My father is a pedohile, drug addict, convicted criminal, drunk and thief - General

yea call the cops dude! Im not sure if this is true or not but if it is, then call the freaking cops!

Dude, Take a knife and tazer and hide them on you, piss him off, and when he comes to hit you [b]Tase him[/b] and [b]STAB HIM TO DEATH![/b]

I'll get a bunch of guys together and go kick his ass for you if he's in the midlands? How old is your sister?

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25848409]He would kill me if he found out if i did any of those![/QUOTE] Call the FBI get a sting put on him then when he goes round your house tell them that's him and they'll arrest him.

[QUOTE=garry;25849393]I'll get a bunch of guys together and go kick his ass for you if he's in the midlands? How old is your sister?[/QUOTE] he lives in westgate which is in the south coast and my sister is 7 [editline]4th November 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Cubar;25849463]Call the [B]FBI[/B][/QUOTE] i'm in england

This sounds like something that happened to a friend of mine. Apart from shes a girl and shes 17.

What a fucking scumbag

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25849565]he lives in westgate which is in the south coast and my sister is 7 [editline]4th November 2010[/editline] i'm in england[/QUOTE] Call your nearest police station then for advice, you'd need evidence though if you want to lock him up, the bruises on yourself should be enough.

Scratch all those "buy a shotgun" and "beat the crap out of him" comments, you need him behind bars. I think police is obviously the answer, do as the user above said. Courts always side up with the weakest part, i know this for personal experience, it should be alright. Call a family lawyer too.

Pour a bottle of eyedrops in his booze, nobody will be the wiser, or just keep bellyaching on Facepunch for attention.

1. Call Police 2. Easy as cake 3. Profit! 4. ??? Note: You sound stupid since you could do many things.

Take a meat cleaver to his skull.

[QUOTE=garry;25849393]I'll get a bunch of guys together and go kick his ass for you if he's in the midlands? How old is your sister?[/QUOTE] You're pretty awesome OP my heart goes out to you

Nobody deserves to be put through that kind of misery. Call the police. Call anybody. At least do something. The worst thing you could do is nothing.

I say OP buys a taser or a Glock 18. Dad comes by? Shock his ass or give him a dirt nap, your choice.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25849565][B]and my sister is 7[/B][/QUOTE] wow, return dad to store get refund

In addition, if you went with the taser, I'm sure it would be an [I]electrifying[/I] experience. Edit: FUCKING AUTOMERGE!

Stab his throat while he sleeps and avoid a sentence by claiming child abuse and insanity. Always works.

[QUOTE=garry;25849393]I'll get a bunch of guys together and go kick his ass for you if he's in the midlands? How old is your sister?[/QUOTE] Now, now, you don't need any more legal troubles.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25838370]"Fight fire with fire" in what way?[/QUOTE] Light him on fire.

Is it true?

[QUOTE=Lufttygger306;25851390]Is it true?[/QUOTE] yes, it's true it's not something i'm proud of either...

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25851423]yes, it's true it's not something i'm proud of either...[/QUOTE] OP, get help from the police. When he finds out you called the cops, he will already have been shackled and sent to the nearest police station.

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25848409]He would kill me if he found out if i did any of those![/QUOTE] How would he kill a man with a shotgun? Okay, if so, buy a pistol and shoot his legs, then REVENGE MUTHAFUCKA. Or tell him you want to suck his dick and then cut off his balls.

huh.. i found the flat where i stayed in google maps... cool..

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25838135]i'm not doing this for ratings not for funnys or zings or dumbs or hearts. i'm doing this for the sake that it is true, and [B]i need to get it off my chest[/B] My father.. oh god my father. ... ...[/QUOTE] ;~;

Wait a minute, how old was your sister? If she was like 7 then that's just sick. [QUOTE=_Maverick_;25849565] and my sister is 7 [/QUOTE] holy fuck I'm psychic, just skimmed through the thread and saw someone quoted this.

[QUOTE=LewyJudge12;25851778]Wait a minute, how old was your sister? If she was like 7 then that's just sick. [/QUOTE] NO no no my sister is 7... [B]NOW[/B]

take out the largest knife from your kitchen, and next time your dad comes you stab the everlasting fuck out of that evil bastard for what he did to your family. he diserves it. there is no reason to back out from doing it. it would be self defence because you know what hes coming to your house for but if you dont want to put him down like the rapist piece of shit he is. sue him for every last abuse and domestic violence he has ever caused to your family. serve some justice one way or the other

[QUOTE=_Maverick_;25851810]NO no no my sister is 7... [B]NOW[/B][/QUOTE] OP, just reading all of this makes my heart fill with tears, i can't imagine what you have to live with ;~;