My new job ruining people's day - General

This is the course of action my dad always takes: "Good evening sir, am I calling at a bad time?" (the fuckers always call during dinner) "Yes, you are, I'm having dinner" "My apologies, but could you spare a few minutes to answer some questions about this product and this and this service? Or would you like to switch ISP or power supplier?" "No." *hangs up*

I'm a gunslinger. I sling guns for a living.

[QUOTE=Tools;25196844]Those salesmen on the phone, I'm always very very friendly, and always "Uh, I'm not sure if I can afford that" followed by a long tl;dr from their side about why it's the cheapest and best avalible. At the end, I then go "I can't really purchase it right now, but if you call me again in a week I'll be happy to" and block their number. :smug:[/QUOTE] You are a horrible creature Thanks for all the positive feedback on the comic! I didn't even think it was that funny! :buddy: If someone wants moar, just scream it out

I usually try to talk about random shit and freak out telemarketers, I'm a lonely person. :saddowns:

I do volunteer work at a charity shop, which basicly involves talking to old ladies and sorting clothes.

I'm a writer. It's all fun and awesome until I have to write an article and do research pertaining to something I could give two shits about to make bank. This is the scenario most of the time actually. But-- eh. I gotta put mah money in mah hand.

[QUOTE=Johnnsen;25197074]I sling guns for a living.[/QUOTE] Like this? [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic4.jpg[/img]

when telemarketers call they ask for the business/home owner, I say "hang on a sec", and leave the phone on the bench for half an hour. A couple of times I came back and they were actually still there. Then I hang up. Haha. I see it as humanitarian work, as I am saving some poor other person from being hassled for that 10-30 minutes.

[QUOTE=Archy;25187145]i work at subway and add my special sauce to the special sauce[/QUOTE] fuck, i used to work in a subway too don't you just hate the fact that you can't get that awful sour-like smell from your clothes after work?

It's that or having no job at all. I choose to have no job and mooch of my parents a little longer.

I am the owner of Stark Industries.

I sell pies and Bovril's to punters at the local football teams ground.

[QUOTE=Ori Child;25196796]Right, this is what happaned to me at work yesturday. I got to work as usual, did my usual stuff then a bit later got asked to go elsewhere as they were short staffed. Anyway shortly after I got there someone went pericardic then very quickly tachycardic. Then the crash trolley was pulled over, machines bleeping left right and centre, the patient was shocked a few times with no success, then they went hypoxic and then had some kind of respiratory arrest and was semi dead... 4 or 5 doctors a nurse and me. just eep! Strange thing was though the patient was still responsive to pain. Anyway after a bit of time a doctor managed to inject something that seemed to bring the patient out of the respiratory arrest (kinda there fault for refusing an oxygen mask) and then luckily the patients heart rate lowered of its own accord. Very lucky. But there was fitting and all sorts. I think someone else died while I was there too... Although that may have happened just before I got there. and after my shift was finished the nurse I was with said they was glad and thankful I was sent there. Which was nice to hear, and the patients that were with it were happy with the way I looked after them.[/QUOTE] This is the one time I feel like a dick for rating heart.

I work at a grocery store. And some people are just retarded and shit on you, so I can sort of relate.

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25195942]My job isn't all fun and troll though Mostly not actually Here's what mostly happens: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic3-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Hahahaha perfect use of the Okay guy.

[QUOTE=gerbile5;25197765]I work at a grocery store. And some people are just retarded and shit on you[/QUOTE] Yeah, I hate when that happens [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic5-1.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25198043]Yeah, I hate when that happens [img_thumb]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic5.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] Aisle :eng101:

I work in the deli of a supermarket and have to deal with picky customers who always want it dead on what they ask for first time every time, so I take my revenge by slowing down heaps and overusing my manners, just to psych them out.

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25197113]You are a horrible creature Thanks for all the positive feedback on the comic! I didn't even think it was that funny! :buddy: If someone wants moar, just scream it out[/QUOTE] More, 100 times more.

I work in an Agricultural store and I love it, everyday this happens: "Can I help at all?" "Uhh yeah, do you sell shotgun cartridges?" "What size? :smug:"

Whatever you do don't overdo it man [editline]03:11AM[/editline] It's what everyone does and then they get less funny rapidly [editline]03:11AM[/editline] The comics I mean

cheesman you just hate fun

[QUOTE=Bletotum;25199055]cheesman you just hate fun[/QUOTE] ok you just wait until he posts 1 every second post and then everyone will be crawling back

[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic7-1.jpg[/img]

"Oh hello sir, yes your jets ready to fly. Enjoy your flight. Oh hey you're back! Oh your flight controls don't work? Let's try.. .. No sir, If we try this it wi-.. Fine. You're on your own. *drops headset* " I've seen it happen to pilots who argue with the maintainers when they're trying to fix a problem with the engines running. (I'm an Air Force maintainer.) [editline]11:40AM[/editline] [QUOTE=xeo xeo;25199277] -picture- [/QUOTE] Yeah, that was the one that made them unfunny now.

I'm a professional conciencous objector I say it like that because it sounds cool [sp] I'm not really, I'd happily do it [/sp]

I sell dried up bits of grass I find in my lawnmower to kids and tell them it's the "dankest weed"

OP fuckin' wins, end of debate. In the meantime I wouldn't mind another comic... Reminds me of shinanigansen, that dude was a talented attention whore... :frown:

Well being the typical American I am, My job is shooting guns all day. Damn this American finger of mine.

[QUOTE=Sgt N3wb;25200680]Well being the typical American I am, My job is shooting guns all day. Damn this American finger of mine.[/QUOTE] American fingers huh? This one goes out for KayOkay: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic8.jpg[/img]