A lady i ran over with my bike 8 years ago wants me to pay her $13k. What do i do?
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Question. If she got ran over 8 years ago, why is she sending you the bill NOW?
use the bill as toilet paper or something.
Finish what you started 8 years ago:
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You know what to do.
Don't pay a thing.
[QUOTE=Rach Runner;23949872]Better pay that bill.
Normally she probably wouldn't be able to prove that you were the one that ran her over, but do you really want to risk the chance that this motherfucker could be on the case?
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whoa woah whoa
send her a forged note saying you been dead for 3 years
[QUOTE=JohnStamosFan;23950299]Although this whole thing sounds kind of sketchy, if you really did hit her, regardless of how old you were, you should at least try and figure out some way to help her with payments.
I know for a fact that everyone posting in this thread would be posting a bawww thread if the shoes was on the other foot.
"THIS STUPID LADY HIT ME AND NOW SHE WONT PAY MY MEDICAL BILLS !!! HELP ME FP, WHAT DO I DO!?"[/QUOTE]
You seem to forget that she decides to ask the money after eight years.
I wouldn't be to threatened by the bill. You don't owe her shit, and if she decides to bring you to court counter sue for deformation of name. She'll never be able to have a solid case against something that happened so long ago.
the bill was probably payed by the health insurance, now she is fat and poor and tries to get free money.
Yeah I'm pretty sure she can't sue you if it happened when you were a minor, and it happened 8 years ago...so if you 20 when it happened then she would have a tough time in court still.
Also, those medical bills could be bogus, it might be from something else and the lady wants some easy cash.
Pay her in semen.
[QUOTE=Xevious;23948665]Hey there, FPers. A few minutes ago, i got a bill in the mail that made me wanna jump out of a freaking window. What follows is probably the biggest mistake ive ever made in my life.
Okay, so about 8 years ago (I was 12), i went for a bike ride in the park with my dad. i was lagging behind, so i tried to go as fast as i could. That is, until i hit a huge hill and my brakes didnt work, and ended up going faster than i could. If that wasnt bad enough, there was a russian old lady taking pics at the bottom of the hill, and, well, you can guess the rest:
“AUUUGGGHHHH!!! *crash*”
So, surprisingly, i didnt have a scratch on me, and the lady was moaning in pain. Since i was really scared of consequences, on impulse I biked off. My dad called my weird name ( Which I wont disclose on here, ive heard the rumors FP) and called him saying i was coming. After today though, i think she heard my name as well.
So, today i got a bill for medical expenses from 2002 that totaled over $13k. Since i have my own apartment now,[b] i guess she white page'd my weird name and found me fast.[/b] Guys, i dont have close to 13k. What do i do?[/QUOTE]
She cant prove thats you, say you don't remember ever doing it and you think she has the wrong person.
[QUOTE=Ali Legend;23950569]Pay her in semen.[/QUOTE]
:golfclap: best post I have seen in a while.
burn the bill
put it in her mailbox.
I doubt she can do shit without evidence, i mean, you could talk to her, but than she could call the cops
Ride your bike, find her again and run her over and say "Hey look, I got better on my bike"
[QUOTE=Batmoutarde;23948692]Post picture of the bill and censor the name[/QUOTE]
do this or shutup
K, well ill call the # tmrw.
[QUOTE=DeathDealer;23950333]...no that means that she was at a nursing home or had a nurse come take care of her[/QUOTE]
A hospice is generally for people who are dying.
Send her a note explaining that your bike was originally your grandfathers, and was made back in the cold war days, and therefore, it had a prejudice against Russians. Explain that you are sincerely sorry for the bicycle, and rest assured you wanted to help her, but the bike wouldn't have it. And so, you were forced to ride away.
Also tell her that the bike had since changed and if she would like, you could set up a meeting where they could talk things out.
I think after page one you should all stop trying to be funny, specifically people with under 600 posts. Cause the funny part is done with and you just make dumb jokes.
[QUOTE=nivek;23951211]I think after page one you should all stop trying to be funny, specifically people with under 600 posts. Cause the funny part is done with and you just make dumb jokes.[/QUOTE]
Was that a crack at me, sir? Because I noticed you made the cutoff of posts quite near my current post count...
If you have something to say, say to me directly please. Don't beat around the bush.
[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;23951255] Don't beat around the bush.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Alaskan Wolf;23951255]Was that a crack at me, sir? Because I noticed you made the cutoff of posts quite near my current post count...
If you have something to say, say to me directly please. Don't beat around the bush.[/QUOTE]
Actually I wasn't referencing you at all, I didn't even read your post. <3
DO NOT admit to it, ask her how she knows it was you and ask her for proof, because you do not recall the incident, tell her it wasnt you. Dont pay that shit fuck that you were 12.
I pretty much agree with others.
You were a minor when it happened.
It was a dick move for her to make you pay for something that happened 8 years ago.
I doubt any lawyer would take a case like that.
Just what i think.
Lawsuit!!!!!
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Just say it wasn't you.
You were 12? How can she charge you 8 years later you were just a kid???
Forget about it. Just stay away from her and make sure she's doesn't find your home
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