wow
I guess he didn't get the whole "hi im elanor im bonded with all of society thanks to my bitch mom oh hey look i can control little sisters" or the "hurf dur big sisters don't like you taking away little sisters no matter if you kill them or not" thing
not that great of a review
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[QUOTE=Generic Monk;20535524]You remind me of 90% of the population of the Bioshock subforum. Illiterate and stupid.[/QUOTE]
ironic, considering you are a gold member
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;20537008]wow
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ironic, considering you are a gold member[/QUOTE]
How does being a gold member change anything?
[QUOTE=dgg;20535820]Uh no. He's a critic that has played a lot of games and looks at all aspects of a game, not just "It was cool, got to smash some heads and the graphics was pretty, fun to play too".
He also pretty much [B]always[/B] hits the nail on the head.[/QUOTE]
He only hits the nail on the head if you hate everything.
He's a [b]critic[/b]. He's only meant to rip out a game and point out everything wrong. If you actually agree with most of what he says, then I feel incredibly bad for you because you obviously don't enjoy a lot in life.
[QUOTE=why;20537372]How does being a gold member change anything?[/QUOTE]
90% of the gold member population is illiterate and stupid
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;20537663]90% of the gold member population is illiterate and stupid[/QUOTE]
That statistic is made up and stupid.
Guys guys, just simmer down, we're all good here, we all love each other right?
Peace on Earth guys. Peace. On. Earth.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSMeUPFjQHc[/media]
[QUOTE=Corporal Yippie;20537008]wow
I guess he didn't get the whole "hi im elanor im bonded with all of society thanks to my bitch mom oh hey look i can control little sisters" or the "hurf dur big sisters don't like you taking away little sisters no matter if you kill them or not" thing
not that great of a review[/QUOTE]
Yeah I thought that too. He mustn't of been much attention during his playthrough.
[QUOTE=Generic Monk;20535607]Shitty story.[/QUOTE]
The story wasn't bad it just wasn't as good as the first.
I liked the game and enjoyed his review at the same time.
Does this has game breaking spoilers in it?
I've been meaning to beat it, i'm more then halfway done, i want to watch this but i don't want to ruin it for myself D:
Shut up little sister I'm trying to eat this cake!
There needed to be a rant about the ending, heh.
Hah, that was great. Especially the parts about the big sister. :v:
For a person who seems to care about the narrative of the story, Yahtzee musn't of payed much attention to Bioshock 2, as it is explained why the prototype big daddies were canned and why the current ones were favoured
[sp]The prototypes could only be bonded to one little sister, whilst the newer ones could essentially whore themselves out and look after any of them[/sp]
vending machine lol
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;20545821][sp]The prototypes could only be bonded to one little sister, whilst the newer ones could essentially whore themselves out and look after any of them[/sp][/QUOTE]
[img]http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/halolz-dot-com-bioshock-pedobeardaddy.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;20545821]For a person who seems to care about the narrative of the story, Yahtzee musn't of payed much attention to Bioshock 2, as it is explained why the prototype big daddies were canned and why the current ones were favoured
[sp]The prototypes could only be bonded to one little sister, whilst the newer ones could essentially whore themselves out and look after any of them[/sp][/QUOTE]
That has to do with how fast they move how?
A vending machine :d
[QUOTE=sleepyperson;20547880]That has to do with how fast they move how?[/QUOTE]
God damn you're thick.
[QUOTE=beavis;20534888]He seems like a BIG ASS FAGGOT, and hates every game out there.[/QUOTE]
He couldn't come up with any criticism for Portal :eng101:
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[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20548548]God damn you're thick.[/QUOTE]
bahahahah tall words coming from you Sams
[QUOTE=Pinut;20534715]agree on all points cept you can skip gathering adam and just save them anyway.
Such a shitty game.[/QUOTE]
herp derp, even though Yahtzee is a reviewer who does things for entertainment purposes I'm going to assume that his opinion is actually valid when it comes to videogames even though he has stated several times that he does not usually talk about the good points in game
Also, it sounds like Yahtzee is one of those guys who rushed through the game without listening to any Audio tracks.
[QUOTE=Savaril;20548695]herp derp, even though Yahtzee is a reviewer who does things for entertainment purposes I'm going to assume that his opinion is actually valid when it comes to videogames even though he has stated several times that he does not usually talk about the good points in game[/QUOTE]
that's silly why would you do that
[QUOTE=sleepyperson;20547880]That has to do with how fast they move how?[/QUOTE]
[sp]The faster ones (the alphas) could only be bonded to one little sister, while the bulkier ones were able to roll with any one that came along.[/sp] Why they couldn't just make the newer ones faster, I don't know
He's right about Sofia Lamb. Even though I got the best ending and [sp]she lived[/sp], I felt slightly disappointed because I wanted to drive the drill through her arrogant, narcissistic skull.
[QUOTE=Hamsterjuice;20548709][sp]The faster ones (the alphas) could only be bonded to one little sister, while the bulkier ones were able to roll with any one that came along.[/sp] Why they couldn't just make the newer ones faster, I don't know[/QUOTE]
They're pretty fast anyway, why do people say they're so slow? Try out running a charging Bouncer and tell me how that goes.
I love Zero Punctuation. Once I watch one video I have to watch 20 :smile:
Awesome video, gotta love Zero Punctuation
[QUOTE=Sams Brume;20534936][IMG]http://img714.imageshack.us/img714/2117/jesusfunkinchrist.png[/IMG]
Much fucking better.
He's not a reviewer, he's a critic. You shouldn't want to watch Zero Punctuation if you like anything good because he's inevitably going to take a shit on it for the masses.[/QUOTE]
Except Portal. He fucking LOVES Portal. I wonder what his take on the updates are.
[QUOTE=Blargtastic;20549040]They're pretty fast anyway, why do people say they're so slow? Try out running a charging Bouncer and tell me how that goes.[/QUOTE]
Yeah once you start attacking them they're fast as hell. They have to walk slowly because they're following a fucking 5 year old around.
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