your dear home land of Cactus. But it is not.. What's that over there? [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/GFfJi.png[/IMG] It's these two fellows, one of them with the raging stoner eyes and thunder tits. As Cactus: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/Yc21v.png[/IMG] You give this new guy a friendly ol' crotch gran as a greeting. This gains you: [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/56O6G.png[/IMG] The GAY SKILL! You can now shoot rainbows from your fists, as well as be gay. Seems that the next skill is the gay beam. Wonder what that does... So, since I don't want to draw the rest, here's a log of what Cactus and Cactusman discuss. [quote] Cactusman: Where the hell am I? Hey! Let go of my crotch man! Cactus: Oh, hey, man I'm Cactus. Welcome to Nepditodae layer... what comes before one? Cactusman: Zero? Cactus: Yeah, that. I am stoned as fuck. Cactusman: Who's that guy over there? Cactus: Oh, that's uh, Kaktos. He's our Lord 'n' stuff, and rules the universe with thunder tits, has infinite spines, uh... oh, what did he make... that's right, Dr Pepper. Cactus: So why do you have a beard man? Cactusman: I grew it with my face. I forgot to introduce myself, I'm Cactusman. I just shat the sun and shaped it like a cactus. FUCK YES. Cactus: Oh, that's funny... I kinda... dueled the sun, and put it out. Cactusman: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF [/quote]

Now! Investigate temple!

Build a giand ass shrine to kaktos. And then light yourself on fire. For Kaktos.

[QUOTE=Mekyro;31498029]Build a giand ass shrine to kaktos. And then light yourself on fire. For Kaktos.[/QUOTE] In case you haven't noticed, there already is one in the distance. What do you accomplish by building one where you are, the only people (or cacti) in existence being you, Cactusman, and Kaktos. Kaktos already has that huge temple where he sees over all planes of existence with his thunder tits. And what the hell do you think self-immolation would accomplish? Kaktos honestly thinks that's stupid. Sorry for no images, I'm on my laptop (Linux, so no Paint.)

Since there is a lack of people, cut off your own arm and plant it in the ground (as any cactus person, I don't think it matters which). Eventually, it shall give birth to cacti numbering in the millions!

[QUOTE=Nill22;31499317]Since there is a lack of people, cut off your own arm and plant it in the ground (as any cactus person, I don't think it matters which). Eventually, it shall give birth to cacti numbering in the millions![/QUOTE] millions of course, that will all be missing one arm.

Dude, I love you so much, you are my god. I wish I would have been as cool as you. But atleast I'm a bit awesome, since I currently have a beard just like Cactusman's. Marry me?

[QUOTE=Holy Altnir;31509268]Dude, I love you so much, you are my god. I wish I would have been as cool as you. But atleast I'm a bit awesome, since I currently have a beard just like Cactusman's. Marry me?[/QUOTE] Bu-bu-but I don't have a bea- oh, you mean that Cactusman...

Get really stoned with Cactus

[QUOTE=TheCactusman;31510602]Bu-bu-but I don't have a bea- oh, you mean that Cactusman...[/QUOTE] You are nowhere as cool as Interactive Cacutsman. You don't have a beard.

Learn to play The Trumpet Or lyre.

[QUOTE=Mekyro;31513917]Learn to play The Trumpet Or lyre.[/QUOTE] play my avatar! Cactus: Try to remember the problem/story

On the second day, Kaktos said "Let there be water"

[QUOTE=Nill22;31499317]Since there is a lack of people, cut off your own arm and plant it in the ground (as any cactus person, I don't think it matters which). Eventually, it shall give birth to cacti numbering in the millions![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0uYQ6.png[/IMG] You cut off your own arm. Well, it's more like breaking it off, but it hurts like fuck. Your beard compensates for the lost arm, because cacti take years to grow. Expect that little arm to become an army in a few thousand years. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sy6Ei.png[/IMG] This has gained you the Beard Muscle skill! Next on the tree are Beard Pistol, and Lightning Beard! You can now punch and kick ass with your beard. [QUOTE=Mekyro;31513917]Learn to play The Trumpet Or lyre.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/skjQh.png[/IMG] What? Why would there be any sort of instrument like that out here in the middle of nowhere? Maybe in the temple, but not out here... [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/sD0A6.png[/IMG] It's such a shame, too. Kaktos is the greatest clarinet player in the universe, you could have had a duet. Anyway, Kaktos's and your buzz seems to be wearing off. [QUOTE=Apollo2947;31453764]Now! Investigate temple![/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/aoCCD.png[/IMG] The three of you go into the temple. [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/hZKNe.png[/IMG] On the inside of the temple appear to be two massive Dr Pepper fountains on the side, and a long hallway. What do you do? Please tell me who's doing what command, it got confusing here.

>Cactus: Jump into fountain on the left. Search for valuable treasure/enjoy the refreshing goodness of the delicious soft drink.

Gobble down the soft drink.

cactus: combine yours and cactusman's CP to summon a creature cooler than the cool side of the pillow...the Shaqtus ([url]http://img842.imageshack.us/img842/6576/shaqtus.jpg[/url]) or if not the Shaqtus, then just summon any regular Blacktus (black cactus) You know, as a token... so people can't call you racist for only including white cacti in your comic.

What happened to this thread? It was damn awesome...

[QUOTE=D3sasterMaster;31956991]What happened to this thread? It was damn awesome...[/QUOTE] The OP has school. expect sparodic updates.

[QUOTE=Mekyro;31958656]The OP has school. expect sparodic updates.[/QUOTE] Oh, ok, sorry then, I can really understand that^^