My father is a pedohile, drug addict, convicted criminal, drunk and thief

[MBAfortytwo]

[QUOTE=Fr33domRider;25904288]wow op is a successful troll tricking mostly everybody....[/QUOTE]

I knew it from the 12 year olds' spelling errors.

[Murkat]

[QUOTE=Capn'Underpants;25869196]I would have killed him if I were in your place.
Honestly.[/QUOTE]

Good luck killing a dad that's strong enough to intimidate the entire family when you're SIX. I don't think you'd get very far unless you killed him in his sleep.

[GoldenGnome]

1. Get a job.

2. Work until you have around 1000 dollars.

3. Purchase a Colt .45, and ammunition, hide it somewhere convenient in the house.

4. Take shooting classes (if there is such a thing I'm no gun expert)

5. Shoot him in the leg if he comes again.

[JustGman]

Beat his head in with his laptop.

[neesu]

Master plan to keep your family safe:
-Gather your sister and your mother up in your room.

-Get 1 of those:
[IMG]http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:BcgBhIwxBJ-N4M:http://www.tfportal.de/gfx/content/tf2/weapons/sentry3.jpg&t=1[/IMG]
-Call an Engineer too.

Not feeling safe yet?
-Wait until he leaves the house and order one of those:
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UiQJ6xNy2BI[/media]

Anti-asshole protection perfected.
Then call the police.
At last, get permission to shoot him with a Spas-12.

[berryman13]

Get a gun, knife, or some sort of self defense. Hell, file a police report.

[avon43]

buy a semi automatic shotgun and a balaclava load the shot gun with tazer XREP rounds find him and unload the shot gun

[Dr.Melombada]

I'm really sorry to hear all that but, by then I would have slit his throat in his sleep.

[Kaabii]

Kill him. If you have any type of bruise ect from him it's self defence. Your free and he's gone. Guns can be had for cheap if you know where to go.

[.Lain]

I would send him to jail and go all The Tortured on his ass and realise it was the wrong person v:v:v

[OrionChronicles]

call the cops, tell them about everything that happened, and then mock him on visiting days in jail

[Wootman]

Didn't he say he was going to call the cops?