My new job ruining people's day - General

[QUOTE=Soap_N_Go;25188316]Sounds like a cool job.[/QUOTE] It's not, boring as hell actually

this is why i make my own burgers :P

I hurt people. [IMG]http://www.joystickdivision.com/meetthescoutsgrinuf8.jpg[/IMG]

When people at your job call me,I usually try to say ''Sure I like everything you have on that list, Im a very nice person. Good day.'' Then hang up with murderous intent.

[QUOTE=TurbisV2;25187233]My job is ruining my governments day I am unemployed[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Anastatius;25188004]I'm a lazy bastard that doesn't have a job.[/QUOTE]

I am people. [QUOTE=Psychokitten;25188946]I hurt people. [/QUOTE] [img]http://www.ubercharged.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/Sniper-What.jpg[/img]

i get some worn out pants,socks,shoes,and shirt,and beg for money. to make more of a profit,i sell monsters for a dollar more than they actually cost. to make more of a profit,i sell troll faces 5 bucks

More illustrations!

I work on a golf course. Balls anyone? :smug:

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25188246]I believe MORE ILLUSTRATIONS WERE CALLED FOR? Sometimes this happen: [/QUOTE] Holy fuck that was hilarious until I scrolled down to see a shitty tf2 post.

I steal golf balls for a living. You don't know what it's like making a salad with a titleist.

I sit around not answering calls from numbers I don't know.

I just end the call, don't your customers do so too

During the summer, I walk around a cherry orchard, pick up the cherries the mexicans pick (good ones or not) and say "No bueno" then throw the cherries on the ground.

I hang up on people like you.

[QUOTE=GodKing;25193448]I hang up on people like you.[/QUOTE] Quick everybody, rate him hearts :3:

They call my mobile sometimes, don't know how they got my number. But they called me and the first thing I say is how they got this number in a mafia-like accent and they hang up straight away.

My work entails writing aimbots and anticheats. I get paid with the enjoyment of seeing logs of people getting meatspin'd.

I steal food from work and generally act like a jackass to everyone.

My job isn't all fun and troll though Mostly not actually Here's what mostly happens: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic3-1.jpg[/img]

I work emptying containers from about 2000 fire extinguishers four to five times a month. I get paid with a broken back and something people seem to call money.

These illustrations are amazing.

[QUOTE=Still 09;25195946]I work emptying containers from about 2000 fire extinguishers four to five times a month. I get paid with a broken back and something people seem to call money.[/QUOTE] Get a apprenticeship.

I browse FP for a living.

Love the comic :v:

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25195942]My job isn't all fun and troll though Mostly not actually Here's what mostly happens: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic3-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Been there, done that. I can empathise with you entirely - it was one of the shitiest jobs I have ever done.

[QUOTE=RichardCQ;25189043]I am people. [/QUOTE] [Quote] [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=25188946#post25188946"]Psychokitten posted:[/URL] I hurt people.[/quote] I am hurt :frown:

Right, this is what happaned to me at work yesturday. I got to work as usual, did my usual stuff then a bit later got asked to go elsewhere as they were short staffed. Anyway shortly after I got there someone went pericardic then very quickly tachycardic. Then the crash trolley was pulled over, machines bleeping left right and centre, the patient was shocked a few times with no success, then they went hypoxic and then had some kind of respiratory arrest and was semi dead... 4 or 5 doctors a nurse and me. just eep! Strange thing was though the patient was still responsive to pain. Anyway after a bit of time a doctor managed to inject something that seemed to bring the patient out of the respiratory arrest (kinda there fault for refusing an oxygen mask) and then luckily the patients heart rate lowered of its own accord. Very lucky. But there was fitting and all sorts. I think someone else died while I was there too... Although that may have happened just before I got there. and after my shift was finished the nurse I was with said they was glad and thankful I was sent there. Which was nice to hear, and the patients that were with it were happy with the way I looked after them.

Those salesmen on the phone, I'm always very very friendly, and always "Uh, I'm not sure if I can afford that" followed by a long tl;dr from their side about why it's the cheapest and best avalible. At the end, I then go "I can't really purchase it right now, but if you call me again in a week I'll be happy to" and block their number. :smug:

[QUOTE=Archy;25187145]i work at subway and add my special sauce to the special sauce[/QUOTE] Hey, me too :buddy: