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Is this a troll?
You guys are making me question my taste in music. I honestly, unironically liking the drop.
Hi Dj Dong. My name is Banhfunbags and you truly inspired me. Your song, You Can't Handle The Sky, reminds me of a time that I was at the mall with my mom. I wanted to buy this giant Lego set, but my mom said no, so I ran away from her when she wasn't looking and got lost in the mall. A mall cop caught me when I tried sneaking into the Build-A-Bear store by myself and they took me to the mall staff office. The mall cop made an announcement on the mall PA asking for my mom to come to the office. When my mom came, she was like "OMG OMG BANHFUNBAGS I THOUGHT YOU GOT KIDNAPPED I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE SAFE." The mall cop asked me if I knew her and I said no. So my mom got mad and she threatened to beat my ass and she was detained by the mall cops and locked up in the mall jail, but she was able to call my dad from work to bring my birth certificate before they took her to real jail. My mom beat my ass when I got home. Your song, The Dong's Journey, reminds me of a time I played Yu-Gi-Oh with my cousin. I traded my Blue Eyes White Dragon to him for his Dark Magician. We then dueled and I lost, so I demanded that he trade me back my Blue Eyes White Dragon. When he refused to, I got mad and threw random toys at him and he started screaming. My mom bursted into the room to figure out what was with all the noise and I threw a huge snowglobe right at her face. She tore apart a giant bamboo stick from the table and chased me around the house with it. I eventually locked myself in a bathroom and climbed out of the window. When my mom found me outside, she chased me around the neighborhood. Eventually someone called the police. The police officer, after he arrested my mom, scolded me by saying "kid, once you trade yu-gi-oh cards, you can't trade back, ok?" My mom beat my ass when I got home.
Wow. What marvellous pieces of music, Dj Dong. This music will resound through the following ages of the history of Earth and humankind. It's well deserving of Oscars, Grammys, Golden Unicorns and every concievable award on Earth. Whenever aliens come to our planet, we'll show your musical pieces, for the presentation of our rich and varied culture, and for their enjoyment. Whenever we go to war, we'll bring the flag of our countries to the skies and your magnificient songs on our chests as our war hymn. God Bless Dj Dong. 10/10
this really isn't that funny guys.
[QUOTE=redBadger;45940500]this really isn't that funny guys.[/QUOTE] Oh ok, sorry... :(
this can't be real
What the fuck is this shit.
[QUOTE=redBadger;45940500]this really isn't that funny guys.[/QUOTE] you are right dj dong's music is not funny in the LEAST BIT... it is beautiful.
It honestly sounds like it was recorded using one of those 90s keyboards. Like that's what the synths remind me of. Not really an insult, just an observation.
[QUOTE=T-Sonar.0;45942707]What the fuck is this shit.[/QUOTE] A musical revolution.
[QUOTE=Chaotic Lord;45944267]A musical revolution.[/QUOTE] *a dongical dongolution
This is as serious as my friend going by the name 'DJ_COCKRUB' and making tracks like this in a genre named 'gaystep': [url]http://soundcloud.com/dj_cockrub_returns/the-cockdemon-cries-1[/url] You guys are being trolled so gently you don't even realize it.
True art in its purest form ... Your head
[url]http://djdong.bandcamp.com/track/you-cant-handle-the-sky[/url] Timing errors and some instrument choices aside, I quite like the idea of this. Can I cover it?
[QUOTE=Natrox;45962551][url]http://djdong.bandcamp.com/track/you-cant-handle-the-sky[/url] Timing errors and some instrument choices aside, I quite like the idea of this. Can I cover it?[/QUOTE] Yes, please do.
Snoop Dong you are my favorite, please never stop the dong
WOW Thank you Natrox! You are the very first person to buy the album. Thank you very much! [editline]13th September 2014[/editline] I'm starting to work on the Facepunch song now, so expect it sometime next week.
This guy is the Chris (Simpsons Artist) of music.
Your music made me question my existance Went through all of your songs and had a fucking good time. Haven't laughed so hard in ages.
[QUOTE=RetaDepa;45968665]This guy is the Chris (Simpsons Artist) of music.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://facepunch.com/image.php?u=116377&dateline=1394969243[/IMG] Dongstep in a Nutshell
why do I have this on repeat
Your music expanded norway by 10%
Does anyone know what this song is called? [video=youtube;rX4LtKF_Znw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX4LtKF_Znw[/video]
Simply a masterpiece.
[QUOTE=TheRealDJDong;45979358]Does anyone know what this song is called? [video=youtube;rX4LtKF_Znw]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX4LtKF_Znw[/video][/QUOTE] My life is now complete.
i love you dj dong
Hey DJ Dong, I just wanted to say that you inspired me to make music again, even though I never uploaded any of it anywhere yet. Thanks man.
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