Embarrassing Situations thread V.2: I shoved a pencil into my anus - General

Another story is the first time I got my ex girlfriend completely naked. She started blowing me and I ended up getting a bloody nose (I get them a LOT) and had to stop so I ran off to the bathroom. As I got back she was still horny so we kept going and then I let out a huge ass fucking fart. We were laughing too hard to even continue with the sexy times.

I wear my school clothing for two days. Back in highschool it was one day I was extra tired, I put on my old clothes and my underwear was missing so I just put on a new pair and my mom drove me to school and everything. As soon as I walked into class some of my friends were chuckling and some gave me a stare. I didn't see anything wrong but as I looked down to my shoe,my giant XXL pair of underwear was hanging out through the leg opening of the near the shoe and dragging across the ground. I also had diarrhea one time and I shat in my pants while browsing a Walgreens.

I was taking a bushido class, and before we went through the exercises we would stretch out and warm up. I was wearing cargo pants. Tight cargo pants. And we were doing squats... as I did my first squat I hear an unnerving sound. I looked in the mirror I was standing in front of, and saw the destruction of the crotch of my pants... it was a vast fissure. I was wearing clean underwear, thank the maker. Like a champ, I thought, "Fuck it." and continued to do squats. Then my instructor walked up to me, and said, "Maybe you shouldn't do this one.." I nodded and stood there, solitary, as everyone else continued to do squats. I felt like a giant douche. I never wore cargo pants to class again. ..or ever again for that matter.

I had a night terror which triggers me to do shit that I don't remember and sometimes becomes violent I started having one and I took all my clothes off and ran around my street naked and my sister had to chase me and bring me back to the house and had no idea until my sister told me in the morning. Yeah, night terrors aren't fun.

so we have posts from june 2013 and june 2014 on the same page how fitting

Kids just aren't getting embarrassed like they used to!

I miss the time when everyone was a weak pussy. That's when I still fit in. Why does everyone have to be the perfect badass nowadays? I don't know.

I have (or had seeing as I've recently graduated) a classmate who pissed herself 2 years ago. There's also this kid in my class who I've got tons of stories of, but I don't know if you guys would like them

[QUOTE=Kirbyfactor;45283346]I have (or had seeing as I've recently graduated) a classmate who pissed herself 2 years ago. There's also this kid in my class who I've got tons of stories of, but I don't know if you guys would like them[/QUOTE] We'll be the judges of that. Let 'em fly.

A couple of years ago my mother's family was having this big get-together, and one night we all went down to this bar/restaurant place. We rented out this whole section of the place and everything. So we all sit down, order our drinks/food etc. and everything seems to be going okay when I'm suddenly overcome with this feeling like I'm about to have the worst diarrhea I've had in my life. I know that the restaurant only has 1 bathroom (for both genders) and if I was to let loose in the bathroom I'd be in there a while, so I decide to go explore the restaurant (they had arcade machines and all this other stuff). The feeling doesn't go away though. It intensifies ten-fold. It gets to the point where it feels like my rear end is burning before I finally give up and head to the bathroom. As I sit there and wait for the ass shrapnel to completely come out, I look around the bathroom. It's a pretty big room and people have written all kinds of things on the wall. After about five minutes, I start to hear mumbling outside the bathroom door. I try and listen to what they're saying, but it's too faint to hear. Suddenly I hear "IS THERE SOMEONE IN HERE?" right outside the door in a voice that sounds exactly like my aunt's. I'm terrified that if I say something, my aunt will recognize me, so I quiet. My aunt starts talking with someone else near the door and I can hear them saying things like "is that person okay" and "they won't answer me". Eventually I hear her say that she's going to go and find the manager so that they can unlock the door and make sure I'm okay. Finally, my bowels completely empty themselves and I finish up as fast as I possibly can, freaking out about the manager possibly coming in and the possibility of having to face a long line of angry people who've been waiting to use the bathroom. I decide to just make a break for it when I open the door and pray that there's nobody else I recognize. As I rush down the hallway, the only people I see are a couple talking with each other, and I briefly mumble "sorry about that" before speedwalking back to our tables.

Reading the thread today, about halfway through realized I had followed it until it died in June 2013 noticed I was rerating posts with the exact same rating. Kept reading, saw post I made in May 2013 and cringed. Edit: Fuck worst pageking. Maybe in 2015 I'll reread, post terribly again in this thread.

At least you know your views haven't changed a bit!

I got still some crates and boxes left in my room from moving in. My mother went through all the stuff yesterday when I went out. Anyway our stuff is mixed together in those boxes. When I came back I noticed that some of the stuff was moved including a pink small box that I have. That particular box is filled with lube, massaging oil, condoms, lingerie and some fucking dice which depict sex positions on each side and another one with various rooms written on it. The box was move and opened and my mother saw all that. Fucking awkward.

[QUOTE=junker154;45617390]I got still some crates and boxes left in my room from moving in. My mother went through all the stuff yesterday when I went out. Anyway our stuff is mixed together in those boxes. When I came back I noticed that some of the stuff was moved including a pink small box that I have. That particular box is filled with lube, massaging oil, condoms, lingerie and some fucking dice which depict sex positions on each side and another one with various rooms written on it. The box was move and opened and my mother saw all that. Fucking awkward.[/QUOTE] How old are you

[QUOTE=junker154;45617390]I got still some crates and boxes left in my room from moving in. My mother went through all the stuff yesterday when I went out. Anyway our stuff is mixed together in those boxes. When I came back I noticed that some of the stuff was moved including a pink small box that I have. That particular box is filled with lube, massaging oil, condoms, lingerie and some fucking dice which depict sex positions on each side and another one with various rooms written on it. The box was move and opened and my mother saw all that. Fucking awkward.[/QUOTE] Why was your mum snooping through your stuff? I can understand having to open boxes to get to her own things (since you shared moving boxes), but why would she open up your pink small box? Also, moving out and not putting all your shit in separate boxes from everyone else's stuff is retarded.

[QUOTE=loopoo;45618013]Why was your mum snooping through your stuff? I can understand having to open boxes to get to her own things (since you shared moving boxes), but why would she open up your pink small box? Also, moving out and not putting all your shit in separate boxes from everyone else's stuff is retarded.[/QUOTE] I was quite upset that she did that as well, she never does such things so I was really angry about it. Anyway what's done is done, it's just a tad awkward. I don't even know why she looked through my stuff because our things are still separated enough. Man, I need to get a flat of my own again. Living back together with your mother is kind of annoying. [editline]7th August 2014[/editline] [QUOTE=Elfy;45617944]How old are you[/QUOTE] 14

I know how you feel!

[QUOTE=junker154;45618090]I was quite upset that she did that as well, she never does such things so I was really angry about it. Anyway what's done is done, it's just a tad awkward. I don't even know why she looked through my stuff because our things are still separated enough. [B]Man, I need to get a flat of my own again[/B]. Living back together with your mother is kind of annoying. [editline]7th August 2014[/editline] 14[/QUOTE] ???