Michael Bay set to ruin Teenage Mutant(now they're aliens) Ninja Turtles. - General

As much as I'm a huge TMNT fan, I have to say as long as it is handled well it shouldn't be too bad. My main concern is the design of the turtles.

[QUOTE=Rong;35229174][url]http://www.shootfortheedit.com/forum/showthread.php?10389-Ninja-turtles[/url][/QUOTE] Michael Bay............. attempting to add more depth to the TMNT world? Hah. Hahaha.

What does making them aliens accomplish other than pissing off twenty-something year olds? Did he say "You know, I don't think the kids today will believe that a bunch of turtles became mutated and learned ninjutsu. If we made them aliens it'd make the whole thing much more realistic!"

oh boy, can't wait for some more shia lebouf and forced teenage romance.

Wait, everybody hold the fucking phone! If you read the article, Bay is only producing this piece of shit. The cunt asshole director is the guy directing Wrath of the Titans, who is also responsible for Battle:LA.

Part of me is very interested to see a modern "live action" take on Krang...the rest of me is dreading that it'll wind up like that live action "Galactus" fiasco...

[QUOTE=Michael Bay]Fans need to take a breath, and chill.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://i.imgur.com/4bVWc.jpg[/IMG] [QUOTE=Michael Bay]“These turtles [in the reboot] are from an alien race, and they’re going to be tough, edgy, funny, and completely lovable.”[/QUOTE] Oh, you mean like the twins from Transformers 2? Okay, Mike. Sure, whatever.

Is Michael Bay intent on ruining our childhoods?

I just had an idea... if they do this, I will be 100% cool with the turtles being aliens... now, the turtles are apparently aliens. as in, from a planet other than Earth. now, say that planet picks up transmissions from Earth, such as television broadcasts. because the planet is obviously incredibly far away from Earth, it's safe to assume that it would take those transmissions YEARS to reach the turtle planet. [sp]The turtles have picked up delayed transmissions from 80's Earth television, hence why, when they arrive on Earth, they spout catchphrases like "cowabunga" and "radical".[/sp] I would be 100% okay with the alien idea if they took advantage of this. But I know they won't.

Then when they arrive on earth this song will play, [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4H0JDomv8ac[/media] then the aliens will transform into big robots that look like turtles with them weird eye masks.

I will pirate this movie. It does not deserve my money. Also how the fuck did aliens learn ninjitsu if it originated on earth. Or did a bunch of baby aliens pilot a space ship to earth and then the only technology the could do good with was martial arts?

The aliens shit will just be the "Indiana Jones had aliens, lololol nuke the fridge" nitpicking that only masks the real problem of the movie. No matter what the plot, with or without them being aliens, Michael Bay will RUIN IT with his shitty filming, childish humor, and horrible characters.

Michael Bay was going to ruin TMNT anyway, aliens or not.

^Except he has no involvement outside of being a producer. He's not involved with the writing, casting or directing.

Oh man I bet there will be a whole cast of human characters who are the real focus of the film while the turtles do stuff as subplots

Incoming Teal & Orange overload. Fuck you Michael Bay.

to be perfectly honest... I kinda like the first Transformers (didn't see the others)... FOR WHAT IT IS: a stupid action flick. same with most Michael Bay films. With this... well, only time will tell...

[QUOTE=Pops;35264328]^Except he has no involvement outside of being a producer. He's not involved with the writing, casting or directing.[/QUOTE] Producers have more input then you think, since they are funding the movies.

I won't be convinced Bay has no say in it until I see this movie and it has no dog humping jokes and the camera manages to stay in 1 place for more than 5 seconds.

[QUOTE=Hakita;35205393]So now they're Teenage Ninja Aliens? [B]Probably not going to stay as teenagers for long anymore either.[/B][/QUOTE] Well congrats, you were right about that. The movie's working title is being listed as just NINJA TURTLES [url]http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88371[/url]

[QUOTE=postal;35289821]Well congrats, you were right about that. The movie's working title is being listed as just NINJA TURTLES [url]http://www.comingsoon.net/news/movienews.php?id=88371[/url][/QUOTE] They're probably not gonna be turtles anymore so it'll just be Ninjas. And then they won't be ninjas anymore so the movie will be about nothing.

Or they'll just compress it to Ninjurtles to save poster space so the poster can have more room for explosions on it, who cares about the name anyways.

[QUOTE=The_Marine;35205291] Fuck the world God is dead [/QUOTE] What god?

[QUOTE=The Janitor;35256743]Also how the fuck did aliens learn ninjitsu if it originated on earth. Or did a bunch of baby aliens pilot a space ship to earth and then the only technology the could do good with was martial arts?[/QUOTE] Well of course you see ninjitsu is originally an alien fighting technique: they taught the ancient japs ninjitsu when they visited Earth 2490292929 years ago and they also built the pyramids

What would make a much better movie would be a film about Casey Jones like that one short film. God that was awesome.

Rawr? [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/4reaD.jpg[/thumb]

[QUOTE=Rong;35298769]Rawr? [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/4reaD.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Nuke it from orbit. [editline]26th March 2012[/editline] It's the only way to be sure

just found this [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBFJIiLfyks&feature=related[/media]

[QUOTE=Rong;35298769]Rawr? [thumb]http://i.imgur.com/4reaD.jpg[/thumb][/QUOTE] Hahahaha.

[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;35210434][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0F0GAnrv_M[/media] Has anyone else remember this?[/QUOTE] I had that shit on Gameboy Advance.