CryptoKids - America's Future l33t H4X0R Furries - General

I'm still browsing this site in anticipation of the CryptoKid's Communist, inferior in every way but always scheming, counterparts.

The phrase "carpe diem" has been ruined for me.

They look like 90s snack food mascots.

[img]http://www.filedump.net/dumped/america1312795120.png[/img] god BLESS america

A government trying to make an otherwise terribly dry and boring work and subject appeal to kids? Better show our corrupted premade opinions and expectations through making fun of it for using cartoon animals. Because we are cool like that. No fun allowed. Not for you sick fucks.

No... just, no... [QUOTE=VistaPOWA;31591888]Where's the eye bleach when I need it?![/QUOTE] [url=http://eyebleach.com/]Right here[/url]

[QUOTE=Killuah;31600190]No fun allowed. Not for you sick fucks.[/QUOTE] I think we're having more fun than you, at the very least.

[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;31591888]Where's the eye bleach when I need it?![/QUOTE] Big tank of it at [url]http://eyebleach.com/[/url] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] These "code breakers" need to throw their breaker and use html5

[img]http://filesmelt.com/dl/ohgodwhy1.png[/img] Why did I do this

[QUOTE=Shibbey;31600888]I think we're having more fun than you, at the very least.[/QUOTE] You are missunderstanding the difference between amusement and fun.

[QUOTE=MasterG;31601609]I can't believe this even exists.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=43805&dateline=1310835205&ext.gif[/img] I can't believe this even exists.

[QUOTE=Sgt-NiallR;31590807]Herpity derp, ponies = furries.[/QUOTE] Yes, that is what he said. I'm glad you understand and are in agreement.

[QUOTE=MasterG;31601757]I don't understand what makes the NSA think that kids are going to enjoy codebreaking. The kinds of kids who might tend to not have developed their mathematical skills enough to be of any use.[/QUOTE] I don't know a kid that doesn't enjoy codebreaking :) Also this isn't too awfull. I mean it looks like they got a cheap artist to do the thing, but it could have been far far worse.

[QUOTE=wraithcat;31601845]I don't know a kid that doesn't enjoy codebreaking :) Also this isn't too awfull. I mean it looks like they got a cheap artist to do the thing, but it could have been far far worse.[/QUOTE] remember this is part of america's secret service website

[IMG]http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/6135/sgtsamenola.png[/IMG]

You guys failed to mention that the eagle is called "[B]CSS[/B] Sam" [IMG]http://img832.imageshack.us/img832/1755/csssam.png[/IMG] this is some hardcore shit [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] .-- - ..-. ..-. .- --. ... .-.. . .-. -. - --- .--. .-.. . -.-- -. --- --- -... ...

I hate ghost pages. [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] problem solved [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] thank me

[QUOTE=New Cidem;31586924]Oh god I hope they make shitty comics like that one website from Arizona[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=tepholman;31587642]even the eagle gets in trouble[/QUOTE] [img]http://i.imgur.com/gjbUa.png[/img]

[img]http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg221/mooman1080/eaglesoldier.png[/img] I tried.

Oh god this is going to become the next Law for Kids thread

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/2fWXK.jpg[/IMG] [editline]8th August 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Imanoob;31602816]Oh god this is going to become the next Law for Kids thread[/QUOTE] Sergeant Sam is becoming a meme in his own right. Speaking of which, according to his bio, Sergeant Sam is hispanic.

[QUOTE=LCBADs;31602925]Sergeant Sam is becoming a meme in his own right. Speaking of which, according to his bio, Sergeant Sam is hispanic.[/QUOTE] He's a [B]bird[/B] he cannot have a skin tone as he is covered in feathers.

[QUOTE=MasterG;31603225]He can have a skintone UNDER the feathers though.[/QUOTE] Somebody doesn't know their Avian biology. Tsk tsk.

[IMG]http://filesmelt.com/dl/korea3.png[/IMG] [B]Sometimes "unconventional" methods are required to capture intelligence vital to the survival of our american way of life as Sgt. Sam demonstrates.[/B]

Sgt. Sam for Mod 2011

It's CSS sam damnit

is this the new law4kids

Birds with teeth look terrifying.

Rule 34 on sergeant sam and adolf hitler, adolf hitler gets american penis in his steamy ass.

[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;31603947]Rule 34 on sergeant sam and adolf hitler, adolf hitler gets american penis in his steamy ass.[/QUOTE] [img]http://diglloyd.com/articles/Travel/images-eagles/DSC_4366-EaglesDontHaveTeeth.jpg[/img]