[QUOTE=Craptasket;25187937]im a computer[/QUOTE]
And i'm a mac.
[QUOTE=green bandit;25212900]You serious?[/QUOTE]
no
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I make games like that for ppl like this:
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[QUOTE=ruffles;25212883]I'm a pro troll. ^^ Ninja Dam I'm pissed at your right you are a troll fuck you.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://i485.photobucket.com/albums/rr212/Takorax/trollface.jpg[/img]
My dad is very rude with people like you then. :buddy:
But there was an awesome day when these guys called, and asked him why is he not interested, to which my dad replied yelling "Because your service is terrible, lame and I don't want it"
He did hang the phone.
5 seconds later, they call again, and my dad ignored their next 10 calls, they keep calling, until my dad said "What do you want?!" I don't know what the guy said, that frustated my dad. To which my dad replied: "Chinga tu madre puto"
That's the average "Fuck you" but for use in Mexico.
[QUOTE=Twitch;25187340]i sell ground up oak leaves covered in sugar to elementary school kids and tell them its "the dankest weeds"[/QUOTE]
Selling fake drugs to kids in Middle School is a great way to make a profit. I would get some alfalfa and tell these kids who think they're cool that it's the dankest shit ever.
Until one of them went to the hospital after I sold them baking soda as coke, then I stopped.
OP is the kind of person I just hang up on
Or say they've just called a crime scene (yeah yeah stole it from the guy on youtube) but I've still scared the shit out of some people
[QUOTE=InsanePyro;25214938]OP is the kind of person I just hang up on
Or say they've just called a crime scene (yeah yeah stole it from the guy on youtube) but I've still scared the shit out of some people[/QUOTE]
I just speak in any language other than English, and they never call back. :v:
[QUOTE=jeimizu;25215014]I just speak in any language other than English, and they never call back. :v:[/QUOTE]
My dad does made up Chinese sounding stuff
Shame he doesn't bother imitating the accent so it sounds dumb
[QUOTE=Hboybowen;25213251]I make games like that for ppl like this:
[IMG]http://www.bravenewgamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/pcgamer.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh Christ, I know a guy who looks almost EXACTLY like that guy, only he has slightly shorter, blond hair.
I hate ignorance when people come in to stores at closing time to order shit, it's fucking annoying.
I never go anywhere near closing now
[QUOTE=GodKing;25215122]Oh Christ, I know a guy who looks almost EXACTLY like that guy, only he has slightly shorter, blond hair.[/QUOTE]
is it you?
we need moar mspaint pics!
My job doesn't ruin peoples lives, people are however ruing my life at my job...
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How people can keep on doing this is beyond me :saddowns:
[QUOTE=Git;25221634]My job doesn't ruin peoples lives, people are however ruing my life at my job...
[IMG]http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/Tom_Rook/trollshop.jpg[/IMG]
How people can keep on doing this is beyond me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
no point crying over spilt milk :smug:
I'm schooling now but i used to work at a fast food restaurant in Illinois, my days usually went something like this:
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:coolfish:: Making fries, making fries, making fries, making fries, making soda, making milkshake, making fries
:frogdowns:: Andrew as your manager I've just decided to come over to your station and bitch at you for making fries improperly to give the illusion that I'm actually doing something, fuck yourself by the way.
:coolfish:: Making soggy fries, Making soggy fries, Making watered down soda, making milkshake with not fully dissolved malt powder, making burned fries
:wal:: Hi, can i speak to some one about your service here?
:razz:: Problem customer?
:wal:: Yes, my fries are soggy, my soda tastes like shit and my milkshake has bits of chunk in it
:razz:: Let me just refer you to my [b]manager[/b].
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:frogsiren: :frogsiren: :frogsiren: :frogsiren: :frogsiren:
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And before you get into the logic of this, this is how is started. I enjoyed every god damn minute of it.
Later on of course he bitched at me for fucked up fries, but it starts like this every god damn day. I start off good thinking, "This will be the day the manager shuts his motherfucking useless mouth".
That day never came.
I quit.
I was working 12 hour shifts.
[QUOTE=Git;25221634]My job doesn't ruin peoples lives, people are however ruing my life at my job...
[img_thumb]http://i196.photobucket.com/albums/aa200/Tom_Rook/trollshop.jpg[/img_thumb]
How people can keep on doing this is beyond me :saddowns:[/QUOTE]
I worked in a supermarket once a long time ago, but we could stock the dairy from the back. Every now and then someone would rummage around to try to get the back cartons and fucking shove everything through the back of the shelf and bust them on the floor of the dairy cooler.
So idiots - stop digging around or BE CAREFUL if you really have to, there likely isn't a wall there
I used to have the exact same job for two fucking years of my life. Now I work at a restaurant where I don't interact whatsoever with other human beings besides the same 10 people in the kitchen.
phone-seller calls
hi this is x and i'd like to ask you:
- no
*hang up*
I work at a small pharmacy. Time slows down and yet somehow my body clock seems to speed up :iiam: The highlight of my day is when I get to use the green highlighter on a broken bulk prescription. I suppose one of the good things about working at a pharmacy is that I am starting to grow quite an impressive immune system.
my job is sitting around all day and occasionally going to class. also, light drinking and cooking pasta whenever I'm hungry.
I'm pretty lucky with my job, I basically build computers/servers for various companies, and I'm only 14. The pay is also pretty good, I'm starting early to save for college.
Oh god thanks for providing me my nightly burst of laugh.
I drive Big Rigs... Lorry's I think they're called for you brits.
I work for fujitsu on a call centre helpdesk dealing with problems for post offices in uk, probably one of the shittiest jobs you can get but dead easy, ok-ish money and you get some really angry people call up it's fucking funny when you tell them "no I cannot do this" and "no" it's halarious. Mainly Indian people call up and you can't understand what their saying so just transfer them through to some other help desk.
Ok so I've been lazy today, but HERE'S ANOTHER ILLUSTRATION
Since i'm not a salesman, i'm not dependent on selling products. I just sit there, chilling, doodling or reading some shit. when people intentionally use a long time answering, i don't give a shit, it's actually better if they do, because that's LESS work for me:
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when i worked at a clothing store and someone wanted a size that wasn't up front i would just walk into the back, count to 10, then walk back up and tell them we don't have it.
I want this job.
[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;25235885]I want this job.[/QUOTE]
Trust me, you don't
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