Forums need a Twat rating, so we can call people names without it being flaming, some people posting in here are just plain arses.
I fix computers in a secondary school, Kids don't look after a damn thing, I've seen MacBook Pros with smashed in DVD Drives. Not to mention 50% of teachers are useless and don't know how to use a projector, regardless of the fact they have been taught a thousand times. Pays well though.
[QUOTE=Dr McNinja;25238486]It really helps not having to talk to them. I've had positions where you had to deal with customers that just plain were angry customers. There is no changing that. But gladly now I don't have to deal with them directly.[/QUOTE]
whenever i've had to deal with angry customers i've just told them if they have a problem with me they can file a complaint with the manager. then asked them to leave.
being a lifeguard is fun.
This is awesome
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I work at subway. When people ask for extra of something, i just put one more.
Customer: Can I have pickles?
Me: *puts on pickles*
Customer: Could you put on a whole lot extra?
Me: *puts one more pickle slice on sub*
I am a grocery store cashier.
If you piss me off I grab your produce really hard to bruse it :smug:
I work at McDonalds. I have a bad cold and was working there yesterday. Pretty sure I got mucus all over the food I cooked.
FUCK. I ate Mcdonalds yesterday...
Today I had a migraine and the flu.
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=technologic;25255069]FUCK. I ate Mcdonalds yesterday...
Today I had a migraine and the flu.
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Your avatar is you and him.
I work at Gamestop, sitting behind the counter for hours when only one person comes in and basically stand around talking with the other employees or resisting the urge to punch the screen for the PS3 video display. The damn thing is louder than a 747 taking off.
I also teach middle school kids computer on Tuesday and Thursday. Its creepy because this like, thirteen year old girl in the class very definitely has a thing for me. I got sick one day and couldn't come in and the creepy girl fucking sent me a text message. I don't even know how the hell she got my phone number. Oh, and two of the kids can barely read and type at about ten words a minute. No shit. This is why I despise public education.
anyone here work at gamestop?
would you DARE touch the game stands?
i dont anymore after i saw some three year old kid licking the wii remote. for a pro-longed period of time.
i was so disturbed that day.
[QUOTE=Zeddy;25255474]I work at Gamestop, sitting behind the counter for hours when only one person comes in and basically stand around talking with the other employees or resisting the urge to punch the screen for the PS3 video display. The damn thing is louder than a 747 taking off.
I also teach middle school kids computer on Tuesday and Thursday. Its creepy because this like, thirteen year old girl in the class very definitely has a thing for me. I got sick one day and couldn't come in and the creepy girl fucking sent me a text message. I don't even know how the hell she got my phone number. Oh, and two of the kids can barely read and type at about ten words a minute. No shit. This is why I despise public education.[/QUOTE]
Thank God I was homeschooled. I started learning computers at 3. :smug:
OP should be gold member/respected
OP is god.
[QUOTE=legolover122;25256194]anyone here work at gamestop?
would you DARE touch the game stands?
i dont anymore after i saw some three year old kid licking the wii remote. for a pro-longed period of time.
i was so disturbed that day.[/QUOTE]
Haven't seen that, but some five year old pissed himself and fucked up the bottom of a stand for Bioshock 2.
[QUOTE=Nerdrage;25242460]I used to work at Target's Toy section:
[IMG]http://img819.imageshack.us/img819/5506/dfgfdq.png[/IMG]
:smith:
thank god i got moved to registers, i usually deal with normal, respectable people.
:unsmith:[/QUOTE]
You gotta love the people who fuck up your zone.
[QUOTE=Zoo;25236686]I have to break the news to people that their "broken" computer is going to cost One Hundred Thousand fucking dollars to fix while still trying to keep a positive outlook on the situation.[/QUOTE]
I know a guy who works for a Future Shop. Old lady can't install web-cam, requires in-house installation.
Plugs it in, drivers for old webcams work fine. $120 to plug in a USB.
Fuck, I need to quit my job. I'm good with computers yet I'm making sandwiches for $8 an hour, when I could work for a computer shop building computers for like $25/hour.
[QUOTE=BurningPride;25256682]OP should be gold member/respected
OP is god.[/QUOTE]
Wow
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A bit much don't you think
[QUOTE=BurningPride;25256682]OP should be gold member/respected
OP is god.[/QUOTE]
In 400 posts he'll get gold anyways.
[QUOTE=Valdor;25262034]In 400 posts he'll get gold anyways.[/QUOTE]
Fuck I was about to say the same thing.
[QUOTE=Nuky;25187924]I just started working at EA testing mobile games[/QUOTE]
That actually sounds shitty. Sitting around all day playing the worst videogames ever made on a shitty 5 year old nokia that smells kinda funny. And when you try to play the game you can't see shit because of the super small screen. And when you press one button you press all the buttons around it at the same time.
