[QUOTE=luverofJ!93;28878082]The government has absolutely no reason to bother experimenting on you.
Get help you obviously have a mental problem.[/QUOTE]
...or does he?!
Sounds like what i have ,i just learn to coup with it
[QUOTE=VistaPOWA;28878152]What if they want him to believe that he has a mental problem?
:tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
That's what I'm afraid of!
Anyhoo, I'll still be on the lookout for people spying me.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;28878253]That's what I'm afraid of!
Anyhoo, I'll still be on the lookout for people spying me.[/QUOTE]
Look out for weather balloons filled with swamp gas controlled by crab people, that's what they're using to spy on people nowadays.
Did the OP even think about writing a email out to the CIA about that opt-out?
lol'd at "flexing my ear muscles"
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28878337]Did the OP even think about writing a email out to the CIA about that opt-out?[/QUOTE]
Which would be followed by a "Please remain at your current area until our agency personnel arrive and opt you out of the program"
Whenever I used to sleep on a hard surface or have to much earwax, or get too much water in my ear I hear ringing. I doubt you're crazy or a government test subject silly :v:
I used to hear a cellphone ringing because one annoyed the fuck out of me (well 3 that ringed at least one time every 15 minutes). Even to the point that I didn't know it was really ringing or not :v: .
[QUOTE=Luafox;28878553][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=svmYyeRY11o[/media]
Hey OP do you know if there's a hidden message in this?
Or is that what you hear daily?[/QUOTE]
Im supposedly schizophrenic, not a dial-up modem :v:
Ok, going to sleep now, hopefully the dreams I keep having will tell me more about this.
HOPEFULLY I WILL WAKE UP TOMORROW :tinfoil:
[i]Blast, he's found out. I'll alert agent Cornelius to detonate the C4 in his chest.[/i]
Go to the doctor or you are a troll. :frog:
Put a drainage pan on your head and sing "99 Red Balloons" and you will be okay.
This happens to me every tuesday. I did it 5 minutes ago.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;28878510]Which would be followed by a "Please remain at your current area until our agency personnel arrive and opt you out of the program"[/QUOTE]
Yeah they don't do anything. They surprise you with a black van, a clown, some colorful confetti and an anal probe. You don't even notice it in the midst of the excitement. Whats your issue with that?
OP, translate those signals into human language, then use it to enslave all electrical creatures to make and army and gain world domination!
Ehh... Psychology is my hobby. Why won't we talk sometime OP, hmm?
I used to have some teeth crowned in metal and would pick up a heavy metal station. shit was pretty cool
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until they played metallica that is
The best part about being declared a psycho is that no one will ever, ever believe anything you say. Even if they are experimenting on you.
You are a robot. Fight crime.
[img]http://www.bbspot.com/Images/News_Features/2007/02/men_in_black.jpg[/img]
None of you have ever seen this thread, you should should be redirected to the LMAO pics thread in 5 seconds.
I've picked up radio waves in my head due to two metal plates before.
Something like this?
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-217[/url]
It's not the government it's Eurocorp!!!!
You have not been properly "experimented on" until they analy probe you.
[QUOTE=Mudkipslol;28880279]Something like this?
[url]http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-217[/url][/QUOTE]
[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-217/ATarantula.jpg[/img]
They found my watch! I can't believe they found my one-of-a-kind tarantula watch!!
Your are a robot, created for the sole purpose of killing all in your neighborhood.
[QUOTE=RapistSanta;28877498]As conspiracy-ish as it may seem, hear me out!
I keep picking up weird mechanical noises coming out of me.
Faint clicking and beeping and whenever there's complete silence I swear I can hear radio signals... I hear very faint music and chatter. And the weird thing is that when I check around, there are no possible sources for those sounds around ie radio turned on, TV or PC.
Today was particularly interesting since I was sitting in class and I started hearing louder than usual booping and beeping coming out of my right ear. I knew this because I could shut it out temporarily by flexing my ear muscles, so it wasn't coming from outside.
And I always felt like there's something in my brain that caused irritations whenever I would concentrate on my forehead.
Inb4 black SUVs at my house :v:
Gettin mah tinfoil on :tinfoil:[/QUOTE]
you're jewish
I can't tell if this guy is serious.
Sergeant Shaw
Sergeant Raymond Shaw
Sergeant Raymond...Prentice...Shaw.
[QUOTE=FAG;28878241]Sounds like what i have ,i just learn to coup with it[/QUOTE]
How do you take over the government with beeping in your ear
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