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[quote]My next fantasy involves my wife feeding me my cum through this device or better yet letting me cum in her mouth and holding my cum until she kisses me and forces my load down my throat.[/quote]
oh god what
[quote]Now this might be kind of hard but it works. Grease your hair (really). Works best with long hair -- and yes, the hair on your head. Then bend down REALLY FAR. Stick your cock in your hair put on some rock music and head bang. This is the most maximum pleasure ever![/quote]
*looks at long hair*
*looks at gentlemens area*
No.
These ideas are so gay.
Oh it's this thread.
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Sometimes I really hope that most of those are made up.
[QUOTE=Swimbound;18009523]
My friend and I were horny one night on vacation, and we decided that it would be fun to just masturbate together, but we discovered that having someone else jack you off feels soooo much better, and it doesn't make you gay, because you don't have to look at the person. Just watch porn and let them jack you off to climax. It's awesome, and we're still good friends, but we just happen to help each other out now and then, haha[/QUOTE] that is so fucking gay
I use a big loudspeaker. I put my penis on the loudspeaker cone, play heavy music, and crank the bass and volume. It gives me a great orgasm.
I am seriously gonna try this, it actually sounds like it would work.
These losers make me feel so much better about myself.
"I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation."
:ohdear:
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;24897037]"I take a small nail and insert it into my penis through my pee hole and gently push it in until I can feel it deep inside me. The deeper it goes, the closer I get to an orgasm, until the sensation of the nail inside my penis eventually initiates an ejaculation."
:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
That's nothing, I've heard of people shoving drills down their dick and turning it on.
I just died alittle inside
alot
[QUOTE=Bengley;18010128]:ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Hot
I might try the one to lube my own penis with my cum, but I don't know.
[QUOTE=XxLiquidxX;24897743]I might try the one to lube my own penis with my cum, but I don't know.[/QUOTE]
it's good.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24897944]Sticky factor?[/QUOTE]
depends.
last time i did it it was ever so slightly sticky because i drank alot. ;c
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24897068]That's nothing, I've heard of people shoving drills down their dick and turning it on.[/QUOTE]
nononoNONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
:suicide:
dude what the fuck
once i fapped for an hour to some good porn
then i PURPOSELY came into my mouth.
shit was funny.
[QUOTE=poopsicle;24897068]That's nothing, I've heard of people shoving drills down their dick and turning it on.[/QUOTE]
Ouchie.
this is beyond scary
And now I don't feel quite so weird :unsmith:
once me and my friend had a jerking competition
i came first and it landed on his arm
so he licked it off.
it helps that we're both bisexuals. or it would be odd.
God damnit, for this reason I hate curiosity.
i've had sex with another man. i jerked off into his anus
[quote]I'm not gay, but once at a scout camp me and my friend were jerking off and I really loved it. We got in the sleeping bags so only our dicks were out and we swapped: I jerked him and he jerked me. We're not gay but will help each other out all the time. We once ate each other's come. It tasted great![/quote]
I'm not gay.
I've heard about people fucking jamjars with condoms stretched over, and worse stuff you dont wanna know about...
I love how the story is always "I took eleven cocks up my ass and ate a liter of cum but I'm not gay because it was Thursday"
About that Reverse grip, i tested it for long time ago. It feels better, just you can't do it long enough.
i took eleven jizz filled jamjars up the ass and had 20 cocks in my mouth
but im gay so what does it matter.
[QUOTE=FrEeKy ThInG;24904635]i took eleven jizz filled jamjars up the ass and had 20 cocks in my mouth
but im gay so what does it matter.[/QUOTE] Fitting as hell avatar.
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