i always hear cellphone interference through my headphones even when my cellphone isn't near me or even when i'm not getting a text or email alert. and at night i always hear fax machine noises on my headphones even when the volume is turned off.
fucking gives me the creeps :\
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;28877599]What if you had a hearing aid implanted into your ear when you were a baby and you didn't even know it.[/QUOTE]
I...I...No just NO....
IM 89% DEAF
you cant implant hearing aids IN THE EAR
Try and say "Go go gadget helicopter!".
Because of my alarms repetitive tone of beeping I used to hear it midday. Was annoying as fuck.
Your current state should not be the only thing you should be concerned about.
What if your parents are government agents or if they were replaced by agents, What if they are experiments themselves. Maybe there's something in your water supply. What if the government rigged your water supply. Maybe your medicine is a experimental drug and that your doctor is a government agent. What if some of us are government agents trying to delude you.
[b]WHAT IF I'M A GOVERNMENT AGENT[/B]
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
You can't trust anyone, not even me!
[QUOTE=samwilki;28888880]Try and say "Go go gadget helicopter!".[/QUOTE]
[img]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/furtive.png[/img]
OP is a transformer.
[QUOTE=Oblivious1;28889150]Your current state should not be the only thing you should be concerned about.
What if your parents are government agents or if they were replaced by agents, What if they are experiments themselves. Maybe there's something in your water supply. What if the government rigged your water supply. Maybe your medicine is a experimental drug and that your doctor is a government agent. What if some of us are government agents trying to delude you.
[b]WHAT IF I'M A GOVERNMENT AGENT[/B]
[editline]30th March 2011[/editline]
You can't trust anyone, not even me![/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=ineedateam1;28887975]I...I...No just NO....
IM 89% DEAF
you cant implant hearing aids IN THE EAR[/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochlear_implant[/url]
hmm
Make a jacket out of magnets.
WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON
/c
[QUOTE=-Chief-;28891921]WHAT DO THE NUMBERS MEAN MASON
/c[/QUOTE]
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! I'LL FUCKING TELL YOU!
THE NUMBERS MEAN A SHITTY GAME.
YOU HAPPY NOW?!c
[QUOTE=credesniper;28891700]Make a jacket out of magnets.[/QUOTE]
Where the heck do I get so many magnets??
Dude they're doing it on everybody!
Yesterday someone stole my newspaper and turned the microwave off.
And something is wrong with my cat, I think he's trying to say something.
It's off to the psychologist with OP.
[QUOTE=DainBramageStudios;28877591]See a psychologist.
tinnitus[/QUOTE]
During silences I have severe tinittus, not diagnosed because it doesn't bother me during the day but I tell you it's definitely not Beeps or Boops, it's pure constant ringing at a high frequency.
[QUOTE=TaniaTiger;28878400]lol'd at "flexing my ear muscles"[/QUOTE]
Probably this: [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tensor_tympani[/url].
all according to plan :psylon:
sounds freaky
cut yourself open and see what's inside
I know the government would never be spy on me because I'm not interesting and I never do anything interesting. I'm not important. Maybe if I was a Muslim immigrant from Iran I would be open to believing that I may be spied on, but I'm not. Maybe if I was developing bombs that could be easily concealed in random places I'd have some suspicion, but I'm not. It's clearly delusional to believe that you're being spied on unless you have some potential importance.
Step 1
buy a powerful electromagnet
Step 2
Keep powered on and on your person at all time
Step 3
Get a job at an IT department
Step 4
Buy a black SUV, blending in is the key
Step 5
Learn the ways of the jedi
Step 6
Move to Somalia
May the Gods watch over you in your travels oh great one
Our cover has been blown execute order 67
Hey Juozas, Beep beep boop beep boop boop beep
Surgically insert magnets into your skull. You'll be fine.
you are the kwisatz haderach
[QUOTE=-GTFMiika-;28893804]Surgically insert magnets into your skull. You'll be fine.[/QUOTE]
yeah you gotta do it yourself with rusty utensils, as if you go see a professional they must be government men!!!!
