• mymasturbation.com - Making you feel better about yourself.
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[quote]I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis initiates an ejaculation.[/quote] WHAT THE FUCK AM I READING :suicide:
Oh my god these people are...oh my... They might as well be saying "Hey i fucked my best friend bill in the ass, and sucked 100 cocks but i'm not gay"
[QUOTE=PoorFellow;18010877][url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=759157[/url][/QUOTE] :smug:
My god, where's my :bees: emote when i finally need it??
[QUOTE=TJCTakSUn;18010919]:smug:[/QUOTE] :smug::hf::smug:
I'm not gay i just like other peoples cocks and swallowing cum im not gay though
No homo!
"wanna masturbate together? no homo"
[QUOTE=Scope0;18011123]"wanna masturbate together? no homo"[/QUOTE] Whats your avatar from? Ive seen it somewhere.
I don't need a site to make me feel better about something all natural. :smug:
Thank you OP, these do make me feel so much better. I may have done some weird things in my life, but I don't think I'll ever even hold a candle to these people.
[QUOTE=OutOfExile;18011175]Thank you OP, these do make me feel so much better. I may have done some weird things in my life, but I don't think I'll ever even hold a candle to these people.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=151812&dateline=1255759493[/img]:hf:[img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=232757&dateline=1256496447[/img]
[QUOTE=lum1naire;18010299]I feel bad for getting an erection from reading that[/QUOTE] Why would you feel bad? It was a long, very erotic story that pretty much equates to gay trashy romance stuff. Even if you're not gay, it is completely normal to recognize things as hot and sexy simply from the erotic imagery from the speaker's mind.
:wtf::wtf::wtf:
My balls hurt.
[QUOTE=Adbor;18011656]:wtf::wtf::wtf:[/QUOTE] I just noticed that WTF and not FTW Huh. :wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf::wtf:
[QUOTE]I learned this in Boy Scouts: Get horny then get some lube. I use Vaseline. Put your hands on your dick, then rub them together with your dick in between them. The orgasm is intense.[/QUOTE] What, Boy Scouts, why i didn't subscribe :v:
[QUOTE=ProgramFiles;18011874]What, Boy Scouts, why i didn't subscribe :v:[/QUOTE] Thats what you get :v: :j:
In the future, when i'm getting wanked off by a GIRL, i'm gonna be fucking reminded of this thread. Thanks Swimbound.
[QUOTE=avwos;18011925]In the future, when i'm getting wanked off by a GIRL, i'm gonna be fucking reminded of this thread. Thanks Swimbound.[/QUOTE] Thats what im here for :cool:
Fuck it. I'm going for a wank.
[QUOTE=avwos;18011946]Fuck it. I'm going for a wank.[/QUOTE] Remember to use the nail! [editline]66:66[/editline] And the bengay!
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18012020]Remember to use the nail! [editline]66:66[/editline] And the bengay![/QUOTE] Sorry. I forgot :S Still, BEST WANK EVER :smug:
[QUOTE=avwos;18012351]Sorry. I forgot :S Still, BEST WANK EVER :smug:[/QUOTE] You did the hair thing, didnt you?
Excuse me as I move to the UK.
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[QUOTE=djzwicblaze;18012734]Excuse me as I move to the UK.[/QUOTE] Then we can wank together :v:
[quote]Take one of your favorite stuffed animals and cut a hole in it about the size of your rod and go to town on it. Best part is it's quiet and [B]there's no clean up[/B].[/quote] Oh my god! [B]OH MY GOD![/B]
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"This works the best when nobody is home. Set up a camera in the bathroom, or wherever you get horny. Record yourself masturbating, and when you play it back, you have yourself your own porno. This works better if you dress up in female clothes and strip down. If you don't record your face, it almost looks like a woman." what the fuck
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