My new girlfriend has a tracking device in her phone - The fuck do I do about it?

[Warnipple]

Well you track her. Take advantage of that shit nigga. Next thing you know shes going to your best bro's house every weekend and you knowing about it instead of being ignorant for 2 years.

[Thelurker1234]

[QUOTE=Alpha 1-1;42716099]

[editline]31st October 2013[/editline]

It's not only "In emergencies" it's all the damn time.
[/QUOTE]

Yeah because her parents totally have the tracking website/app open all the time and constantly look at it.

You pretty much should just speak to her parents about it, or have her attempt to get them to let up the restrictions, if you try to get rid of it and fuck up/they notice they're going to become soo much worse.

[Bat-shit]

[QUOTE=gudman;42722933]Fuck in a library? [/QUOTE]

That would certainly be a reason to track your underage daughter.

[DigitalySane]

Tell her to leave it at home and buy her a new phone?

[Samg381]

You could build a baby faraday cage!
[IMG]http://paranoidnews.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Faraday-Cage.jpg[/IMG]

[prop_physic]

start an uprising.

[editline]2nd November 2013[/editline]

on the second though, dont listen to me.

[GeeOhDee]

Get rid of the phone. Just do without it. Contact each other through other methods. No phone, no tracking device.

I have no ideas other than that. Best of luck to both of you.

Actually, no other ideas than that and just talking it out with her and some sane person as a mediator.

[Leader of Me]

My ex girlfriends parents were really strict with her, the only thing you can really do is try and talk to her parents and discuss it with them.

[Murk]

Leave her phone in your house when you go somewhere and set up call forwarding

[Flak]

[QUOTE=Murkrow;42742429]Leave her phone in your house when you go somewhere and set up call forwarding[/QUOTE]
Easiest, best solution in this whole thread.

[Chubbs]

[QUOTE=FlakAttack;42743254]Easiest, best solution in this whole thread.[/QUOTE]

Best solution is the titanium backup method but whatever.

[Variant]

[QUOTE=Variant;42704445]1. break phone in front of her parents.
2. earn their respect by showing them that you have balls.
3. permission to bang their daughter: granted.
4. do her now

you're welcome.[/QUOTE]

*ahem*

i dont even kno y i waste my breathe on u nerds

[Darthalor]

[QUOTE=Atlascore;42695988]You're both kids, her parents are just trying to protect her, is it really that big of a deal that they know where she is at all times?[/QUOTE]

Here in earth we call it stalking -_-

[LVL FACTORY]

Put it on a plane to Kyrgyzstan

bet they wouldn't be able to even find the country on the map :v:

[editline]5th November 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=LVL FACTORY;42769042]Put it on a plane to Kyrgyzstan

bet they wouldn't be able to even find the country on the map, causing brain to rip in half and scream without end :v:[/QUOTE]

[Gryovex]

Theres app out there that have been banned from the Google Play Store that can be installed on a phone and track everything you do, incoming messages, outgoing messages, and all the above information that you've listed. Have you looked in your apps to see if theirs something you haven't installed? If a app like that has been installed, it might not even show in the app drawer. Just go into your applications under the settings menu and look through all your apps there. If it exists, you'll find the same thing on both you and your girlfriends phone.

It could just be that her moms a super spy. Who knows.

[nikomo]

You know, if the phone hasn't been rooted or otherwise fucked with, the tracking app is at most using the system administration privileges, and is not a system app.

Could be as easy as finding it in the apps list and uninstalling it.
Or you could just disable it for a bit, and later enable it again.

[Darkride196]

my parents once tried this on me. I just basically told them nope, they tried forcing it on me and i just basically modified the GPS to track their own phones. Then i caused an alarm to go off at my moms work with the ghost app. best part, i had complete control over their phones. they took it off a week later.

[UncouthJungle]

I got an idea, turn off GPS or any other location setting and if they ask, tell them it's your privacy and they can go f*ck themselves.

[bounty]

It doesn't help if you fuck her at her own house :D I used to hangout with my ex-girl friend everyday after school and when her mom would go out side to smoke we would have the fastest quickly possible. never got caught.

[Virtanen]

if you have a regular income, you could buy her another phone?

[Ovcharka]

[QUOTE=Darthalor;42766402]Here in earth we call it stalking -_-[/QUOTE]

In Earth? I didn't know 'mole people' was a demographic on Facepunch.

[ペゴボド]

find a random address and mail it to them with a note saying to mail to to someone else, they are tracking the postal service now.

[Pilotguy]

How to put a permanent end to the phone tracking in four easy steps:

1.) Google the location of the nearest geostationary satellite.
2.) Note down its co-ordinates (in three dimensions) and stand roughly underneath it.
3.) Call the North Korean/Chinese/Russian embassy and claim you are defecting. Tell them that the satellite you are standing under is a covert spy satellite gathering intel about whatever country you called.
4.) The ensuing orbital nuclear strike will send an EMP burst down to earth, disabling the phone and making sure the parents can't contact you or your girlfriend.

Congratulations! You have now successfully [del]triggered full-scale thermonuclear war[/del] earned your freedom and privacy. Enjoy life! [del]And do it fast.[/del]

[fork in brain]

[QUOTE=Alpha 1-1;42694606]So, my new girlfriend told me she has a tracking device in her phone. Her biological mom has demonstrated that it works, and apparently my girlfriend's Mom, step-mom and father all have access to it. I'm pretty sure it's a third party application installed on her Galaxy S3, not the Verizon family plan, because her mom sees it on her computer and isn't on the same phone plan as my girlfriend. She can't see it in the apps list, so it's apparently hidden. Her mom is a fucking nutter, she also tracks her boyfriend AND has access to the records of all of his calls. This is so close to big brother it's not even funny. She can't visit me on the weekdays because we live too far away, and I can't drive there then. Visiting on the weekends is hard because she either has to be at my house with people constantly bugging and/or monitoring us, and it's even WORSE at hers. This combined with all of this NSA horse shit that's been going down is making me feel more and more like Big Brother's already here.

Even if you don't have any ideas of what to do about it, I thought you guys would find this interesting/I wanted to rant about it. This is just so fucking despicable it's not even funny. So, ideas? Comments?[/QUOTE]
the solution is obvious if she is really being tracked then lose the cellphone goddamn bovine dependent animal and buy a track phone if necessary.

i swear riots would break out if everyone's sewer suddenly stopped working

[esunzaud7]

Call the relationship off. They sound like they are freaking crazy!

[NothingAteMyCat]

[QUOTE=esunzaud7;42819244]Call the relationship off. They sound like they are freaking crazy![/QUOTE]

If you had overly protective parents with no understanding of privacy, would it be your fault and would you deserve to live in celibacy because of that?

[Navarchus]

I don't think that's legal, should count as child abuse.
Makes you wonder what a shitty person she was as a teenager to think that her daughter would be exactly as shitty.

[tervijawn]

Really, anyone knocking the tracking device has either never had a phone stolen or doesn't know what it's like to be responsible for another individual.

Think of it this way - you spend $300 or whatever on your shitty teenager's phone and know that other shitty teenagers exist in the world who will try to steal it. How do you protect your investment?

Alternatively, Ariel Castro? If the kid goes missing, the phone can be traced, to somewhere, possibly preventing another case of 'chick is kidnapped and missing for 18 years.'

Leave it to a teenager to think the world's out to get them :(

[Alpha 1-1]

[QUOTE=tervijawn;42925613]Really, anyone knocking the tracking device has either never had a phone stolen or doesn't know what it's like to be responsible for another individual.

Think of it this way - you spend $300 or whatever on your shitty teenager's phone and know that other shitty teenagers exist in the world who will try to steal it. How do you protect your investment?

Alternatively, Ariel Castro? If the kid goes missing, the phone can be traced, to somewhere, possibly preventing another case of 'chick is kidnapped and missing for 18 years.'

Leave it to a teenager to think the world's out to get them :([/QUOTE]

Her mom calls her and asks her where she is, and then verifies it on the tracker to make sure she's not lying. So, no.

[meanwhile]

And I thought my parents were overprotective, not trusting me with knives, petrol and fire.