If I had this job I would get a nervous breakdown because of the shittyness of mobile games ( not counting the actual good games on the iOS store , android market and the other good games. )
[QUOTE=Mega1mpact;25262205]That actually sounds shitty. Sitting around all day playing the worst videogames ever made on a shitty 5 year old nokia that smells kinda funny. And when you try to play the game you can't see shit because of the super small screen. And when you press one button you press all the buttons around it at the same time.
If I had this job I would get a nervous breakdown because of the shittyness of mobile games ( not counting the actual good games on the iOS store , android market and the other good games. )[/QUOTE]
There's worse. There was a Video Game Tester who was testing a Baseball Team Manager game. His job was to test the game and make sure all the math was correct, for 18 MONTHS.
[QUOTE=Tukimoshi;25262294]There's worse. There was a Video Game Tester who was testing a Baseball Team Manager game. His job was to test the game and make sure all the math was correct, for 18 MONTHS.[/QUOTE]
If it's that bad for a Baseball management game, I wonder how bad it would be for Football Manager.
I feel with you OP. I was a phone salesman 3 years ago. It's a horrible job that can really dig into your mental health and completely destroy it. But it also has it's golden moments.
Currently I'm working part time at a store, a hypermarket more precesily and I work in the sports section. Shit's kinda fun, but goddamn annoying too. We have a ton of shoes hanging and a ton of shoes in boxes. And people throw that shit all around, and we're relatively often left with shoes that have only the left or right shoe left with the other shoe being gone forever in some mysterious way, doesn't make sense to only steal one shoe. We have of course lots of clothes too and lots of fishing equipment and whatnot. people have no common sense or respect when they are in a store and just place everything where it isn't supposed to be. Also tend to find dairy products, vegetables and whatnot placed around in our section because people just drop off shit wherever they feel like if they find out they don't want it anymore because it's too much of a hassle to go up and place it where they found it.
Shit gets really frustrating at times because the complete lack of respect and common sense. It's especially bad when you've just cleaned a place and come back to the place 1 hour after and it's all messy again. Even worse is when you are right at the end of cleaning it and WHILST YOU ARE CLEANING these BASTARDS come around and throw everything around, don't put shit back where they found it and whatnot. WHILST I'M FUCKING THERE, CLEANING AND SORTING SHIT UP!
It also sucks that we get no information about any product whatsoever and it's all self-training, and when you get 5-20 new products a week and maybe just work one day that week then it's impossible to know anything about it all, or rather it's too much of a bother and a waste of efforts to try and learn it. So I often just have to learn from the customers that know what they are talking about and otherwise look around for pamphlets/notes, imprinted technologies (f.ex gore-tex), numbers and whatnot that can indicate something on the clothes/shoes/other products about what they actually are and what they do and what they are made for. Waterproof? Windproof? Good for carps? Good for beginners? Offrod? Hybrid? Jogging? Running? Tennis? Fotball? Does x support y and does y fit into x's z? etc etc. There
I cant make a comic of it, but i work for my dads construction business, and often find my self alone walking around houses with Milf's at like 8am.
8am, that morning boner time.
fuckin milfs.
they wear fucking spandexy pants and its so fucking hot. my god this is the best job ever.
Some of them have hot ass 18 year old daughters.
i hope i get laid and can make a comic of it.
HHHNNG gotta clean my room and go to work soon, so no new comic for at least 7 hours, bear with me guys!
I envy you
I wish trolling people was my job too
[QUOTE=xeo xeo;25245976]Yay! new illustration time!
This one actually happened to me the first day:
[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/trollcomic12.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I was laughing at this one for 7 minutes.
[QUOTE=dgg;25265070]I feel with you OP. I was a phone salesman 3 years ago. It's a horrible job that can really dig into your mental health and completely destroy it. But it also has it's golden moments.
Currently I'm working part time at a store, a hypermarket more precesily and I work in the sports section. Shit's kinda fun, but goddamn annoying too. We have a ton of shoes hanging and a ton of shoes in boxes. And people throw that shit all around, and we're relatively often left with shoes that have only the left or right shoe left with the other shoe being gone forever in some mysterious way, doesn't make sense to only steal one shoe.[/QUOTE]
This will be my [B]final[/B] comic. I'm gonna let the thread die after this. Thanks to all people reading!
[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/Trollcomic13a.jpg[/img]
[B]TO BE CONTINUED [/B]
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[B]RIGHT NOW[/B]
[img]http://i844.photobucket.com/albums/ab1/Biscuitman/Trollcomic13b.jpg[/img]
...And there you have it
That's all folks!
Why?
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