• GTA 5 dick suckin [no spoilers]
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[QUOTE=Pat4ever;42296366]I've already played this game but that's a definite spoiler for someone who hasn't gotten that far in the game. You should be linking to it, not embedding it.[/QUOTE] no, it'd be a spoiler if it showed him [sp]Killing Johnny and then the rest of the lost MC[/sp] [QUOTE=Pat4ever;42296854]The mere presence of the character is a spoiler.[/QUOTE] [sp]or is it a spoiler if he was showed being boot stomped[/sp]
[QUOTE=Pat4ever;42296854]The mere presence of the character is a spoiler.[/QUOTE] No it's not, hush.
Might as well say Packie Mcreary and Karen/Michelle appear in the game.
[QUOTE=Mr. Rolenys;42296970]Might as well say Packie Mcreary and Karen/Michelle appear in the game.[/QUOTE] As well as the United Liberty Contact and Rocco Pelosi. You can also observe Brucie as a spokesperson for testosterone supplements.
[QUOTE=gungar;42296098][video=youtube;TsE-GGzHaoU]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TsE-GGzHaoU[/video][/QUOTE] [sp]Still can't get over that Johnny dies like a bitch.[/sp]
[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;42297075][sp]Still can't get over that Johnny dies like a bitch.[/sp][/QUOTE] Now [B]THAT[/B] is definitely a spoiler. [editline]24th September 2013[/editline] for future reference, i put spoiler tags on the quote before he bothered to
[QUOTE=Binladen34;42292701]I'm not going to watch a 20 minute video by someone who irritates me when they talk. But I do agree, why aren't there any female protagonists in the game? It would be really interesting to play as a girl. Plus the dialogue options they could go with would be incredible.[/QUOTE] There is no female protagonists because to put one in a game like this would cause chaos among the psychopath feminists. Only the ones with no sense of humor of course, but sadly that is a very large percentage. Rockstar would never hear the end of it and would get shit PR like they did for that coffee shop thing. People trying to ban gaming would have a field day just because of the sole fact that feminists would join them in the fight. It's too much of a head ache. Female gamers wouldn't care, they'd probably actually be really happy about it, but you know what they say about the bad apple.
[QUOTE=Devil Traitor;42292137][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOI-RovBwNI[/media][/QUOTE] I love how the mission fails right as he says "He's black!" like you're not supposed to reveal your race.
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[QUOTE=.FLAP.JACK.DAN.;42297075][sp]Still can't get over that Johnny dies like a bitch.[/sp][/QUOTE] *sigh* I really wish I had the money for GTAV so I didn't have to suffer all the fucking spoilers.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhdgpAEYtJI[/media] We are scooter brothers! Scooter~ brothers!
[video=youtube;d8Y7MKFMkmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Y7MKFMkmI[/video]
I keep rewatching the video thinking this time it won't be as funny.... ...Just to laugh just as hard at the end as I did the first time. Same with the others too, the WHAT and Trevor's arm throw always get me the most.
It didn't work when I tried it :(
[QUOTE=IceWarrior98;42297929]There is no female protagonists because to put one in a game like this would cause chaos among the psychopath feminists. Only the ones with no sense of humor of course, but sadly that is a very large percentage. Rockstar would never hear the end of it and would get shit PR like they did for that coffee shop thing. People trying to ban gaming would have a field day just because of the sole fact that feminists would join them in the fight. It's too much of a head ache. Female gamers wouldn't care, they'd probably actually be really happy about it, but you know what they say about the bad apple.[/QUOTE] Well there's 4 character's on the selection thing. When online happens that 4th slot will be for your created character, Rockstar said it's almost like a 4th main character. You could make a female one I guess
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;42299517]*sigh* I really wish I had the money for GTAV so I didn't have to suffer all the fucking spoilers.[/QUOTE] Are people seriously clicking spoiler tags then complaining about spoilers?
[QUOTE=mysteryman;42304703]Are people seriously clicking spoiler tags then complaining about spoilers?[/QUOTE] They weren't tagged originally
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;42299760][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KhdgpAEYtJI[/media] We are scooter brothers! Scooter~ brothers![/QUOTE] I got that one recently, only he got as far as "we are scoo..." before the other scooter got wiped out by a lorry. The next time i switched he was drunk with his shirt off. The time after that he was chasing strippers out of a strip club in his underwear. I think Trevor is the best character in anything, ever.
Every time I switch to Michael he's cussing the fuck out of a security guard, policemen, lifeguard, etc. who told him to stop smoking in a public place.
[QUOTE=McNab;42300404][video=youtube;d8Y7MKFMkmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Y7MKFMkmI[/video][/QUOTE] Holy fucking shit that is some deep technology.
[QUOTE=booster;42292170]My god that face zoom gets me everytime. [I]HEH?[/I][/QUOTE] Reminds me of this. [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GEBR8baVhxE[/media]
[QUOTE=McNab;42300404][video=youtube;d8Y7MKFMkmI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8Y7MKFMkmI[/video][/QUOTE] It's that attention to detail that's elevating GTAV from being simply "very good" to "Absolutely amazing."
[QUOTE=JeanLuc761;42308960]It's that attention to detail that's elevating GTAV from being simply "very good" to "Absolutely amazing."[/QUOTE] I just made both Franklin and Micheal meet at Mich's house without calling, just swapping he said "whoa cool bumping into you" that's cool [editline]26th September 2013[/editline] I just wasted frank ahahaha
Wonder what happens if you manage to somehow get all 3 to meet at the same time
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;42311762]Wonder what happens if you manage to somehow get all 3 to meet at the same time[/QUOTE] probably not much, but once it's on PC I'll buy it again and try it maybe get a mod where I can properly control them all at once and have them follow, + 1 so there's four
I keep coming back and watching this. Is there a video of the whole scene? The curiosity of the context is killing me. I don't have the game. :(
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpuEmLvJA7s[/media] them sandals
GTA V Goldmine thread When i get bored, you can wank me off. no, im just kidding. you can suck me off. -Trevor
[QUOTE=SlickBlade;42311762]Wonder what happens if you manage to somehow get all 3 to meet at the same time[/QUOTE] You can call the other 2 and tell them to hang out (make sure you call 1 and tell him to hang out and then immediately call the other one to hang out because if you pick one up and try to call the other one it won't work). They just discuss the latest stuff they went through.
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