My new job ruining people's day

[gerbile5]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25198043]Yeah, I hate when that happens

[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic5-1.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]

Exactly!!!

[FreezingStorm]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25236054]Trust me, you don't[/QUOTE]

The illustrations make it inviting.

[ardosos]

Unemployed.

[xeo xeo]

[QUOTE=FreezingStorm;25236202]The illustrations make it inviting.[/QUOTE]

Slapping a trollface on it would make anything funny.

example:

[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic11.jpg[/img]

Well maybe not the best example :effort:

[Upgrade123]

I have no job, as I'm black.

[highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

[Zoo]

I have to break the news to people that their "broken" computer is going to cost One Hundred Thousand fucking dollars to fix while still trying to keep a positive outlook on the situation.

[Raneman]

When you're called by people like the OP, simply pretend you're a cat.

[xeo xeo]

^ I hate when people do that, dogs are better

[seanlaff]

I've never actually burst out with uncontrollable laughter from seeing something on the internet until I saw that grocery store illustrations :buddy:

[fish puncher]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25237014]^ I hate when people do that, dogs are better[/QUOTE]

I'll keep that in mind. "Hello, would you take 5 minutes out of your day to take a survey?" "BARK, BARK BARK BARK!"

[GodKing]

[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25194989]Quick everybody, rate him hearts :3:[/QUOTE]

WTF did I get 88 Hearts for?

[img]http://www.dailynintendo.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/zelda-heart-container.jpg[/img]

[Dustinm16]

I hold A sign and Wave and Smile at every Car for 8.5 hours a day on Sun,Tue,Thr,Sat on highway 2...

Oh god what have I done!?

Nothing...

[Decaf Cobra]

I make food that people order on the touch screen displays. I always try to make the food the best I can because I know that if I was ordering the food like I do frequently I would want it just like it was made for me.

[Goofa]

[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;25238289]I make food that people order on the touch screen displays. I always try to make the food the best I can because I know that if I was ordering the food like I do frequently I would want it just like it was made for me.[/QUOTE]

I like customers more when I don't have to listen to them say stupid things.

Wish we had touch screens.

[Decaf Cobra]

It really helps not having to talk to them. I've had positions where you had to deal with customers that just plain were angry customers. There is no changing that. But gladly now I don't have to deal with them directly.

[benos]

My job is do nothing. And have no purpose.

[luck_or_loss]

How often do they try to prank you?

[PredatorKing]

Yesterday a saleswoman called me and I responded by going on about how she had to find her spirit animal (who was a Ferrari named Steve).

Then she called back a couple of minutes later and it was actually a relative wishing me a happy birthday :downsrim:

[Nerdrage]

I used to work at Target's Toy section:

[IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5506/dfgfdq.png[/IMG]

:smith:

thank god i got moved to registers, i usually deal with normal, respectable people.

:unsmith:

[luck_or_loss]

[QUOTE=Nerdrage;25242460]I used to work at Target's Toy section:

[IMG_thumb]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5506/dfgfdq.png[/IMG_thumb]

:smith:

thank god i got moved to registers, i usually deal with normal, respectable people.

:unsmith:[/QUOTE]

I've never seen this before where kids just throw all the games onto the floor. It's more of a problem when one kids stays on one of the consoles that play demos for hours and doesn't even think about giving it up.

[Scar]

Not realy a job, but I am a trainee in a military base. Since noone knows what the fuck I should do, I am free to do what I want (if I don't touch anything).
Most of the time I stalk random persons or make super strong coffee wich causes people to get sick.

Edit: Shitty illustation:

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/trollcoffee.png[/img]

[teeheeV2]

Hey OP, I'm the guy who says heeeeeelllllllllllooooooooooo in an Indian accent and asks you to repeat the question then says heeeeeeelllllllllllllooooooo again. My dad fought me, he got someguy fired.

[CounterTunes]

[IMG]http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1143/noped.jpg[/IMG]
Pictures related because every video game store does this and I manage to find the game 5 minutes after.

[Maw'D]

My Job is to do nothing except envy my friends job.
All he does is
A) Fucking talk to the Boss (His Dad)
B) Watch Anime (Hes a Wapanse)
C) Print something while complaining that he isn't Watching full metal alchemist.

He Really works for only 3 hours a day, and Get's about 300 $ A month-But he's only like 13 becoming 14 soon.

[ProfessorAssHat]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25188946]I hurt people.

[IMG]http://www.joystickdivision.com/meetthescoutsgrinuf8.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

I can't believe over 70 people didn't get this. The headset, and the Scout saying: "I hurt People". Seriously easy to get.

[xeo xeo]

[QUOTE=ProffesorAssHat;25243718]I can't believe over 70 people didn't get this. The headset, and the Scout saying: "I hurt People". Seriously easy to get.[/QUOTE]

No people got it, but it still wasn't funny

[xeo xeo]

Yay! new illustration time!

This one actually happened to me the first day:

[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic12.jpg[/img]

[Aw_Hell]

ahahaha was he okay?

[Gran PC]

Your illustrations are awesome.

[xeo xeo]

[QUOTE=Aw_Hell;25246225]ahahaha was he okay?[/QUOTE]

I honestly have no idea, i just said "goodbye" and hung up :ohdear: