My new job ruining people's day - General

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25201102][img_thumb]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic8.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I love you.

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25201102]American fingers huh? Like this?: [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] [MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-B0WCBz2mg[/MEDIA]

[QUOTE=pedroion;25201482]Unlike you guys my job isn't funny, informative or colorful. I wash toilets. :frown:[/QUOTE] Wow, that sounds shit.

It may sound like im lieing but my bros wife is a fbi agent. Now that my bro is dead i help her with some cases like chasing people down the street leading them to the cops. Its fun until they point a gun at you.

I work on a ranch, fixing fences, castrating cattle, and other not so fun activities.

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25201102]American fingers huh? This one goes out for KayOkay: [img_thumb]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic8.jpg[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] You get a bj anytime. Keep up the good work, you be talented.

[QUOTE=pedroion;25201482]Unlike you guys my job isn't funny, informative or colorful. I wash toilets. :frown:[/QUOTE] [img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic9.jpg[/img] Looks informative cool and colorful to me We just have to work on the funny part

i have a great business plan cut grass for money, take all the grass clippings mash them up put them in paper bags and sell them as weed infinite money

[img]http://cubeupload.com/files/f5cbb1ptzap.png[/img] ptzap

These Troll Jobs are hilarious.

I have a boring job. Other then chasing people i search car inventorys. Since im 15 i get a decent ammount of bucks

Pardon my shitty drawing. This is what it's like to work at Quiznos. [IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/Tukimoshi/closingtime.jpg?t=1286051180[/IMG]

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25204164]... ptzap[/QUOTE] Holy shit, he's welding a metal to itself.

[QUOTE=Kamrua;25205095]Holy shit, he's welding a metal to itself.[/QUOTE] It's either a) a flat weld b) a MS paint drawing

Troll jobs are funny reminded me of this site: [url]http://notalwaysright.com/[/url] you can go there for comic inspiration all you comic guys

[QUOTE=bravehat;25198370]More, 22222222222222100 times more.[/QUOTE] fixed up for ya!

I used to work in a shoe shop. I didn't try to intentionally piss people off, but if someone were being impatient and just generally acting like a dick because of that, then i would purposely take my time finding the shoes in the stock room or just go get myself a drink from the staff room and have quick sit down.

Me and a friend buy and sell clearance stock for a profit.

Theoretical Physicist. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/smug.gif[/img]

I mow lawns. After we just finished everything and are about to leave the customer comes out and asks us to do something else.

[QUOTE=Ori Child;25196796]Right, this is what happaned to me at work yesturday. I got to work as usual, did my usual stuff then a bit later got asked to go elsewhere as they were short staffed. Anyway shortly after I got there someone went pericardic then very quickly tachycardic. Then the crash trolley was pulled over, machines bleeping left right and centre, the patient was shocked a few times with no success, then they went hypoxic and then had some kind of respiratory arrest and was semi dead... 4 or 5 doctors a nurse and me. just eep! Strange thing was though the patient was still responsive to pain. Anyway after a bit of time a doctor managed to inject something that seemed to bring the patient out of the respiratory arrest (kinda there fault for refusing an oxygen mask) and then luckily the patients heart rate lowered of its own accord. Very lucky. But there was fitting and all sorts. I think someone else died while I was there too... Although that may have happened just before I got there. and after my shift was finished the nurse I was with said they was glad and thankful I was sent there. Which was nice to hear, and the patients that were with it were happy with the way I looked after them.[/QUOTE] wut

I work in a cubicle and I can put any poster I want on the wall. That sounds pathetic. My job is terrible.

[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;25204520]Pardon my shitty drawing. This is what it's like to work at Quiznos. [IMG]http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a274/Tukimoshi/closingtime.jpg?t=1286051180[/IMG][/QUOTE] Oh god.... Please don't remind me of when I worked in that restaurant. PLEASE DONT! I remember this one time I was done cleaning EVERYTHING, shit was spotless, and a few guys came in and said "We'd like Two large french fries and 3 16 inch pizzas." It was like 2 minutes to closing time...

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I work with perverted justice D:

[QUOTE=benjgvps;25187686]Somewhat interesting, not much of a conversation starter though. "Oh hey, I haven't seen you since high school! What have you been up to?" "Well you see, I create computer models of paper cups" ":confused:"[/QUOTE] They think I'm too dumb to make the actual cups.(Apparently it is hard) They make the machines that make all of the cups. I just make parts of the machines. :(

my job is trolling people on the internet if you rate me dumb it only proves I'm doing my job well

I'm a pro troll. ^^ Ninja Dam I'm pissed at your right you are a troll fuck you.

[QUOTE=Afgman;25212697]I work with perverted justice D:[/QUOTE] You serious?

I'm an existentialist detective. EP for short. I help people find the answers to the mysteries of their lives based on their pasts, surroundings, fears, aspirations, etc. Usually they end up killing themselves once I'm finished with them.